SCENE IV.-Rousillon. A Room in the COUNTESS'S Palace. Enter COUNTESS and her Steward. Count. Alas! and would you take the letter of her? Might you not know, she would do as she has done, By sending me a letter? Read it again. Stew. [Reads.] "I am Saint Jaques' pilgrim, thither gone. Ambitious love hath so in me offended, With sainted vow my faults to have amended. Where death and danger dog the heels of worth: Count. Ah, what sharp stings are in her mildest words! Rinaldo, you did never lack advice so much, If I had given you this at over-night, Count. SCENE V.-Without the Walls of Florence. A tucket afar off. Enter an old Widow of Florence, DIANA, VIOLENTA, MARIANA, and other Citizens. Wid. Nay, come; for if they do approach the city, we shall lose all the sight. Dia. They say, the French count has done most honourable service. Wid. It is reported that he has taken their greatest commander, and that with his own hand he slew the duke's brother. We have lost our labour; they are gone a contrary way: hark! you may know by their trumpets. Mar. Come; let's return again, and suffice ourselves with the report of it. Well, Diana, take heed of this French earl: the honour of a maid is her name, and no legacy is so rich as honesty. Wid. I have told my neighbour, how you have been solicited by a gentleman his companion. Mar. I know that knave; hang him! one Parolles : a filthy officer he is in those suggestions for the young earl.-Beware of them, Diana; their promises, enticements, oaths, tokens, and all these engines of lust, are not the things they go under: many a maid hath been seduced by them; and the misery is, example, that so terrible shows in the wreck of maidenhood, cannot for all that dissuade succession, but that they are limed with the twigs that threaten them. I hope, I need not to advise you further; but, I hope, your own grace will keep you where you are, though there were no farther danger known, but the modesty which is so lost. Dia. You shall not need to fear me. Enter HELENA in the dress of a Pilgrim. Wid. I hope so.-Look, here comes a pilgrim: I know she will lie at my house; thither they send one another. I'll question her.-God save you, pilgrim! Hel. To Saint Jaques le Grand. Where do the palmers lodge, I do beseech you? Wid. At the Saint Francis here, beside the port. Hel. Is this the way? Wid. Ay, marry, is't.-Hark you! [Amarch afar off. They come this way. If you will tarry, holy pilgrim, But till the troops come by, I will conduct you where you shall be lodg'd; Hel. Is it yourself? Wid. If you shall please so, pilgrim. Hel. I thank you, and will stay upon your leisure. I did so. Wid. Here you shall see a countryman of yours, Dia. Hel. Ay, surely, mere the truth: I know his lady. Dia. Monsieur Parolles. [Exeunt. Hel. What's his name? O! I believe with him, you Where you shall host: of enjoin'd penitents Hel. Both. We'll take your offer kindly. [Exeunt. Fr. Env. Nay, good my lord, put him to't: let him have his way. Fr. Gent. If your lordship find him not a hilding, hold me no more in your respect. Fr. Env. On my life, my lord, a bubble. Ber. Do you think I am so far deceived in him? Fr. Env. Believe it, my lord: in mine own direct knowledge, without any malice, but to speak of him as my kinsman, he's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality, worthy your lordship's entertainment. Fr. Gent. It were fit you knew him, lest reposing too far in his virtue, which he hath not, he might, at some great and trusty business in a main danger, fail you. Ber. I would I knew in what particular action to try him. Fr. Gent. None better than to let him fetch off his drum, which you hear him so confidently undertake to do. Fr. Env. I, with a troop of Florentines, will suddenly surprise him: such I will have, whom, I am sure, he knows not from the enemy. We will bind and hoodwink him so, that he shall suppose no other but that he is carried into the leaguer of the adversaries, when we bring him to our own tents. Be but your lordship present at his examination, if he do not, for the promise of his life, and in the highest compulsion of base fear, offer to betray you, and deliver all the intelligence in his power against you, and that with the divine forfeit of