Apem. Dost dialogue with thy shadow?
Var. Serv. I speak not to thee.

Apem. No; 'tis to thyself. Come away.

[To the Fool. Isid. Serv. [To VAR. Serv.] There's the fool

hangs on your back already.

Apem. No, thou stand'st single; thou'rt not on him yet.

Caph. Where's the fool now?

Apem. He last ask'd the question. - Poor rogues, and usurers' men; bawds between gold and want. All Serv. What are we, Apemantus ?

Apem. Asses.

All Serv. Why?

Apem. That you ask me what you are, and do not know yourselves. Speak to 'em, Fool.

Fool. How do you, gentlemen ?

All Serv. Gramercies, good Fool. How does your mistress?

Fool. She's e'en setting on water to scald such chickens as you are. Would we could see you at

Corinth!

Apem. Good: gramercy.

Enter Page.

Fool. Look you, here comes my mistress' page. Page. [To the Fool.] Why, how now, Captain! what do you in this wise company? - How dost thou, Apemantus?

Apem. Would I had a rod in my mouth, that I might answer thee profitably.

Page. Pr'ythee, Apemantus, read me the superscription of these letters: I know not which is which. Apem. Canst not read?

Page. No.

Apem. There will little learning die, then, that day thou art hang'd. This is to Lord Timon; this to Alcibiades. Go thou wast born a bastard, and thou'lt die a bawd.

Page. Thou wast whelp'd a dog; and thou shalt famish, a dog's death. Answer not; I am gone. [Exit Page.

Apem. E'en so thou out-run'st grace. Fool, I will

go with you to Lord Timon's.

Fool. Will you leave me there?

Apem. If Timon stay at home.

three usurers?

All Serv. I would they serv'd us!

You three serve

Apem. So would I, — as good a trick as ever hangman served thief.

Fool. Are you three usurers' men?

All Serv. Ay, Fool.

Fool. I think no usurer but has a fool to his servant my mistress is one, and I am her fool. When men come to borrow of your masters, they approach sadly, and go away merry; but they enter my mistress' house merrily, and go away sadly. The reason of this?

Var. Serv. I could render one.

Apem. Do it, then, that we may account thee a whoremaster and a knave; which notwithstanding, thou shalt be no less esteemed.

Var. Serv. What is a whoremaster, Fool?

Fool. A fool in good clothes, and something like thee. 'Tis a spirit: sometime 't appears like a lord; sometime like a lawyer; sometime like a philosopher, with two stones more than his artificial one. He is very often like a knight; and generally in all shapes, that man goes up and down in, from fourscore to thirteen, this spirit walks in.

Var. Serv. Thou art not altogether a fool.

Fool. Nor thou altogether a wise man as much foolery as I have, so much wit thou lack'st.

Apem. That answer might have become Ape

mantus.

All Serv. Aside, aside: here comes Lord Timon.

Enter TIMON and FLAVIUS.

Apem. Come, with me, Fool, come.

Fool. I do not always follow lover, elder brother, and woman; sometime, the philosopher.

[Exeunt APEMANTUS and Fool.

Flav. Pray you, walk near: I'll speak with you [Exeunt Serv.

anon.

Tim. You make me marvel. Wherefore, ere this

time,

Had you not fully laid my state before me,

That I might so have rated my expense

As I had leave of means?

Flav.

At many leisures I propos'd.

Tim.

You would not hear me,

Go to:

Perchance, some single vantages you took,
When my indisposition put you back;
And that unaptness made your minister,
Thus to excuse yourself.

Flav.

O, my good lord!

At many times I brought in my accounts,

Laid them before you: you would throw them off,
And say, you found them in mine honesty.

When for some trifling present you have bid me
Return so much, I have shook my head, and wept;
Yea, 'gainst th' authority of manners, pray'd you
To hold your hand more close: I did endure

Not seldom, nor no slight checks, when I have

Prompted you, in the ebb of your estate,

And your great flow of debts. My loved lord, Though you hear now, too late! yet now's a

time

The greatest of your having lacks a half

To pay your present debts.

Let all my land be sold

Tim. Flav. 'Tis all engag'd, some forfeited and gone; And what remains will hardly stop the mouth Of present dues. The future comes apace; What shall defend the interim? and at length How goes our reck'ning?

Tim. To Lacedæmon did my land extend.

Flav. O, my good lord! the world is but a word; Were it all yours to give it in a breath,

How quickly were it gone?

Tim.

You tell me true.

Flav. If you suspect my husbandry, or falsehood, Call me before th' exactest auditors,

And set me on the proof. So the gods bless me, When all our offices have been oppress'd

With riotous feeders; when our vaults have wept With drunken spilth of wine; when every room Hath blaz'd with lights, and bray'd with minstrelsy, I have retir'd me to a wasteful cock,

And set mine eyes at flow.

Tim.

Pr'ythee, no more.

Flav. Heavens, have I said, the bounty of this

lord!

How many prodigal bits have slaves and peasants

This night englutted! Who is not Timon's?

What heart, head, sword, force, means, but is Lord

Timon's?

Great Timon, noble, worthy, royal Timon!

Ah! when the means are gone that buy this praise,

The breath is gone whereof this praise is made :
Feast-won, fast-lost; one cloud of winter showers,
These flies are couch'd.

Tim.

Come, sermon me no farther.

No villainous bounty yet hath pass'd my heart;
Unwisely, not ignobly, have I given.

Why dost thou weep? Canst thou the conscience lack,

To think I shall lack friends? Secure thy heart,
If I would broach the vessels of my love,
And try the argument of hearts by borrowing,
Men, and men's fortunes, could I frankly use,
As I can bid thee speak.

Flav.

Assurance bless your thoughts!

Tim. And, in some sort, these wants of mine are

crown'd,

That I account them blessings; for by these

Shall I try friends. You shall perceive how you Mistake my fortunes; I am wealthy in my friends. Within there! — Flaminius! Servilius !

Enter FLAMINIUS, SERVILIUS, and other Servants. Servants. My lord, my lord,

Tim. I will dispatch you severally. — You, to Lord Lucius; to Lord Lucullus you; I hunted with his honour to-day: - you, to Sempronius. Commend me to their loves; and, I am proud, say, that my occasions have found time to use them toward a supply

of money let the request be fifty talents. Flaminius. As you have said, my lord.

Flav. Lord Lucius, and Lucullus? humph!

Tim. Go you, sir, [to another Serv.] to the Senators, (Of whom, even to the State's best health, I have Deserv'd this hearing) bid 'em send o' th' instant A thousand talents to me.