THE DOUBLE TRANSFORMATION.1 A TALE. SECLUDED from domestic strife, Made him the happiest man alive; Such pleasures, unalloy'd with care, 1 Printed in Goldsmith's Essays (the xxvi.) in 1765. VARIATIONS. a Without politeness, aim'd at breeding, Her presence banish'd all his peace.b Miss frown'd, and blush'd, and then was-married. Need we expose to vulgar sight The raptures of the bridal night? C The honeymoon like lightning flew, VARIATIONS. b Our alter'd parson now began c visage But still. the worst remain'd behind, Skill'd in no other arts was she, But dressing, patching, repartee; And, just as humour rose or fell, By turns a slattern or a belle. 'Tis true she dress'd with modern grace, But when at home, at board or bed, In short, by night 'twas fits or fretting; Jack suck'd his pipe, and often broke A sigh in suffocating smoke;" While all their hours were pass'd between Insulting repartee or spleen. VARIATIONS. d Now tawdry madam kept a bevy. |