his soul upon oath, never trust my judgment in any thing. Fr. Gent. O! for the love of laughter, let him fetch off his drum: he says he has a stratagem for't. When your lordship sees the bottom of his success in't, and to what metal this counterfeit lump of ores will be melted, if you give him not John Drum's entertainment, your inclining cannot be removed. Here he comes. Enter PAROLLES. Fr. Env. O! for the love of laughter, hinder not the honour of his design: let him fetch off his drum in any hand. Ber. How now, monsieur? this drum sticks sorely in your disposition. Fr. Gent. A pox on't! let it go: 'tis but a drum. Par. But a drum! Is't but a drum? A drum so lost! There was an excellent command, to charge in with our horse upon our own wings, and to rend our own soldiers! Fr. Gent. That was not to be blamed in the command of the service: it was a disaster of war that Cæsar himself could not have prevented, if he had been there to command. Ber. Well, we cannot greatly condemn our success: some dishonour we had in the loss of that drum; but it is not to be recovered. Par. It might have been recovered. Par. It is to be recovered. But that the merit of service is seldom attributed to the true and exact performer, I would have that drum or another, or hic jacet. Ber. Why, if you have a stomach to't, monsieur, if you think your mystery in stratagem can bring this instrument of honour again into his native quarter, be magnanimous in the enterprise, and go on; I will grace the attempt for a worthy exploit: if you speed well in it, the duke shall both speak of it, and extend to you what farther becomes his greatness, even to the utmost syllable of your worthiness. Par. By the hand of a soldier, I will undertake it. Ber. But you must not now slumber in it. Par. I'll about it this evening: and I will presently pen down my dilemmas, encourage myself in my certainty, put myself into my mortal preparation, and by midnight look to hear farther from me. Ber. May I be bold to acquaint his grace you are gone about it? Par. I know not what the success will be, my lord; but the attempt I vow. Ber. I know thou art valiant, and to the possibility In any staining act. of thy soldiership will subscribe for thee. Farewell. Hel. Par. I love not many words. [Exit. Fr. Env. No more than a fish loves water.—Is not | this a strange fellow, my lord, that so confidently seems to undertake this business, which he knows is not to be done, damns himself to do, and dares better be damned than to do't? Fr. Gent. You do not know him, my lord, as we do: certain it is, that he will steal himself into a man's favour, and for a week escape a great deal of discoveries; but when you find him out, you have him ever after. Ber. Why, do you think, he will make no deed at all of this, that so seriously he does address himself unto? Fr. Env. None in the world, but return with an invention, and clap upon you two or three probable lies. But we have almost embossed him, you shall see his fall to-night; for, indeed, he is not for your lordship's respect. Fr. Gent. We'll make you some sport with the fox, ere we case him. He was first smoked by the old lord Lafeu: when his disguise and he is parted, tell me what a sprat you shall find him, which you shall see this very night. Fr. Env. I must go look my twigs: he shall be caught. [Exit. Ber. Now will I lead you to the house, and show you The lass I spoke of. Fr. Gent. But, you say, she's honest. Ber. That's all the fault. I spoke with her but once, Enter HELENA and Widow. Hel. If you misdoubt me that I am not she, Nor would I wish you. First, give me trust, the count he is my husband, Hel. You see it lawful then. It is no more, Hel. Wid. Though my estate be fall'n, I was well born, And lawful meaning in a lawful act; Nothing acquainted with these businesses, Where both not sin, and yet a sinful fact. ACT IV. SCENE I. Without the Florentine Camp. Enter French Envoy, with five or six Soldiers in ambush. Fr. Env. He can come no other way but by this hedge corner. When you sally upon him, speak what terrible language you will: though you understand it not yourselves, no matter; for we must not seem to understand him, unless some one among us, whom we must produce for an interpreter. 