To learn his wit to change the bad for better.- | The current that with gentle murmur glides, Fye, fye, unreverend tongue ! to call her bad, Julia I lose, and Valentine I lose : If I keep them, I needs must lose myself; SCENE VII.-Verona. A room in Julia's house. Enter JULIA and LUCEТТА. Jul. Counsel, Lucetta; gentle girl, assist me! And, even in kind love, I do conjure thee,Who art the table, wherein all my thoughts Are visibly charácter'd and engrav'd,To lesson me; and tell me some good mean, How, with my honour, I may undertake A journey to my loving Proteus. Luc. Alas! the way is wearisome and long. Jul. A true-devoted pilgrim is not weary To measure kingdoms with his feeble steps; Much less shall she, that hath love's wings to fly; And when the flight is made to one so dear, Of such divine perfection, as sir Proteus. Luc. Better forbear, till Proteus make return. Jul. O, know'st thou not, his looks are my soul's food? Pity the dearth that I have pined in, Luc. I do not seek to quench your love's hot But qualify the fire's extreme rage, Thou know'st, being stopp'd, impatiently doth rage; But, when his fair course is not hindered, Luc. But in what habit will you go along? The loose encounters of lascivious men: Jul. No, girl; I'll knit it up in silken strings, Luc. What fashion, madam, shall I make your breeches? Jul. That fits as well, as-" tell me, good my lord, "What compass will you wear your farthingale?" Why, even that fashion thou best lik'st, Lucetta. Luc. You must needs have them with a codpiece, madam. Jul. Out, out, Lucetta! that will be ill-favour'd. Luc. A round hose, madam, now's not worth a pin, Unless you have a cod-piece to stick pins on. Jul. Lucetta, as thou lov'st me, let me have What thou think'st meet, and is most mannerly : But tell me, wench, how will the world repute go not. Jul. Nay, that I will not. Luc. Then never dream on infamy, but go. If Proteus like your journey, when you come, No matter who's displeas'd, when you are gone: I fear me, he will scarce be pleas'd withal. Jul. That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear: A thousand oaths, an ocean of his tears, And instances as infinite of love, Warrant me welcome to my Proteus. Luc. All these are servants to deceitful men. Jul. Base men that use them to so base effect! But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth: His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles; His love sincere, his thoughts immaculate; His tears, pure messengers sent from his heart; His heart as far from fraud, as heaven from earth. Luc. Pray heaven, he prove so, when you come to him! To take a note of what I stand in need of, [Exeunt. Jul. Now, as thou lov'st me, do him not that wrong, To bear a hard opinion of his truth; ACT III. SCENE I.-Milan. An anti-room in the Duke's Where, if it please you, you may intercept him. palace. Enter Duke, THURIO, and PROTEUS. Duke. Sir Thurio, give us leave, I pray, awhile; We have some secrets to confer about. [Exit Thurio. Now, tell me, Proteus, what's your will with me? Pro. My gracious lord, that, which I would discover, The law of friendship bids me to conceal : Which else no worldly good should draw from me. I know, you have determin'd to bestow her Duke. Proteus, I thank thee for thine honest care; Which to requite, command me while I live. mean How he her chamber-window will ascend, And with a corded ladder fetch her down; For which the youthful lover now is gone, And this way comes he with it presently; But, good my lord, do it so cunningly, Now, therefore, would I have thee to my tutor, Val. Why, any cloak will serve the turn, my lord. Duke. How shall I fashion me to wear a cloak? Val. Win her with gifts, if she respect not words; Dumb jewels often, in their silent kind, Duke. But she did scorn a present that I sent Val. A woman sometimes scorns what best contents her: Send her another; never give her o'er; Duke. But she, I mean, is promis'd by her friends cords, To cast up with a pair of anchoring hooks, Duke. Now, as thou art a gentleman of blood, Val. When would you use it? pray, sir, tell me that. Duke. This very night; for love is like a child, That longs for every thing that he can come by. Val. By seven o'clock I'll get you such a ladder. Duke. But, hark thee; I will go to her alone; How shall I best convey the ladder thither ? Val. It will be light, my lord, that you may bear it Under a cloak, that is of any length. I pray thee, let me feel thy cloak upon me.