My auld school-fellow, Preacher Willie, May he be dad, and Meg the mither An' Lord, remember singing Sannock, Tell them frae me, wi' chiels be cautious, But to grant a maidenhead's the devil. May guardian angels tak a spell, An' steer you seven miles south o' hell: Now fare ye weel, an' joy be wi' you! ROB THE RANTER. 40 50 бо 70 EPISTLE TO ROBERT GRAHAM, ESQ., OF FINTRY: ON THE CLOSE OF THE DISPUTED ELECTION BETWEEN SIR JAMES JOHNSTONE AND CAPTAIN MILLER, FOR THE DUMFRIES DISTRICT OF BOROUGHS. FINTRY, my stay in worldly strife, Come then, wi' uncouth, kintra fleg, O'er Pegasus I'll fling my leg, And ye shall see me try him. But where shall I go rin a ride, In manhood's various paths and ways Thus I break off wi' a' my birr, Alas! curst wi' eternal fogs, And damned in everlasting bogs, As sure's the creed I'll blunder. I'll stain a band, or jaup a gown, Sair do I rue my luckless fate When, as the muse an' deil wad hae 't, Suppose I take a spurt, and mix Amang the wilds o' Politics, Electors and elected; Where dogs at Court (sad sons of bitches!) Septennially a madness touches, Till all the land's infected. 10 20 30 All hail! Drumlanrig's haughty Grace, Once godlike great in story; Hate, envy, oft the Douglas bore; And sunk them in contempt; I'll sing the zeal Drumlanrig bears Of princes and their darlings; Combustion thro' our boroughs rode Of mad unmuzzled lions; As Queensberry buff and blue unfurl'd, But cautious Queensberry left the war, But left behind him heroes bright, Heroes in Cæsarean fight, Or Ciceronian pleading. O! for a throat like huge Mons-Meg, Beneath Drumlanrig's banner! Heroes and heroines commix, All in the field of politics, To win immortal honour. 40 50 60 M'Murdo and his lovely spouse, (Th' enamour'd laurels kiss her brows!) She won each gaping burgess' heart, Craigdarroch led a light-arm'd corps, Like Hecla streaming thunder: And bared the treason under. In either wing two champions fought, And Welsh, who ne'er yet flinch'd his ground, Miller brought up th' artillery ranks, While Maxwelton, that baron bold, To these what Tory hosts oppos'd, Squadrons extended long and large, What verse can sing, what prose narrate, Amid this mighty tulzie! Grim Horror girn'd-pale Terror roar'd, And Hell mix'd in the brulzie. 70 So 90 100 As Highland crags by thunder cleft, Hurl down with crashing rattle; Such is the rage of battle! The stubborn Tories dare to die ; Before th' approaching fellers: Against the Buchan Bullers. Lo, from the shades of Death's deep night, And think on former daring: The muffled murtherer of Charles All deadly gules its bearing. Nor wanting ghosts of Tory fame, (Forgive, forgive, much-wrong'd Montrose ! Thou liv'st on high for ever!) Still o'er the field the combat burns, For woman's wit and strength o' man The Tory ranks are broken. O that my een were flowing burns! Her darling cubs' undoing; That I might greet, that I might cry, While Tories fall, while Tories fly, And furious Whigs pursuing! |