1 Sold. Good captain, let me be the interpreter. Fr. Env. Art not acquainted with him? knows he not thy voice? 1 Sold. No, sir, I warrant you. [Exeunt. i' the adversary's entertainment. Now, he hath a must every one be a man of his own fancy, not to know smack of all neighbouring languages; therefore, we what we speak one to another; so we seem to know is to go straight to our purpose: chough's language, gabble enough, and good enough. As for you, interpreter, you must seem very politic. But couch, ho! here he comes, to beguile two hours in a sleep, and then to return and swear the lies he forges. Enter PAROLLES. [They stand back. Par. Ten o'clock: within these three hours 'twill be time enough to go home. What shall I say I have Fr. Env. But what linsy-woolsy hast thou to speak done? It must be a very plausive invention that carto us again? ries it. They begin to smoke me, and disgraces have of late knocked too often at my door. I find, my Fr. Env. He must think us some band of strangers tongue is too foolhardy; but my heart hath the fear of 1 Sold. Even such as you speak to me. Mars before it, and of his creatures, not daring the reports of my tongue. *Fr. Env. [Aside.] This is the first truth that e'er thine own tongue was guilty of. Par. What the devil should move me to undertake the recovery of this drum, being not ignorant of the impossibility, and knowing I had no such purpose? I must give myself some hurts, and say, I got them in exploit. Yet slight ones will not carry it: they will say, "Came you off with so little?" and great ones I dare not give. Wherefore? what's the instance? Tongue, I must put you into a butter-woman's mouth, and buy myself another of Bajazet's mule, if you prattle me into these perils. Fr. Env. [Aside.] Is it possible, he should know what he is, and be that he is? Par. I would the cutting of my garments would serve the turn; or the breaking of my Spanish sword. Fr. Env. [Aside.] We cannot afford you so. Par. Or the baring of my beard; and to say, it was in stratagem. Fr. Env. [Aside.] 'Twould not do. Par. Or to drown my clothes, and say I was stripped. Fr. Env. [Aside.] Hardly serve. Par. Though I swore I leaped from the window of the citadel Fr. Env. [Aside.] How deep? Par. Thirty fathom. Fr. Env. [Aside.] Three great oaths would scarce make that be believed. Fr. Env. Till then, I'll keep him dark, and safely lock'd. [Exeunt. SCENE II.-Florence. A Room in the Widow's House. Enter BERTRAM and DIANA. Ber. They told me, that your name was Fontibell. Dia. She then was honest. So should you be. No: Par. I would I had any drum of the enemy's: II pr'ythee, do not strive against my vows. would swear I recovered it. Fr. Env. [Aside.] You shall hear one anon. [Alarum within. Fr. Env. Throca movousus, cargo, cargo, cargo. All. Cargo, cargo, villianda par corbo, cargo. Par. O! ransom, ransom !-Do not hide mine eyes. [They seize and blindfold him. 1 Sold. Boskos thromuldo boskos. I will discover that which shall undo I was compell'd to her; but I love thee Ber. But take the highest to witness: then, pray you, tell me, I lov'd you dearly, would you believe my oaths, That I will work against him. Therefore, your oaths Ber. Change it, change it. Be not so holy-cruel: love is holy, And my integrity ne'er knew the crafts, That you do charge men with. Stand no more off, But give thyself unto my sick desires, Who then recover: say, thou art mine, and ever My love, as it begins, shall so persever. Dia. I see, that men make hopes in such a suit, Dia. I'll order take my mother shall not hear. My reasons are most strong; and you shall know them, SCENE III.