Let God for ever keep it from my head, [love, My lord of Warwick! It hath been prophesied to me many years, ACT V. SCENE 1.-Glostershire. A Hall in God put it in thy mind to take it hence, [hand; Have but their stings and teeth newly ta'en out; borne out, May waste the memory of the former days. You won it, wore it, kept it, gave it me; K. Hen. Look, look, here comes my John P. John. Health, peace, and happiness to my royal father! [peace, son John; K. Hen. Thou bring'st me happiness and But health, alack, with youthful wings is flown From this bare wither'd trunk: upon thy sight, My worldly business makes a period. Enter Shallow, Falstaff, Bardolph, and Page. Shal. By cock and pie, sir, you shall not away to-night.-What, Davy, I say! Fal. You must excuse me, master Robert Shallow. Shal. I will not excuse you; you shall not there is no excuse shall serve; you shall not Davy. Here, sir. Shal. Davy, Davy, Davy, Davy,-let me see, Davy; let me see, Davy;-let me see :-yea, marry, William cook, bid him come hither.-Sir John, you shall not be excused. Davy. Marry, sir, thus; those precepts cannot be served and again, sir,-shall we sow the headland with wheat? Shal. With red wheat, Davy. But for William cook :-are there no young pigeons? Davy. Yes, sir.-Here is, now, the smith's note for shoeing, and plough irons. Shal. Let it be cast, and paid.-Sir John, you shall not be excused. Davy. Now, sir, a new link to the bucket must needs be had :-and, sir, do you mean to stop any of William's wages, about the sack he lost the other day at Hinckley fair? Shal. He shall answer it.-Some pigeons, Davy; a couple of short-legged hens, a joint of mutton, and any pretty little tiny kickshaws, tell William cook. [sir? Davy. Doth the man of war stay all night, Shal. Yea, Davy. I will use him well: a friend i' the court is better than a penny in purse. Use his men well, Davy; for they are arrant knaves, and will backbite. Davy. No worse than they are back-bitten, sir; for they have marvellous foul linen. Shal. Well conceited, Davy. About thy business, Davy. Davy. I beseech you, sir, to countenance William Visor of Wincot against Clement Perkes of the hill. Shal. There are many complaints, Davy, against that Visor: that Visor is an arrant knave, on my knowledge. I Davy. I grant your worship, that he is a knave, sir; but yet, God forbid, sir, but a knave should have some countenance at his friend's request. An honest man, sir, is able to speak for himself, when a knave is not. have served your worship truly, sir, this eight years; and if I cannot once or twice in a quarter bear out a knave against an honest man, I have but a very little credit with your worship. The knave is mine honest friend, sir; therefore, I beseech your worship, let him be countenanced. Shal. Go to; I say, he shall have no wrong. Look about, Davy. [Exit Davy.] Where are you, Sir John? Come, come, come, off with your boots.--Give me your hand, Master Bardolph. Bard. I am glad to see your worship. Shal. I thank thee with all my heart, kind master Bardolph :-[To the Page.] and welcome, my tall fellow. Come, Sir John. : Ch. Just. How doth the king? [all ended. War. He's walk'd the way of nature; The service that I truly did his life, Enter Prince John, Prince Humphrey, O! that the living Harry had the temper Fal. I'll follow you, good master Robert Shallow. [Exit Shallow.] Bardolph, look to our horses. [Exeunt Bardolph and Page.] If I were sawed into quantities, I should make four dozen of such bearded hermit's staves as master Shallow. It is a wonderful thing, to see the semblable coherence of his men's spirits and his they, by observing him, do bear themselves like foolish justices; he, by conversing with them, is turned into a justice-like serving-man their spirits are so married in conjunction with the participation of society, that they flock together in consent, like so many wild-geese. If I had a suit to master Shallow, I would humour his men with the imputation of being near their master: if to his men, I would curry with master Shallow, that no man could better command his servants. It is certain, that either wise bearing, or ignorant carriage, is caught, as men take diseases, one of another: therefore, let men take heed of their company. I will devise matter enough out of this Shallow, to keep prince Harry in continual laughter the wearing out of six passions, (which is four terms, or two Led by the impartial conduct of my soul; actions,) and he shall laugh without interval- And never shall you see that I will beg lams. O, it is much, that a lie with a slight A ragged and forestall'd remission. cath, and a jest with a sad brow, will do with If truth and upright innocency fail me, a fellow that never had the ache in his shouldets! O, you shall see him laugh, till his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up! Shal. [Within.] Sir John! P. John. Good morrow, cousin Warwick, War. We do remember; but cur argument And I dare swear, you borrow not that face P. John. Though no man be assur'd what Fal. I come, master Shallow; I come, master Shallow. [Exit. SCENE II.