CAULER WATER. WHEN father Adie first pat spade in To fire his mou; Nor did he thole his wife's upbraidin', A cauler burn o' siller sheen, An' when our gutcher's drouth had been He loutit down, and drank bedeen A dainty skair. His bairns had a', before the flood, The fuddlin' bardies, now-a-days, While each his sea of wine displays My Muse will no gang far frae hame, In troth, the jillet ye might blame For thinkin' on't, When eithly she can find the theme This is the name that doctors use, In kittle words to gar you roose Their want o' skill. But we'll hae nae sic clitter-clatter; Than whilk, I trow, Few drugs in doctors' shops are better Though joints be stiff as ony rung, Out-owre the lugs, 'Twill mak you souple, swack and young, Withouten drugs. Though cholic or the heart-scad teaze us; That wou'd ye spulzie, And brings them to a canny crisis Wi' little tulzie. Were't no for it, the bonny lasses That aft conveen In gleefu looks, an' bonny faces, To catch our een. The fairest, then, might die a maid, Whether the features under shade Were worth a lover? As Simmer rains bring Simmer flowers, Sae rich a bloom, As for estate, or heavy dowers, Aft stands in room. What maks Auld Reekie's dames sae fair? It canna be the halesome air; But cauler burn, beyond compare, The best o' ony, That gars them a' sic graces skair, An' blink sae bonny. On Mayday, in a fairy ring, We've seen them round St Anthon's spring, Frae grass the cauler dew-draps wring To weet their een, An' water, clear as crystal spring, To synd them clean. O may they still pursue the way And, like her, be The goddess of the vocal spray, The Muse, an' mè. THE SITTING OF THE SESSION. PHŒBUS, Sair cow'd wi' Simmer's hight, Cours near the yird wi' blinkin' light; Cauld shaw the haughs, nae mair bedight Wi' Simmer's claes, Which heese the heart o' dowie wight That through them gaes. Weel leese me o' you, business, now; O' dribbles frae the gude brown cow, The Court o' Session, weel wat I, Though they'll gie mony a cheep an' cry, Ye benders a'! that dwall in joot, An' gar your cares a' tak the rout, An' thumb ne'er fash. Rob Gibb's gray gizz, new frizzled fine, Weel does he lo'e the lawen coin, When dossied down, For whisky gills, or dribs o' wine, In cauld forenoon. Bar-keepers! now at outer door, Though ye've a Cause the House before, Gin ony, here, wi' canker knocks, Ye needna think to fleetch or coax ; "Come shaw's your gear "Ae scabbit yowe spills twenty flocks"Ye's no be here." Now, at the door, they'll raise a plea :- The lawyers' shelfs, an' printers' presses, To thrive bedeen: At five hours' bell scribes shaw their faces, An' rake their een. The country fouk to lawyers crook :"Ah, weels-me o' your bonny buik! |