for wages followest thy master, thy master for wages follows not thee; therefore, thou art a sheep.

Speed. Such another proof will make me cry baa. Pro. But dost thou hear? gavest thou my letter to Julia?

Speed. Ay, sir: I, a lost mutton, gave your letter to her, a laced mutton; and she, a laced mutton, gave me, a lost mutton, nothing for my labor.

Pro. Here's too small a pasture for such store of muttons.

Speed. If the ground be overcharged, you were best stick her.

Pro. Nay, in that you are astray; 'twere best pound you.

Speed. Nay, sir, less than a pound shall serve me for carrying your letter.

Pro. You mistake; I mean the pound, a pinfold. Speed. From a pound to a pin? fold it over and

over,

"Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to your

lover.

Pro. But what said she? did she nod?

Speed. I.

[Speed nods.

Pro. Nod, I? why, that's noddy.

Speed. You mistook, sir; I say, she did nod: and

you ask me, if she did nod; and I say, I.

Pro. And that set together, is-noddy.

Speed. Now you have taken the pains to set it together, take it for your pains.

Pro. No, no, you shall have it for bearing the letter.

Speed. Well, I perceive, I must be fain to bear with you.

Pro. Why, sir, how do you bear with me?

Speed. Marry, sir, the letter very orderly; having nothing but the word, noddy, for my pains. Pro. Beshrew me, but you have a quick wit.

Speed. And yet it cannot overtake your slow purse. Pro. Come, come, open the matter in brief. What said she?

Speed. Open your purse, that the money, and the matter, may be both at once delivered.

Pro. Well, sir, here is for your pains. What said she?

Speed. Truly, sir, I think you'll hardly win her. Pro. Why? Couldst thou perceive so much from her?

Speed. Sir, I could perceive nothing at all from her; no, not so much as a ducat for delivering your letter and being so hard to me that brought your mind, I fear, she 'll prove as hard to you in telling your mind. Give her no token but stones; for

:

she's as hard as steel.

Pro. What, said she nothing?

Speed. No, not so much as- 'Take this for thy pains.' To testify your bounty, I thank you, you have testern'd me; 1 in requital whereof, henceforth

Given me a sixpence.

carry your letters yourself: and so, sir, I'll commend you to my master.

Pro. Go, go, be gone, to save your ship from wreck : Which cannot perish, having thee aboard,

Being destined to a drier death on shore.
I must go send some better messenger:
I fear, my Julia would not deign my lines,
Receiving them from such a worthless post.

SCENE II.

[Exeunt.

The same.

Garden of Julia's house.

Enter JULIA and LUCETTA.

Ju' But say, Lucetta, now we are alone,

Wouldst thou then counsel me to fall in love? Luc. Ay, madam; so you stumble not unheedfully.

Jul. Of all the fair resort of gentlemen,

That every day with parle 1 encounter me,
In thy opinion, which is worthiest love?

Luc. Please you, repeat their names, I'll show my mind

According to my shallow, simple skill.

Jul. What think'st thou of the fair sir Eglamour? Luc. As of a knight well-spoken, neat and fine; But, were I you, he never should be mine.

Jul. What think'st thou of the rich Mercatio? Luc. Well, of his wealth; but of himself, so, so.

Talk

Jul. What think'st thou of the gentle Proteus? Luc. Lord, lord! to see what folly reigns in us! Jul. How now! what means this passion at his

name?

Luc. Pardon, dear madam; 'tis a passing shame, That I, unworthy body as I am,

Should censure 1 thus on lovely gentlemen.

Jul. Why not on Proteus, as of all the rest? Luc. Then thus,of many good I think him best.

Jul. Your reason?

Luc. I have no other but a woman's reason;

I think him so, because I think him so.

Jul. And wouldst thou have me cast my love on him?

ye.

Luc. Ay, if you thought your love not cast away,
Jul. Why, he of all the rest hath never moved me.
Luc. Yet he of all the rest, I think, best loves
Jul. His little speaking shows his love but small.
Luc. Fire, that's closest kept, burns most of all.
Jul. They do not love, that do not show their love.
Luc. O, they love least, that let men know their
love.

Jul. I would, I knew his mind.

Say, from whom?

Luc. That the contents will show.

Pass sentence.

Jul. Say, say who gave it thee ?

Luc. Sir Valentine's page; and sent. I think, from Proteus :

He would have given it you; but I, being in the

way,

Did in your name receive it: pardon the fault, I

pray.

Jul. Now, by my modesty, a goodly broker! 1
Dare
you presume to harbor wanton lines?
To whisper and conspire against my youth?
Now, trust me, 'tis an office of great worth,
And you an officer fit for the place.
There, take the paper; see it be return'd,
Or else return no more into my sight.

Luc. To plead for love deserves more fee than

hate.

Jul. Will you be gone?

Luc.

That you may ruminate. [Exit.

Jul. And yet, I would I had o'erlook'd the letter.

It were a shame, to call her back again,

And pray her to a fault for which I chid her.

What fool is she, that knows I am a maid,
And would not force the letter to my view!
Since maids, in modesty, say No, to that
Which they would have the profferer construe, Ay.

Fie, fie! how wayward is this foolish love,

That, like a testy babe, will scratch the nurse,
And presently, all humbled, kiss the rod !

1 A match-maker.