Mrs. Ov. And what shall become of those in From which we thought it meet to hide our the city? Clo. They shall stand for seed: they had gone down too, but that a wise burgher put in for them. Mrs. Ov. But shall all our houses of resort in the suburbs be pulled down? Clo. To the ground, mistress. love, [chances, And the new deputy now for the duke,-- Mrs. Ov. Why, here's a change indeed' in the commonweath! What shall become of me? Clo. Come; fear not you: good counsellors lack no clients: though you change your place, you need not change your trade; I'll be your tapster still. Courage! there will be pity taken on you: you that have worn your eyes almost out in the service, you will be con[ster? Let's withdraw. Mrs. Ov. What's to do here, Thomas TapClo. Here comes signior Claudio, led by the provost to prison; and there's madam So long, that nineteen zodiacks have gone Juliet. And none of them been worn; and, for a name, Now puts the drowsy and neglected act Freshly on me :-'tis surely, for a name. sidered. [Exeunt. SCENE III.-The Same. Claud. Fellow, why dost thou show me thus Bear me to prison, where I am committed. Claud. From too much liberty, my Lucio, Lucio. I warrant it is: and thy head stands Claud. I have done so, but he's not to be ous art When she will play with reason and discourse, Lucio. I pray she may; as well for the encouragement of the like, which else would stand under grievous imposition, as for the enjoying of thy life, who I would be sorry should be thus foolishly lost at a game of tickI'll to her. Turns to restraint. Our natures do pursue, Claud. No. Prov. Away, sir; you must go. Claud. One word, good friend.-Lucio, a word with you. [Takes him aside. Lucio. A hundred, if they'll do you any good.-Is lechery so looked after? Claud. Thus stands it with me:-upon true contract, I got possession of Julietta's bed: a Claud. I thank you, good friend Lucio. Claud. Come, officer, away! [Exeunt. SCENE IV.-A Monastery. Enter Duke and Friar Thomas. Duke. No, holy father; throw away that thought: Believe not that the dribbling dart of love To give me secret harbour, hath a purpose Where youth, and cost, and witless bravery Upon the sisterhood, the votarists of Saint I have deliver'd to Lord Angelo [keeps. (A man of stricture, and firm abstinence) Duke. We have strict statutes, and most [steeds,) Clare. You may, I may not; you are yet unsworn. But in the presence of the prioress: [face; (The needful bits and curbs to headstrong Then, if you speak, you must not show your Which for these fourteen years we have let Or, if you show your face, you must not speak. Even like an o'ergrown lion in a cave, [sleep; He calls again; I pray you, answer him. That goes not out to prey. Now, as fond [birch, fathers, Dead to infliction, to themselves are dead; Fri. When evil deeds have their permissive pass, I have on Angelo impos'd the office; [home, To do it slander. And to behold his sway, I Supply me with the habit, and instruct me SCENE V.-A Nunnery. Isab. And have you nuns no farther privi- more; But rather wishing a more strict restraint \Exit. Isab. Peace and prosperity! Who is't that calls? Enter Lucio. Lucio. Hail, virgin, if you be,-as those cheek-roses Proclaim you are no less! Can you so stead As bring me to the sight of Isabella, A novice of this place, and the fair sister To her unhappy brother, Claudio? [me, Isab. Why her unhappy brother? let me ask; Lucio. Gentle and fair, your brother kindly Not to be weary with you, he's in prison. Isab. Sir, make me not your story. With maids to seem the lapwing, and to jest, [ing me, Your brother and his lover have embraced : As those that feed grow full; as blossoming time, That from the seedness the bare fallow brings Expresseth his full tilth and husbandry. Lucio. Is she your cousin? [their names, Lucio. Isab. O let him marry her! By those that know the very nerves of state, Isab. Alas! what poor ability's in me life Lucio. Assay the power you have. Isab. My power! alas, I doubt,— Lucio. And make us lose the good we oft might win, By fearing to attempt. Go to lord Angelo, And let him learn to know, when maidens sue, Men give like gods; but when they weep and All their petitions are as freely theirs [kneel, As they themselves would owe them. Isab. I'll see what I can do. Lucio. Our doubts are traitors, But speedily. Isab. I will about it straight; No longer staying but to give the mother Notice of my affair. I humbly thank you : Commend me to my brother: soon at night I'll send him certain word of my success. Lucio. I take my leave of you. Isab. Good sir, adieu. [Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I-A Hall in Angelo's House. Enter Angelo, Escalus, a Justice, Provost, Officers, and other Attendants. Aug. We must not make a scare-scrow of the law, Setting it up to fear the birds of prey, Ay, but yet Whom I would save, had a most noble father. Let but your honour know, (Whom I believe to be most strait in virtue,) That, in the working of your own affections, Had time coher'd with place, or place with wishing, Or that the resolute acting of your blood Could have attain'd th' effect of your own purpose, Whether you had not, some time in your life, Ang. 