-The Florentine Camp. Enter the two Frenchmen, and two or three Soldiers. Fr. Gent. You have not given him his mother's letter. Fr. Env. I have delivered it an hour since: there is something in't that stings his nature, for on the reading it he changed almost into another man. Fr. Gent. He has much worthy blame laid upon him, for shaking off so good a wife, and so sweet a lady. Fr. Env. Especially he hath incurred the everlasting displeasure of the king, who had even tuned his bounty to sing happiness to him. I will tell you a thing, but you shall let it dwell darkly within you. Fr. Gent. When you have spoken it, 'tis dead, and I am the grave of it. Fr. Env. He hath perverted a young gentlewoman, here in Florence, of a most chaste renown, and this night he fleshes his will in the spoil of her honour: he hath given her his monumental ring, and thinks himself made in the unchaste composition. Fr. Gent. Now, God delay our rebellion: as we are ourselves, what things are we! Fr. Env. Merely our own traitors: and as in the common course of all treasons, we still see them reveal themselves, till they attain to their abhorred ends, so he that in this action contrives against his own nobility, in his proper stream o'erflows himself. Fr. Gent. Is it not most damnable in us, to be trumpeters of our unlawful intents? We shall not then have his company to-night. Fr. Env. Not till after midnight, for he is dieted to his hour. Fr. Gent. That approaches apace: I would gladly have him see his companion anatomized, that he might take a measure of his own judgment, wherein so curiously he had set this counterfeit. Fr. Env. We will not meddle with him till he come, for his presence must be the whip of the other. Fr. Gent. In the mean time, what hear you of these wars? Fr. Env. I hear there is an overture of peace. Fr. Gent. Nay, I assure you, a peace concluded. Fr. Env. What will count Rousillon do then? will he travel higher, or return again into France? Fr. Gent. I perceive by this demand you are not altogether of his council. Fr. Env. Let it be forbid, sir; so should I be a great deal of his act. Fr. Gent. Sir, his wife some two months since fled from his house her pretence is a pilgrimage to saint Jaques le Grand, which holy undertaking with most austere sanctimony she accomplished; and, there residing, the tenderness of her nature became as a prey to her grief; in fine, made a groan of her last breath, and now she sings in heaven. Fr. Env. How is this justified? Fr. Gent. The stranger part of it by her own letters, which make her story true, even to the point of her death: her death itself, which could not be her office to say, is come, and faithfully confirmed by the rector of the place. Fr. Env. Hath the count all this intelligence? Fr. Gent. Ay, and the particular confirmations, point from point, to the full arming of the verity. Fr. Env. I am heartily sorry that he'll be glad of this. Fr. Gent. How mightily, sometimes, we make us comforts of our losses. Fr. Env. And how mightily, some other times, we drown our gain in tears. The great dignity, that his valour hath here acquired for him, shall at home be encountered with a shame as ample. Fr. Gent. The web of our life is of a mingled yarn, good and ill together: our virtues would be proud, if our faults whipped them not; and our crimes would despair, if they were not cherished by our virtues. Enter a Servant. How now? where's your master? Serv. He met the duke in the street, sir, of whom he hath taken a solemn leave: his lordship will next morning for France. The duke hath offered him letters of commendations to the king. Fr. Env. They shall be no more than needful there, if they were more than they can commend. Enter BERTRAM. Fr. Gent. They cannot be too sweet for the king's tartness. Here's his lordship now.-How now, my lord! is't not after midnight? Ber. I have to-night despatched sixteen businesses, a month's length a-piece, by an abstract of success: I have congé'd with the duke, done my adieu with his nearest, buried a wife, mourned for her, writ to my lady mother I am returning, entertained my convoy; and between these main parcels of despatch effected many nicer needs: the last was the greatest, but that I have not ended yet. Fr. Env. If the business be of any difficulty, and this morning your departure hence, it requires haste of your lordship. Ber. I mean the business is not ended, as fearing to hear of it hereafter. But shall we have this dialogue between the fool and the soldier? Come, bring forth this counterfeit medal: he has deceived me, like a double-meaning prophesier. Fr. Env. Bring him forth. [Exeunt Soldiers.] He has sat i' the stocks all night, poor gallant knave. Ber. No matter; his heels have deserved it, in usurping his spurs so long. How does he carry himself? Fr. Env. I have told your lordship already; the stocks К |