- And here an engine fit for my proceeding! My herald thoughts in thy pure bosom rest them; bless'd them, Because myself do want my servants' fortune : be. Go, base intruder! over-weening slave! Will give thee time to leave our royal court, Val.. And why not death, rather than living torment? To die, is to be banish'd from myself; Duke. A cloak as long as thine will serve the If I be not by her fair influence turn? Foster'd, illumin'd, cherish'd, kept alive. Enter PROTEUS and LAUNCE. Pro. Run, boy, run, run, and seek him out. Pro. What seest thou? Laun. Him we go to find: there's not a hair And manage it against despairing thoughts. And study help for that, which thou lament'st. on's head, but 'tis a Valentine. Pro. Valentine? Thy letters may be here, though thou art hence; Val. Nothing. Even in the milk-white bosom of thy love. Laun. Can nothing speak? master, shall I strike? As thou lov'st Silvia, though not for thyself, Pro. Whom would'st thou strike? Regard thy danger, and along with me. Pro. Villain, forbear. Val. I pray thee, Launce, an if thou seest my boy, Laun. Nothing. Laun. Why, sir, I'll strike nothing: I pray you, Pro. Sirrah, I say, forbear:-Friend Valentine, a word. Val. My ears are stopp'd, and cannot hear good Bid him make haste, and meet me at the north Laun. I am but a fool, look you; and yet I have the wit to think, my master is a kind of knave: but that's all one, if he be but one knave. He lives not now, that knows me to be in love; yet I am in love; but a team of horse shall not pluck that from me; nor who 'tis I love, and yet Val. No Valentine, indeed, for sacred Silvia!- 'tis a woman: but that woman, I will not tell From hence, from Silvia, and from me thy friend. Pro. Ay, ay; and she hath offer'd to the doom, With them, upon her knees, her humble self: them, As if but now they waxed pale for woe: Val. No more; unless the next word, that Have some malignant power upon my life: Pro. Cease to lament for that thou canst not help, myself; and yet 'tis a milk-maid: yet 'tis not a maid, for she hath had gossips: yet 'tis a maid, for she is her master's maid, and serves for wages. She hath more qualities than a water spaniel, which is much in a bare christian. Here is the cat-log [Pulling out a paper of her conditions. Imprimis, She can fetch and carry. Why, a horse can do no more; nay, a horse cannot fetch, but only carry; therefore, is she better than a jade. Item, She can milk; look you, a sweet virtue in a maid with clean hands. Speed. Imprimis, She can milk. Laun. Ay, that she can. Speed. Item, She brews good ale. Laun. And thereof comes the proverb,-Bles sing of your heart, you brew good ale. Speed. Item, She can sew. Laun. That's as much as to say, Can she so? Laun. What need a man care for a stock with a wench, when she can knit him a stock. Speed. Item, She can wash and scour. that covers the wit, is more than the wit; for Laun. That's monstrous: O, that that were out! Speed. -And more wealth than faults. Laun. Why, that word makes the faults gracious: Well, I'll have her: And if it be a match, as nothing is impossible,Speed. What then? Laun. Why, then I will tell thee, that thy Laun. A special virtue; for then she need not master stays for thee at the north gate. be washed and scoured. Speed. Item, She can spin. Laun. Then may I set the world on wheels, when she can spin for her living. Speed. Item, She hath many nameless virtues. Laun. That's as much as to say, bastard virtues; that, indeed, know not their fathers, and therefore have no names. Speed. Here follow her vices. Laun. Close at the heels of her virtues.. Speed. Item, She is not to be kissed fasting, in respect of her breath. Laun. Well, that fault may be mended with a breakfast: Read on. Speed. Item, She hath a sweet mouth. in her talk. sleep not Speed. Item, She is slow in words. Laun. O villain, that set this down among her vices! To be slow in words, is a woman's only virtue: I pray thee, out with't; and place it for her chief virtue. Speed. For me? Laun. For thee? ay; who art thou? he hath staid for a better man than thee. Speed. And must I go to him? [Exit. Laun. Thou must run to him, for thou hast staid so long, that going will scarce serve the turn. Speed. Why didst not tell me sooner? 'pox of your love-letters! Laun. Now will he be swinged for reading my letter: An unmannerly slave, that will thrust himself into secrets!-I'll after, to rejoice in the boy's correction. [Exit. SCENE II. The same. A room in the Duke's palace. Enter DUKE and THURIO; PROTEUS behind. Duke. Sir Thurio, fear not, but that she will love you, Speed. Item, She is proud. Now Valentine is banish'd from her sight. A little time will melt her frozen thoughts, According to our proclamation, gone? Laun. Out with that too; it was Eve's lega- Dissolves to water, and doth lose his form. ey, and cannot be taken from her. Speed. Item, She hath no teeth. Laun. I care not for that neither, because I How now, sir Proteus? Is your countryman, love crusts. Speed. Item, She is curst. Laun. Well; the best is, she hath no teeth to bite. Speed. Item, She will often praise her liquor. Laun. If her liquor be good, she shall: if she will not, I will; for good things should be praised. Speed. Item, She is too liberal. Laun. Of her tongue she cannot; for that's writ down she is slow of: of her purse she shall not; for that I'll keep shut: now, of another thing she may; and that I cannot help. Well, proceed. Speed. Item, She hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults. Laun. Stop there; I'll have her: she was mine, and not mine, twice or thrice in that last article: Rehearse that once more. Speed. Item, She hath more hair than wit, Laun. More hair than wit, it may be; I'll prove it: The cover of the salt hides the salt, and therefore it is more than the salt; the hair Duke. My daughter takes his going grievously. Proteus, the good conceit I hold of thee, Pro. Longer than I prove loyal to your grace, effect |