-Westminster. An Apartment in the Palace. Enter Warwick and the Lord Chief Justice. War. How now, my lord chief justice! whither away? You stand in coldest expectation : Which swims against your stream of quality. I'll to the king, my master, that is dead, Sorrow so royally in you appears, P. John, &c. We hope no other from your King. You all look strangely on me :-[To Your majesty hath no just cause to hate me. How might a prince of my great hopes forget The image of his power lay then in me: person: Nay, more; to spurn at your most royal image, yours; Be now the father, and propose a son ; King. You are right, justice, and you weigh Therefore still bear the balance, and the sword: " So shall I live to speak my father's words:- SCENE III.-Glostershire. Shallow's House. [Exeunt. The Garden of Enter Falstaff, Shallow, Silence, Bardolph, the Page, and Davy. Shal. Nay, you shall see mine orchard; where, in an arbour, we will eat a last year's pippin of my own graffing, with a dish of caraways, and so-forth: come, cousin Silence :-and then to bed. Fal. 'Fore God, you have here a goodly dwelling, and a rich. Shal, Barren, barren, barren; beggars all, beggars all, Sir John :-marry, good air.Spread, Davy; spread, Davy: well said, Davy. Fal. This Davy serves you for good uses; he is your serving-man, and your husband. Shal. A good varlet, a good varlet, a very good varlet, Sir John.-By the mass, I have drunk too much sack at supper :-A good varlet. Now sit down, now sit down :-come, cousin. Sil. Ah, sirrah! quotha, -we shall [Singing. And ever among so merrily. Shal. Why, there spoke a king. Lack nothing: be merry. [Knocking heard.] Look who's at door there. Ho! who knocks? [Exit Davy. Fal. [To Silence, who drinks a bumper.] Why, now you have done me right. Sil. [Singing.] Do me right, And dub me knight: Samingo. Why, then, say an old man Is't not so? Fal. 'Tis so. Re-enter Davy. Davy. [To Bardolph, and pointing to a Davy. An't please your worship, there's one [Exit. Shal. Be merry, master Bardolph ;—and my little soldier there, be merry. Sil. [Singing.] Be merry, be merry, my wife has all; Fal. I did not think master Silence had been a man of this mettle. Sil. Who, I? I have been merry twice and Sil. [Singing.] Fill the cup, and let it come; I'll pledge you a mile to the bottom. Shal. Honest Bardolph, welcome: if thou wantest anything, and wilt not call, beshrew thy heart.-Welcome, my little tiny thief; and welcome, indeed, too.—I'll drink to master Bardolph, and to all the cavaleroes about London. Dazy. I hope to see London once ere I die. Bard. An I might see you there, Davy,Shal. By the mass, you'll crack a quart together,-ha! will you not, master Bardolph ? Bard. Yea, sir, in a pottle-pot. Shal. I thank thee-the knave will stick by thee, I can assure thee that: he will not out; he is true bred. Burd. And I'll stick by him, sir. Fal. From the court? let him come in.— [Enter Pistol.] How now, Pistol ! Pist. God save you, Sir John! Fal. What wind blew you hither, Pistol? Pist. Not the ill-wind which blows no man to good. Sweet knight, thou art now one of the greatest men in the realm. Sil. By'r lady, I think he be, but goodman Puff of Barson. Pist. Puff? Puffin thy teeth, most recreant coward base !Sir John, I am thy Pistol, and thy friend, And helter-skelter have I rode to thee; And tidings do I bring, and lucky joys, And golden times, and happy news of price. Fal. I pr'ythee now, deliver them like a man of this world. [base! Pist. A foutra for the world, and worldings I speak of Africa, and golden joys. [news? Fal. O base Assyrian knight, what is thy Let king Cophetua know the truth thereof. Sil. (Singing.] And Robin Hood, Scarlet, and John. Pist. Shall dunghill curs confront the HeliAnd shall good news be baffled? [cons? Then, Pistol, lay thy head in Furies' lap. Shal. Honest gentleman, I know not your breeding. Pist. Why, then, lament, therefore. Shal. Give me pardon --If, sir, you come with news from the court, I take it there is but two ways,-either to utter them, or to conceal them. I am, sir, under the king, in some authority. Pist. Under which king, Bezonian ? speak, Shal. Under king Harry. [or die. Pist. Harry the fourth? or fifth? Shal. Harry the fourth. Pist. A foutra for thine office!Sir John, thy tender lambkin now is king: Harry the fifth's the man. I speak the truth: When Pistol lies, do this; and fig me, like The bragging Spaniard. Fal. What! is the old king dead? [just. Pist. As nail in door: the things I speak are Fal. Away, Bardolph! saddle my horse.Master Robert Shallow, choose what office thou wilt in the land, 'tis thine.