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Sir John. Who has obtained the most absolute dominion my

heart. I have already declared my passion to her ; nay, Miss Sterling herself is also apprised of it, and if you will but give a sanction to my present addresses, the uncommon merit of Miss Sterling will, no doubt, recommend her to a person of equal, if not superior rank to myself, and our families may still be allied by my union with Miss Fanny.

Sterl. Mighty fine, truly! Wby, what the plague do you make of us, Sir John? Do you come to market for my daugliters, like servants at a statute-fair? Do you think, that I will suffer you, or any man in the world, to come into my house like the Grand Seignior, and throw the handkerchief first to one, and then to the other, just as he pleases? Do you think I drive a kind of African slave-trade with them and

Sir John. A moment's patience, Sir! Nothing but the excess of ny passion for Miss Fanny should have induced me to take any step, that had the least appearance of disrespect to any part of your family, and even now I am desirous to atone for my transgression, by making the most adequate compensation that lies in my power.

Sieri. Compensation! what compensation can you pos. sibly make in such a case as this, Sir John?

Sir John. Come, come, Mr. Sterling; I know you to be a nian of sense, and a man of business, a man of the world. I will deal frankly with you; and you shall see, that I do pot desire a change of measures for my own gratification, without endeavouring to make it advantageous to you.

Sterl. What advantage can your inconstancy be to me, Sir John?

Sir John. I will tell you, Sir. You know, that, by the articles at present subsisting between us, on the day of my marriage with Miss Sterling, you agree to pay down the gross sum of eighty thousand pounds.

Steri. Well!

Sir John. Now if you will but consent to my waving that marriage

Sterl. I agree to your waving that marriage ! Impossible, Sir John !

Sir John. I hope not, Sir; as, on my part, I will agree

to wave mỳ riglit to thirty thousand pounds of the fortune I was to receive with her.

Sterl. Thirty thousand, do you say?

Sir John. Yes, Sir; and accept of Miss Fanny, with fifty thousand instead of fourscore.

Sterk. Fifty thousand-
Sir Joan. Instead of feurscore.

Sterl. Why, why, there may be something in that.Let'me see; Fanny with fifty thousand instead of Betsy with fourscore. But how can this be, Sir John? For you know I am to pay this money into the hands of my Lord Ogleby; who, I believe, betwixt you and me, Sir John, is not overstocked with ready money at present; and threescore thousand of it, you know, are to go to pay off the present incumbrances on the estate, Sir John.

Sir John. That objection is easily obviated. Ten of the twenty thousand, which would remain as a surplus of the fourscore, after paying off the mortgage, was intended by liis lordship for my use, that we might set off with some little eclat on our marriage; and the other ten for his own. Ten thousand pounis therefore I shall be able to pay you immediately; and for the remaining twenty thousand you shall have a mortgage on that part of the estate which is to be made over to me, with whatever security you shall require for the regular payment of the interest, till the principal is duly discharged.

Šterl. Why, to do you justice, Sir John, there is something fair and open in your proposal; and since I find you do not mean to put an affront upon the family

Sir Jehr. Nothing was ever farther from my thoughts, Mr. Sterling. And after all, the whole affair is nothing extraordinary; such things happen every day; and as the world had only heard generally of a treaty between the families, when this marriage takes place, nobody will be the wiser, if we have but discretion enough to keep our own counsel.

Sterl. True, true; and since you only transfer from one girl to the other, it is no more than transferring so much stock,


know. Sir John. The very thing.

Sterl. Odso! I had quite forgot. We are reckoning without our host here. There is another difficulty

Sir John. You alarm me. What can that be ?

Sterl. I cannot stir a step in this business without consulting my sister Heidelberg. The family has very great expectations from her, and we must not give her any offence.

Sir John. But if you come into this measure, surely she will be so kind as to consent

Starl. I do not know that. Betsy is her darling; and I cannot tell how far she may resent any slight, that seems to be offered to her favourite niece. However, I will do the best I can for you. 'You shall go and break the matter to her first, and by the time that I may suppose, that your rhetoric has prevailed on her to listen to reason, I will step in to reinforce your arguments.

Sir John. I will fly to her immediately: you promise me your assistance ?

Sterl. I do,

Sir John. Ten thousand thanks for it! and now success attend me!

Sterl. Harkee, Sir John !_Not a word of the thirty thousand to my sister, Sir John.