'Tis one thing to be tempted, Escalus, made to justice, That justice seizes: what know the laws, That thieves do pass on thieves? "Tis very pregnant, The jewel that we find, we stoop and take it, Be executed by nine to-morrow morning. [Exit Provost. Escal. Well, heaven forgive him! and forgive us all! Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall : Some run from brakes of vice, and answer none; And some condemned for a fault alone. Enter Elbow, Froth, Clown, Officers, &c. Elb. Come, bring them away. If these be good people in a common-weal, that do nothing but use their abuses in common houses, I know no law: bring them away. Ang. How now, sir! What's your name? and what's the matter? Elb. If it please your honour, I am the poor duke's constable, and my name is Elbow: I do lean upon justice, sir; and do bring in here before your good honour two notorious benefactors. Ang. Benefactors! Well; what benefactors are they? are they not malefactors? Elb. If it please your honour, I know not well what they are: but precise villains they are, that I am sure of; and void of all profanation in the world that good Christians ought to have. [officer. Escal. This comes off well here's a wise Ang. Go to: what quality are they of? Elbow is your name? why dost thou not speak, Elbow? Clo. He cannot, sir; he's out at elbow. Elb. He, sir? a tapster, sir; parcel-bawd; Clo. Sir, but you shall come to it, by your one that serves a bad woman; whose house, sir, honour's leave. And, I beseech you, look was, as they say, plucked down in the suburbs; into master Froth here, sir; a man of fourand now she professes a hot-house, which, I score pound a year; whose father died at Halthink, is a very ill house too. lowmas: was't not at Hallowmas, master Froth. All-hallownd eve. Escal. How know you that? Elb. My wife, sir, whom I detest before heaven and your honour,— Escal. How! thy wife? [honest woman,Elb. Ay, sir; whom, I thank heaven, is an Escal. Dost thou detest her therefore? Elb. I say, sir, I will detest myself also, as well as she, that this house, if it be not a bawd's house, it is pity of her life, for it is a naughty house. [stable? Escal. How dost thou know that, conElb. Marry, sir, by my wife; who, if she had been a woman cardinally given, might have been accused in fornication, adultery, and all uncleanliness there. Escal. By the woman's means? Elb. Ay, sir, by mistress Overdone's means: but as she spit in his face, so she defied him. Clo. Sir, if it please your honour, this is not So. Elb. Prove it before these varlets here, thou honourable man; prove it. [misplaces? Escal. [To Angelo.] Do you hear how he Clo. Sir, she came in, great with child, and longing (saving your honour's reverence) for stewed prunes, sir ;--we had but two in the house, which at that very distant time stood, as it were, in a fruit dish, a dish of some threepence ;- - your honours have seen such dishes; they are not China dishes, but very good dishes,[sir. Escal. Go to, go to: no matter for the dish, Clo. No, indeed, sir, not of a pin; you are therein in the right :-but to the point. As I say, this mistress Elbow, being, as I say, with child, and being great belly'd, and longing, as I said, for prunes; and having but two in the dish, as I said, master Froth here, this very man, having eaten the rest, as I said, and, as I say, paying for them very honestly ;-for, as you know, master Froth, I could not give you threepence again, Froth. No, indeed. Clo. Very well-you being then, if you be remembered, cracking the stones of the foresaid prunes, Froth. Ay, so I did, indeed. Clo. Why, very well ;--I telling you then, if you be remembered, that such a one, and such a one, were past cure of the thing you wot of, unless they kept very good diet, as I Froth. All this is true. [told you, Clo. Why, very well then. Escal. Come; you are a tedious fool; to the purpose. What was done to Elbow's wife that he hath cause to complain of? Come me to what was done to her. Clo. Sir, your honour cannot come to that Escal. No, sir, nor I mean it not. [yet. [Froth ?Clo. Why, very well; I hope here be truths. He, sir, sitting, as I say, in a lower chair, sir; -'twas in the Bunch of Grapes, where, indeed, you have a delight to sit, have you not ?— Froth. I have so; because it is an open room, and good for winter. [truths. Clo. Why, very well then; I hope here be Ang. This will last out a night in Russia, When nights are longest there: I'll take my leave, And leave you to the hearing of the cause ; Hoping you'll find good cause to whip them all. Escal. I think no less. Good-morrow to [Exit Angelo. your lordship. Now, sir, come on: what was done to Elbow's wife, once more? [her once. Clo. Once, sir? there was nothing done to Elb. I beseech you, sir, ask him what this man did to my wife. Clo. I beseech your honour, ask me. [her? Escal. Well, sir; what did this gentleman to Clo. I beseech you, sir, look in this gentleman's face.