Address to an Egyptian Mummy. AND thou hast walk'd about, (how strange a story!) In Thebes's street three thousand years ago; Speak! for thou long enough hast acted dummy,- Revisiting the glimpses of the moon, Not like thin ghosts or disembodied creatures, But with thy bones, and flesh, and limbs, and features. Tell us, for doubtless thou canst recollect, To whom should we assign the Sphinx's fame: Was Cheops or Cephrenes architect Of either pyramid that bears his name? Is Pompey's Pillar really a misnomer? Had Thebes a hundred gates, as sung by Homer ? Perhaps thou wert a mason, and forbidden, In Memnon's statue, which at sunrise play'd? Perhaps thou wert a priest, and hast been dealing In human blood, and horrors past revealing. Perchance that very hand, now pinion'd flat, Or doff'd thine own to let Queen Dido pass, I need not ask thee if that hand, when arm'd, Long after thy primeval race was run. Thou couldst develop, if that wither'd tongue Might tell us what those sightless orbs have seen, How the world look'd when it was fresh and young, And the great Deluge still had left it green; Or was it then so old, that History's pages Contain'd no record of its early ages! Still silent, incommunicative elf! Art sworn to secrecy ? then keep thy vows; But pr'ythee tell us something of thyself,— Since in the world of spirits thou hast slumber'd, What hast thou seen, what strange adventures number'd? Since first thy form was in this box extended, We have, above-ground, seen some strange mutations; The Roman empire has begun and ended, New worlds have risen, we have lost old nations, And countless kings have into dust been humbled, While not a fragment of thy flesh has crumbled. Didst thou not hear the pother o'er thy head, When the great Persian conqueror, Cambyses, March'd armies o'er thy tomb with thundering tread, O'erthrew Osiris, Orus, Apis, Isis, And shook the Pyramids with fear and wonder, If the tomb's secrets may not be confess'd, A heart has throbb'd beneath that leathern breast, face? What was thy name and station, age and race? Statue of flesh-Immortal of the dead! Posthumous man, who quitt'st thy narrow bed, Why should this worthless tegument endure, HORACE SMITH. The Answer of the Egyptian Mummy. CHILD of the latter days, thy words have broken ye, "before List, then, oh! list, while I unfold my story. Thebes was my birth-place-an unrivall'd city, Oh! I could read you quite a Theban lecture, But then you would not have me throw discredit But heard it read when I was very young; All that I know about the town of HOMER Is, that they scarce would own him in his day— Were glad, too, when he proudly turn'd a roamer, Because by this they saved their parish-pay. His townsmen would have been ashamed to flout him, Had they foreseen the fuss since made about One blunder I can fairly set at rest, Не says that men were once more big and bony Than now, which is a bouncer at the best; I'll just refer you to our friend Belzoni, Near seven feet high! in sooth, a lofty figure! Now look at me, and tell me am I bigger? Not half the size: but then I'm sadly dwindled; Three thousand years with that embalming glue, Have made a serious difference, and have swindled My face of all its beauty-there were few Egyptian youths more gay,-behold the sequel. Nay, smile not, you and I may soon be equal! For this lean hand did one day hurl the lance This heart hath throbb'd at tales of love and woe, These shreds of raven hair once set the fashion, This wither'd form inspired the tender passion. In vain! the skilful hand and feelings warm, All bow'd at once to death's mysterious will, Who seal'd me up where mummies sound are sleeping, In cere-cloth, and in tolerable keeping. Where cows and monkeys squat in rich brocade, And well-dress'd crocodiles in painted cases, Rats, bats, and owls, and cats in masquerade, With scarlet flounces and with varnish'd faces; |