Sir John. O, I am dumb, I am dumb, Sir.
Sterl. You remember it is thirty thousand.
Sir John. To be sure I do.

Sterl. But, Sir John, one thing more. My lord must know nothing of this stroke of friendship between us.

Sir John. Not for the world. Let me alone! letine alone!

Sterl. And when every thing is agreed, we must give each other a bond to be held fast to the bargain.

Sir John. To be sure, a bond by all means ! a bond, or whatever you please.

Sterl. I should have thought of more conditions ; he is in a humour to give me every thing. Why, what mere children are your fellows of quality; that cry for a plaything one minute, and throw it by the next ! as changeable as the weather, and as uncertain as the stocks. Special fellows to drive a bargain! and yet they are to take care of the interest of the nation truly! Here does this whirligig man of fashion offer to give up thirty thousand pounds in hard money, with as much indifference as if it was a china orange. By this mortgage, I shall have hold on his Terra Firma : and

if he wants more money, as he certainly will, let him have children by my daughter or no, I shall have his whole estate in a net for the benefit of my family. Well; tlnus it is, that the children of citizens, who have acquired fortunes, prove persons of fashion; and thus it is, that persons of fashion, who have ruined their fortunes, reduce the next generation to cits.



BELCOUR AND STOCKWELL. Stock. Mr. Belcou:, I am rejoiced to see you; you are welcome to England.

Bel. I thank you heartily, good Mr. Stockwell; you and I have long conversed at a distance; now we are met, and the pleasure this meeting gives me amply compensates for the perils I have run through in accomplishing it.

Stock. What perils, Mr. Belcours I could not have thought you would have met a bad passage at this time o'year.

Bel. Nor did we: courier-like, we came posting to your shores upon the pinions of the swiftest gales tliat ever blew; it is upou English ground all my difficulties have arisen; it is the passage from the river side I complain of.

Stock. Ay, indeed! What obstructions can you have met between this and the river side ?

Bel. Innumerable! Your town's as full of defiles as the island of Corsica ; and, I believe, they are as obstinately defended; so much hurry, bustle, and confusion, on your quays; so many sugar-casks, porter-butts, and commoncouncil men in your streets; that unless a man marched with artillery in his front, it is more than the labour of a Hercules can effect, to make any tolerable way through your town,

Stock. I am sorry you have been so incommoded. Bel. Why, faith, it was all my own fault; accustomed to a land of slaves, and out of patience with the whole tribe of customhouse extortioners, boatmen, tidewaiters, and water


thein away

bailiffs, that beset me on all sides, worse than a swarın of moschettoes, I proceeded a little too roughly to brush



the sturdy rogues took this in dudgeon, and beginning to rebel, the mob chose different sides, and a furious scuffle ensued; in the course of which my person and apparel suffered so much, that I was obliged to step into the first tavern to refit, before I could make

my approaches in any deceni trim.

Stock. Well, Mr. Belcour, it is a rough sample you have had of my countrymen's spirit; but, I trust, you will not think the worse of tliem for it.

Bel. Not at all; not at all ; I like them the better: were I only a visitor, I might, perhaps, wish them a little more tractable; but as a fellow-subject, and a sharer in their freedom, I applaud their spirit, though I feel the effect of it in every bone in my skin. - Well, Mr. Stockwell, for the first time in my life here am I in England; at the fountain-head of pleasure, in the land of beauty, of arts, and elegancies. My happy stars have given me a good estate, and the conspiring winds have blown me hither to spend it.

Stock. To use it, not to waste it, I should hope ; to treat it, Mr. Belcour, not as a vassal, over whom you have a wanton despotic power; but as a subject, which you are bound to govern with a temperate and restrained authority.

Bel. True, Sir; most truly said ; mine's a commission, not a right: I am the offspring of distress, and every child of sorrow is my brother. While I have bands to hold, there. fore, I will hold them open to mankind : but, Sir, my passions are my masters; they take me where they will; and oftentimes they leave to reason and virtue nothing but my wishes and my sighs.

Stock. Come, come, the man who can accuse, corrects himself.

Bel. Ah! that is an office I am weary of; I wish a friend would take it up: I would to Heaven you had leisure for the employ! but, did you drive a trade to the four corners of the world, you would not find the task so toilsome as to keep me free from faults.

· Stock. Well, I am not discouraged, this candour tells me I should not have the fault of self-conceit to coinbat ; that, at least, is not among the number.

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