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If I break faith, this word shall speak for me,
And he that breaks them in the least degree,
Suggestions are to others, as to me; But, I believe, although I seem so loth, I am the last that will last keep his oath. But is there no quick recreation granted? King. Ay, that there is: our court, you know, is
haunted With a refined traveller of Spain; A man in all the world's new fashion planted,
That hath a mint of phrases in his brain:
Doth ravish, like enchanting harmony;
Have chose as umpire of their mutiny:
For interim to our studies, shall relate,
From tawny Spain, lost in the world's debate.
Biron. Armado is a most illustrious wight, A man of fire-ncw words, fashion's own knight. Long. Costard the swain, and he, shall be our
sport; And, so to study, three years is but short.
· Enter Dull, with a letter, and CostaRD.
Dull. I myself reprehend his own person, for I am his grace's tharborough?: but I would see his own person in flesh and blood.
Biron. This is he.
Dull. Signior Arme-Arme-commends you. There's villainy abroad; this letter will tell you more.
Cost. Sir, the contempts thereof are as touching me. King. A letter from the magnificent Armado.
Biron. How low soever the matter, I hope in God for high words.
Long. A high hope for a low having: God grant us patience!
Biron. To hear? or forbear hearing?
Long. To hear meekly, sir, and to laugh moderately; or to forbear both.
Biron. Well, sir, be it as the stile shall give us cause to climb in the merriness.
Cost. The matter is to me, sir, as concerning Jaquenetta. The manner of it is, I was taken with the manner.
Biron. In what manner?
Cost. In manner and form following, sir; all those three: I was seen with her in the manor house, sitting with her upon the form, and taken following her into the park; which, put together, is, in manner and form following. Now, sir, for the manner,-it is the manner of a man to speak to a woman:-for the form,-in some form.
Biron. For the following, sir?
Cost. As it shall follow in my correction: And God defend the right!
King. Will you hear this letter with attention?
Cost. Such is the simplicity of man to hearken after the flesh.
King. [reads.] Great deputy, the welkin's vicegerent, and sole dominator of Navarre, my soul's earth's God, and body's fostering patron,
Cost. Not a word of Costard yet.
Cost. It may be so: but if he say it is so, he is in telling true, but so, so.
Cost.-be to me, and every man that dares not fight! King. No words. Cost.—of other men's secrets, I beseech you.
King. So it is, lesieged with sable colourd melancholy, I did commend the black-oppressing humour to the most wholesome physick of thy health-giving air: and, as I am a gentleman, betook myself to walk. The time, when? About the sixth hour; when leasts most graze, birds best peck, and men sit down to that nourishment which is called supper. So much for the time when : Now for the ground
which; which, I mean, I walk'd upon : it is ycleped, thy park. Then for the place where; where, I mean, I did encounter that obscene and most preposterous event, that draweth from my snow-white pen the elon.colour'd ink, which here thou viewest, beholdest, surveyest, or seest : But to the place, where, -It standeth north-north-east and by east from the west corner of thy curious-knotted garden. There did I see that low-spirited swain, that base minnow of thy mirth,
King.-sorted and consorted, contrary to thy established proclaimed edict and continent canon, withwith0 with-lut with this I passion to say where with.
Cost. With a wench.
King:—with a child of our grandmother Eve, a female; or, for thy more sweet understanding, a woman. Him I (as my ever-esteemed duty pricks me on) have sent to thee, to receive the meed of punishment, ly thy sweet Grace's officer, Antony Dull; a man of good repute, carriage, bearing, and estimation.
Dull. Me, an't shall please you; I am Antony Dull.
King. For Jaquenetta, (so is the weaker vessel called, which I apprehended with the aforesaid swain, I keep her as a vessel of thy law's fury; and shall, at the least of thy sweet notice, bring her to trial. Thine, in all compliments of devoted and heart-burning heat of duty,
Don Adriano de Armado. Biron. This is not so well as I look'd for, but the best that ever I heard.
King. Ay, the best for the worst. But, sirrah, what say you to this?
Cost. Sir, I confess the wench.
Cost. I do confess much of the hearing it, but little of the marking of it.
King. It was proclaim'd a year's imprisonment, to be taken with a wench.
Cost. I was taken with none, sir; I was taken with a damosel.
King. Well, it was proclaimed damosel.
Cost. This was no damosel neither; sir, she was a virgin.
King. It is so varied too; for it was proclaim'd, virgin.
Cost. If it were, I deny her virginity; I was taken with a maid.
King. This maid will not serve your turn, sir.
Cost. This maid will serve my turn, sir. • King. Sir, I will pronounce your sentence; You shall fast a week with bran and water.