'book; I am a man myself, and my heart is interested in whatever can befal the rest of mankind. That is 'the sentiment of a good man, and whoever thinks 'otherwise is a bad one.'

'I have often told you, my dear Emily,' cries Booth, 'that all men, as well the best as the worst, act alike 'from the principle of self-love. Where benevolence 'therefore is the uppermost passion, self-love directs you to gratify it by doing good, and by relieving the distresses of others; for they are then in reality your own. But 'where ambition, avarice, pride, or any other passion เ governs the man, and keeps his benevolence down, the miseries of all other men affect him no more than they 'would a stock or a stone. And thus the man and his statue have often the same degree of feeling or compas'sion.'

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'I have often wished, my dear,' cries Amelia, to hear you converse with Dr. Harrison on this subject; for I เ am sure he would convince you, though I can't, that there are really such things as religion and virtue.'

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This was not the first hint of this kind which Amelia had given; for she sometimes apprehended from his discourse that he was little better than an atheist: a consideration which did not diminish her affection for him; but gave her great uneasiness. On all such occasions Booth immediately turned the discourse to some other subject; for though he had in other points a great opinion of his wife's capacity; yet as a divine or a philosopher he did not hold her in a very respectable light, nor did he lay any great stress on her sentiments in such matters. He now, therefore, gave a speedy turn to the conversation, and began to talk of affairs below the dignity of this history.

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BOOK XI.

CHAPTER I.

Containing a very polite scene.

We will now look back to some personages, who, though not the principal characters in this history, have yet made too considerable a figure in it to be abruptly dropped. And these are colonel James and his lady.

This fond couple never met till dinner the day after the masquerade, when they happened to be alone together in an antechamber before the arrival of the rest of the company.

The conversation began with the colonel's saying, 'I 'hope, Madam, you got no cold last night at the masquerade.' To which the lady answered by much the same question.

They then sat together near five minutes without opening their mouths to each other. At last Mrs. James said, 'Pray, Sir, who was that masque with you in the dress of a shepherdess? How could you expose yourself by เ walking with such a trollop in public; for certainly no woman of any figure would appear there in such a 'dress? You know, Mr. James, I never interfere with เ your affairs; but I would, methinks, for my own sake, 'if I was you, preserve a little decency in the face of the

'world.'

Upon my word,' said James, 'I do not know whom

you mean. A woman in such a dress might speak to me for aught I know-A thousand people speak to me at a masquerade. But, I promise you, I spoke to 6 no woman acquaintance there that I know of-Indeed, 'I now recollect there was a woman in a dress of a shep'herdess; and there was another awkward thing in a 'blue domino that plagued me a little, but I soon got

' rid of them.'

And I suppose you do not know the lady in the blue

' domino neither?'

'Not I, I assure you,' said James. 'why do you ask me these questions? ' like jealousy.'

But pray,

It looks so

'Jealousy,' cries she, 'I jealous! no, Mr. James, 1 'shall never be jealous, I promise you, especially of the lady in the blue domino; for, to my knowledge, she 'despises you of all the human race.'

'I am heartily glad of it,' said James; for I never 'saw such a tall awkward monster in my life.'

'That is a very cruel way of telling me you knew 'me.'

You, Madam,' said James-
said James-'you was in a black

domino.'

'It is not so unusual a thing, I believe, you yourself know, to change dresses.-I own I did it to discover some of your tricks. I did not think you could have distinguished the tall awkward monster so well.'

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Upon my soul,' said James, 'if it was you, I did not even suspect it; so you ought not to be offended at 'what I have said ignorantly.'

'Indeed, Sir,' cries she, 'you cannot offend me by any 'thing you can say to my face-no, by my soul, I despise เ you too much. But I wish, Mr. James, you would not 'make me the subject of your conversation amongst your 'wenches. I desire I may not be afraid of meeting them

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for fear of their insults; that I may not be told by a dirty trollop, you make me the subject of your wit amongst them, of which, it seems, I am the favourite topic. Though you have married a tall awkward 'monster, Mr. James, I think she hath a right to be 'treated as your wife, with respect at least-Indeed, I 'shall never require any more; indeed, Mr. James, I เ never shall.-I think a wife hath a title to that.'

'Who told you this, Madam?' said James.

'Your slut,' said she, 'your wench, your shepherdess.' 'By all that's sacred!' cries James, 'I do not know 'who the shepherdess was.'

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'By all that's sacred then!' says she-' she told me so, ' and I am convinced she told me truth.-But I do not 'wonder at your denying it; for that is equally con'sistent with honour as to behave in such a manner to ‘a wife who is a gentlewoman.—I hope you will allow me that, Sir.-Because I had not quite so great a fortune, I hope you do not think me beneath you, or that 'you did me any honour in marrying me. I am come of as good a family as yourself, Mr. James; and if my 'brother knew how you treated me he would not bear it.' 'Do you threaten me with your brother, Madam ?' said James.

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'I will not be ill-treated, Sir,' answered she.

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'Nor I neither, Madam,' cries he; and therefore I ' desire you will prepare to go into the country to-morrow morning.'

Indeed, Sir,' said she, 'I shall not.'

'By Heavens! Madam, but you shall,' answered he: 'I will have my coach at the door to-morrow morning by seven; and you shall either go into it or be carried.' 'I hope, Sir, you are not in earnest,' said she.

'Indeed, Madam,' answered he, 'but I am in earnest, 'and resolved; and into the country you go to-morrow.'

But why into the country,' said she, Mr. James? Why will you be so barbarous to deny me the pleasures ' of the town?'.

Because you interfere with my pleasures,' cried James; which I have told you long ago I would not 'submit to. It is enough for fond couples to have these เ scenes together. I thought we had been upon a better footing, and had cared too little for each other to become mutual plagues. I thought you had been satis'fied with the full liberty of doing what you pleased.'

So I am; I defy you to say I have ever given you any uneasiness.'

How!' cries he, have you not just now upbraided me with what you heard at the masquerade?'

.' I own,' said she, 'to be insulted by such a creature to my face, stung me to the soul. I must have had no 'spirit to bear the insults of such an animal. Nay, she spoke of you with equal contempt. Whoever she is, I promise you Mr. Booth is her favourite. But, indeed, 'she is unworthy any one's regard; for she behaved like an arrant dragoon.'

Hang her,' cries the colonel, 'I know nothing of her.' 'Well, but, Mr. James-I am sure you will not send 'me into the country. Indeed, I will not go into the 'country.'

If you was a reasonable woman,' cries James, 'perเ haps I should not desire it.—And on one considera'tion-'

'Come, name your consideration,' said she.

'Let me first experience your discernment,' said he.'Come, Molly, let me try your judgment. Can you guess ' at any woman of your acquaintance that I like ?

เ Sure,' said she, 'it cannot be Mrs. Booth!'

เ And why not Mrs. Booth?' answered he. 'Is she 'not the finest woman in the world?'