clude, this drudge, or diviner, laid claim to me; call'd me Dromio; swore, I 12 was assur'd to her; told me what privy marks I had about me, as the mark of my shoulder, the mole in my neck, the great wart on my left arm, that I, amaz'd, ran from her as a witch: And I think, if my breast had not been made of 13 and my heart of steel, faith, She had transform'd me to a curtail-dog, and made me turn i'the wheel.' 14 Ant. S. Go, hie thee presently, post to the road; And if the wind blow any way from shore, I will not harbour in this town to-night. If any bark put forth, come to the mart, Where I will walk till thou return to me. If every one knows us, and we know none, 'Tis time, I think, to trudge, pack, and be gone. Dro. S. As from a bear a man would run for life, So fly I from her that would be my wife. [Exit. 12 That is, affianced. 13 Alluding to the popular belief that a great share of faith was a protection from witchcraft. 14 A turnspit; dogs being used for that purpose. 15 Such was the construction of the age. So in The Winter's Tale" But as the unthought-of accident is guilty to what we wildly do." Enter ANGELO. Ang. Master Antipholus ? Ang. I know it well, sir. Lo, here is the chain I thought to have ta'en you at the Porpentine; The chain unfinish'd made me stay thus long. Ant. S. What is your will that I shall do with this? Ang. What please yourself, sir: I have made it for you. Ant. S. Made it for me, sir? I bespoke it not. Ang. Not once, nor twice, but twenty times you have: Go home with it, and please your wife withal; Ant. S. I pray you, sir, receive the money now, For fear you ne'er see chain, nor money, more. Ang. You are a merry man, sir: fare you well. [Exit Ant. S. What I should think of this, I cannot But this I think, there's no man is so vain, [Exit ACT IV. SCENE I. The same. Enter a Merchant, ANGELO, and an Officer. Mer. You know, since pentecost the sum is due, And since I have not much importun'd you; Nor now I had not, but that I am bound To Persia, and want gilders for my voyage: Therefore make present satisfaction, Or I'll attach you by this officer. Ang. Even just the sum that I do owe to you Is growing' to me by Antipholus ; And, in the instant that I met with you, I shall receive the money for the same: Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus, and DROMIO of Offi. That labour may you save: see where he comes. Ant. E While I go to the goldsmith's house, go thou - And buy a rope's end; that will I bestow rope! That is, accruing. Get thee gone; [Exit Ant. E. A man is well holp up, that trusts to you I promised your presence, and the chain, But neither chain, nor goldsmith, came to me: Belike, you thought our love would last too long, If it were chain'd together, and therefore came not. Ang. Saving your merry humour, here's the note How much your chain weighs to the utmost carat, The fineness of the gold, and chargeful fashion; Which doth amount to three odd ducats more Than I stand debted to this gentleman : I pray you, see him presently discharg'd, For he is bound to sea, and stays but for it. Ant. E. I am not furnish'd with the present money; Besides, I have some business in the town: Good signior, take the stranger to my house, And with you take the chain, and bid my wife Disburse the sum on the receipt thereof : Perchance I will be there as soon as you. Ang. Then you will bring the chain to her your self? Ant. E. No; bear it with you, lest I come not time enough. Ang. Well, sir, I will: Have you the chain about you? Ant. E. An if I have not, sir, I hope you have, Both wind and tide stays for this gentleman, excuse Your breach of promise to the Porpentine. Mer. The hour steals on: I pray you, sir, despatch Ang. You hear, how he importunes me: the chain Ant. E. Why, give it to my wife, and fetch your money. Ang. Come, come; you know I gave it you even now: Either send the chain, or send me by some token. Ant. E. Fie! now you run this humour out of breath: Come, where's the chain? I pray you let me see it you? What should I answer Ang. The money, that you owe me for the chain. Ant. E. I owe you none, till I receive the chain. Ang. You know I gave it you half an hour since. Ant. E. You gave me none: you wrong me much to say so. Ang. You wrong me more, sir, in denying it: Consider how it stands upon my credit. Mer. Well, officer, arrest him at my suit. Ang. This touches me in reputation: Either consent to pay this sum for me, Ant. E. Consent to pay thee that I never had? Arrest me, foolish fellow, if thou dar'st. Ang. Here is thy fee; arrest him, officer: Offi. I do arrest you, sir: you hear the suit. |