Sir Robert, a soldier, no speech would pretend, But he ne'er turn'd his back on his foe- or his friend; Said 6 Toss down the Whistle, the prize of the field,' And knee-deep in claret, he'd die ere he'd yield. To the board of Glenriddel our heroes repair, So noted for drowning of sorrow and care; But for wine and for welcome not more known to fame, Than the sense, wit, and taste of a sweet lovely dame. 40 A bard was selected to witness the fray, The dinner being over, the claret they ply, And ev'ry new cork is a new spring of joy; In the bands of old friendship and kindred so set, Gay Pleasure ran riot as bumpers ran o'er; Six bottles a-piece had well wore out the night, Then worthy Glenriddel, so cautious and sage, He left the foul business to folks less divine. The gallant Sir Robert fought hard to the end; 50 60 Next up rose our bard. like a prophet in drink : "Thy line, that have struggled for freedom with Bruce, Shall heroes and patriots ever produce: So thine be the laurel, and mine be the bay! The field thou hast won, by yon bright god of day!' 70 THE KIRK'S ALARM. ORTHODOX, Orthodox, wha believe in John Knox, Dr. Mac, Dr. Mac, you should stretch on a rack, To join faith and sense upon ony pretence, Town of Ayr, town of Ayr, it was mad, I declare, Provost John is still deaf to the church's relief, IO D'rymple mild, D'rymple mild, tho' your heart's like a child, Yet that winna save ye, auld Satan must have ye, Rumble John, Rumble John, mount the steps wi' a groan, Then lug out your ladle, deal brimstane like adle, 20 Simper James, Simper James, leave the fair Killie dames, I'll lay on your head, that the pack ye'll soon lead, Singet Sawney, Singet Sawney, are ye herding the penny, Wi' a jump, yell, and howl, alarm every soul, Daddy Auld, Daddy Auld, there's a tod in the fauld, 30 Tho' ye can do little skaith, ye'll be in at the death, Davie Bluster, Davie Bluster, if for a saint ye do muster, The corps is no nice of recruits : Yet to worth let's be just, royal blood ye might boast, If the ass was the king of the brutes. Jamie Goose, Jamie Goose, ye hae made but toom roose, In hunting the wicked Lieutenant; But the Doctor's your mark, for the Lord's haly ark, He has cooper'd and ca'd a wrang pin in 't. Poet Willie, Poet Willie, gie the Doctor a volley, O'er Pegasus' side ye ne'er laid a stride, Ye but smelt, man, the place where he shit. Andro Gouk, Andro Gouk, ye may slander the book, Ye are rich, and look big, but lay by hat and wig, 40 Barr Steenie, Barr Steenie, what mean ye? what mean ye? Ye may hae some pretence to havins and sense, 50 Irvine Side, Irvine Side, wi' your turkeycock pride, Ye've the figure, 'tis true, even your faes will allow, Muirland Jock, Muirland Jock, when the Lord makes a rock If ill manners were wit, there's no mortal so fit Holy Will, Holy Will, there was wit i' your skull, The timmer is scant when ye're ta'en for a saint, Calvin's sons, Calvin's sons, seize your sp'ritual guns, Your hearts are the stuff will be powther enough, Poet Burns, Poet Burns, wi' your priest-skelping turns, Your muse is a gipsy, e'en tho' she were tipsy бо 70 LINES WRITTEN IN FRIARS-CARSE HERMITAGE, ON NITH-SIDE. THOU whom chance may hither lead, Be thou clad in russet weed, Be thou deckt in silken stole, Life is but a day at most, Sprung from night, in darkness lost: Eines written in Friars-Carse Hermitage. As Youth and Love, with sprightly dance, May delude the thoughtless pair; As thy day grows warm and high, Dost thou spurn the humble vale? Life's proud summits wouldst thou scale? Evils lurk in felon wait: Soar around each cliffy hold, While cheerful Peace, with linnet song, As the shades of ev'ning close, There ruminate with sober thought, On all thou'st seen, and heard, and wrought: And teach the sportive younkers round, Saws of experience, sage and sound. Say man's true genuine estimate, Say to be just, and kind, and wise,-- 145 IO 20 30 40 50 |