-Pistol, I will double-charge thee with dignities. Bard. O joyful day!-I would not take a SCENE V.-A public Place near Westminster knighthood for my fortune. Pist. What, I do bring good news? Fal. Carry master Silence to bed.-Master Shallow, my lord Shallow, be what thou wilt; I am fortune's steward. Get on thy boots: we'll ride all night.-O sweet Pistol!-Away, Bardolph!--[Exit Bard.] Come, Pistol, utter more to me; and, withal, devise something to do thyself good. Boot, boot, Master Shallow: I know the young king is sick for me. Let us take any man's horses; the laws of England are at my commandment. Happy are they which have been my friends; and woe unto my lord chief justice! Pist. Let vultures vile seize on his lungs also! Abbey. Enter two Grooms, strewing rushes. I Groom. More rushes, more rushes. 2 Groom. The trumpets have sounded twice. I Groom. It will be two o'clock ere they come from the coronation: despatch, despatch. [Exeunt Grooms. Enter Falstaff, Shallow, Pistol, Bardolph, and Page. Fal. Stand here by me, master Robert Shallow; I will make the king do you grace: I will leer upon him, as he comes by; and do but mark the countenance he will give me. Pist. God bless thy lungs, good knight! Fal. Come here, Pistol; stand behind me. "Where is the life that late I led?" say they :-[To Shallow.] O, if I had had time to have Why, here it is;-Welcome these pleasant made new liveries, I would have bestowed the days! [Exeunt. thousand pound I borrowed of you. But tis no matter; this poor show doth better: this doth infer the zeal I had to see him. Shal. It doth so. SCENE IV.-London. A Street. and Doll Tear-sheet. Host. No, thou arrant knave; I would to God I might die, that I might have thee hanged; thou hast drawn my shoulder out of joint. I Bead. The constables have delivered her over to me; and she shall have whipping-cheer enough, I warrant her: there hath been a man or two lately killed about her. Dol. Nut-hook, nut-hook, you lie. Come on; I'll tell thee what, thou damned tripevisaged rascal, an the child I now go with do miscarry, thou hadst better thou hadst struck thy mother, thou paper-faced villain. Host. O the Lord, that Sir John would come! he would make this a bloody day to somebody. But I pray God the fruit of her womb miscarry. 1 Bead. If it do, you shall have a dozen of cushions again; you have but eleven now. Come, I charge you both go with ine; for the man is dead, that you and Pistol beat among you. Dol. I'll tell thee what, thou thin man in a censer, I will have you as soundly swinged for this, you blue-bottle rogue! you filthy famished correctioner! if you be not swinged, I'll forswear half-kirtles. I Bead. Come, come, you she knight-errant, Fal. It shows my earnestness of affection. Fal. As it were, to ride day and night; and not to deliberate, not to remember, not to have patience to shift me. Shal. It is most certain. Fal. But to stand stained with travel, and sweating with desire to see him; thinking of nothing else, putting all affairs else in oblivion, as if there were nothing else to be done but to see him. (est: Pist. 'Tis semper idem, for absque hoc nihil 'Tis all in every part. Shal 'Tis so, indeed. Pist. My knight, I will inflame thy noble And make thee rage. [liver, By most mechanical and dirty hand :— For Doll is in: Pistol speaks nought but truth. [Shouts within and trumpets sound. Pist. There roar'd the sea, and trumpetclangor sounds. Enter the King and his train, the Chief Fal. God save thy grace, king Hal! my vain man. royal Hal. [most royal imp of fame! Pist. The heavens thee guard and keep, Fal. God save thee, my sweet boy! King. My lord chief justice, speak to that [what 'tis you speak? Ch. Just. Have you your wits? know you Fal. My king! my Jove! I speak to thee, my heart! King. I know thee not, old man How ill white hairs become a fool, [prayers: fall to thy and jester! |