-Good master Froth, look upon his honour; 'tis for a good purpose.-Doth your honour mark his face? Escal. Ay, sir, very well. Clo. Nay, I beseech you, mark it well. Clo. I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him. Good, then; if his face be the worst thing about him, how could master Froth do the constable's wife any harm? I would know that of your honour. Escal. He's in the right,-Constable, what say you to it? Elb. First, an it like you, the house is a respected house; next, this is a respected fellow; and his mistress is a respected woman. Clo. By this hand, sir, his wife is a more respected person than any of us all. Elb. Varlet, thou liest; thou liest, wicked varlet. The time is yet to come that she was ever respected with man, woman, or child. Clo. Sir, she was respected with him, before he married with her. Escal. Which is the wiser here? Justice, or Iniquity?-Is this true? Elb. O thou caitiff! O thou varlet! O thou wicked Hannibal! I respected with her, before I was married to her?-If ever I was respected with her, or she with me, let not your worship think me the poor duke's officer.— Prove this, thou wicked Hannibal, or I'll have mine action of battery on thee. Escal. If he took you a box o' the ear, you might have your action of slander too. Elb. Marry, I thank your good worship for if you live to see this come to pass, say, Pomit. What is't your worship's pleasure I shall pey told you so. do with this wicked caitiff? Escal. Truly, officer, because he hath some offences in him, that thou wouldst discover if thou couldst, let him continue in his courses, till thou knowest what they are. Elb. Marry, I thank your worship for it. Thou seest, thou wicked varlet now, what's come upon thee; thou art to continue now, thou varlet; thou art to continue. Escal. Where were you born, friend? Escal. Are you of fourscore pounds a year? Escal. Thank you, good Pompey; and, in requital of your prophecy, hark you :-I advise you, let me not find you before me again upon any complaint whatsoever; no, not for dwelling where you do if I do, Pompey, I shall beat you to your tent, and prove a shrewd Cæsar to you; in plain dealing, Pompey, I shall have you whipt: so, for this time, Pompey, fare you well. Clo. I thank your worship for your good counsel; but I shall follow it, as the flesh and fortune shall better determine. Whip me! No, no; let carman whip his jade: [Exit. Escal. Come hither to me, master Elbow ; come hither, master constable. How long Escal. Hath she had any more than one have you been in this place of constable? husband? Clo. Nine, sir; Overdone by the last. Escal. Nine!--Come hither to me, master Froth. Master Froth, I would not have you acquainted with tapsters: they will draw you, master Froth, and you will hang them. Get you gone, and let me hear no more of you. Froth. I thank your worship. For mine own part, I never come into any room in a taphouse, but I am drawn in. Elb. Seven year and a half, sir. Elb. And a half, sir. Escal. Alas, it hath been great pains to you! They do you wrong to put you so oft upon't. Are there not men in your ward sufficient to serve it? Elb. Faith, sir, few of any wit in such matEscal. Well, no more of it, master Frothters: as they are chosen, they are glad to farewell. [Exit Froth.]-Come you hither to choose me for them; I do it for some piece of me, master tapster. What's your name, money, and go through with all. master tapster? Clo. Pompey. Clo. Bum, sir. Escal. What else? Escal. Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that, in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the great. Pompey, you are partly a bawd, Pompey, howsoever you colour it in being a tapster. Are you not? come, tell me true: it shall be the better for you. [would live. Clo. Truly, sir, I am a poor fellow that Escal. How would you live, Pompey? by being a bawd? What do you think of the trade, Pompey? is it a lawful trade? Clo. If the law would allow it, sir. Escal. But the law will not allow it, Pompey; nor it shall not be allowed in Vienna. Clo. Does your worship mean to geld and spay all the youth of the city? Escal. No, Pompey. Clo. Truly, sir, in my poor opinion, they will to't then. If your worship will take. order for the drabs and the knaves, you need not to fear the bawds. Escal. There are pretty orders beginning, I can tell you: it is but heading and hanging. Clo. If you head and hang all that offend that way but for ten year together, you'll be glad to give out a commission for more heads: if this law hold in Vienna ten year, I'll rent the fairest house in it after threepence a day : Escal. Look you bring me in the names of What's o'clock, think you? [Exit Elbow. |