His taste for sparkling liquids craving, Whene'er it flow'd instead of wine! ANTI-UXORIENSIS. THE RAPID FORTUNE. [From the Morning Chronicle, July 23.] SAYS Dick to Hal, "Your thrifty sire, in trade, For your dear sake a rapid fortune made : You drank, wench'd, gambled, mortgag'd house and land, And from the turf to jail drove four in hand.”— Have done," cries Hal, "nor with your gammon stun me; My fortune was so rapid, it outrun me.' IMPROMPTU, ON THE MARRIAGE OF MR. HENRY MASON AND MISS ELLEN READ. [From the Morning Post, July 24.] HE Fair, we're told, have wish'd in vain. THE Masonic Clubs a place in ; But here's an instance where a swain SIR, Has made his nymph. Mason. LETTER TO SIR FRANCIS BURDETT. [From the same, July 25.] R. Crown and Anchor.. TH HE Electors of Westminster having express'd To commemorate that ever-glorious hour When you were allow'd to come out of the Tower *, See vcl. xiv. p. 275-286. And SIR FRANCIS BURDETT'S ANswer. And treat all your friends with a kind of a by-go, That a speech, manufactur'd by Horne Tooke and you, That you would make one-at the stewards' rehearsal With the wise Sheriff Wood and the learned Lord Mayor. (As at Newgate they lately thought proper to scout He will insult resent, while his name remains Jack,, While despair put to flight the poor fools of the " Hope." We your very obedient servants remain, To Sir F. B-rd-tt. ROBT. H-TCH-N. GEO. P-LL-R ANSWER TO THE ABOVE. GENTS. Piccadilly, THE Electors of Westminster do me great honour, B 6 For For myself, I shall always obey your commands; And saves me almost from a state of distraction; When in Parliament, Gentlemen, ay, and when out, To you, Bob and George, I return my best thanks, Mr. G. P. and Mr. R. H. ས ་ } F. B-RD-TT. A THE SAILOR'S CREED. [From the same, July 31.] a Sailor, while working my passage through life, Dishearten'd at failures in this scene of strife, In despair let chance pilot their bark. At peril dismay'd, yet unable to fly, Stupify'd they relinquish the oar: But such conduct, d' y' see, is in Jack Splicewell's eye Off Cornwall, when once mountains high the sea roll'd, While, new scenes of danger and care to unfold, In less than a glass, at the bottom, Jack, we Shall be strangers to fear, hope, or pain! "The THE PERFECT AGREEMENT. "The wind still against us continues to blow; Ev'ry chance of escaping is past; To Davy we all in a short time must go, For the leak, messmate, gains on us fast!" 13 "Well, brother," said I, "with fear yield not the ghost, If so be as how danger you scan; Never strike to despair, but stand firm to your post, My words were not slighted; with pleasure I found Some comfort we find Fate has still in reserve, The misfortunes of life, which so many bewail, Be Reason our helm, Resolution our sail; Then smoothly our vessel will scud with the breeze, Though tempests assailing, sometimes may chase ease, And thus, when the voice of base faction is loud, May a while our horizon political cloud, Yet, if Britons are true to themselves, Their daring illusions must quickly decay, Nor longer our glories deform. With Bt, Trn's sons will, in trembling dismay, View the Albion weather the storm. CR THE PERFECT AGREEMENT. [From the British Press, Aug. 2.] RIED a wealthy old Cit t' other day to his Wife, " And "And I," said his Lady, 66 approve your remark— For I said just the same-t' other night-to our Clerk." RECIPROCITY. EPIGRAM. A BINDER of Books-a small Volume of LoveAddress'd a rich Widow in suit most profound : "Fair Lady, if you but my courtship approve, You will find me well letter'd and handsomely bound. "That style," cried the Widow," my Library meetsFor I hear that your Works took but poorly-in Sheets," UDOLPHO ON A CELEBRATED BOOK OF COOKERY. N Authoress, of culinary fame, ΑΝ Skill'd in the art which practice long had taught her, In cooking greens, if well you'd do the same, Most wisely bids you OF 64 boil them in cold water!" LONG AND SHORT HORNED BREEDERS. F Bulls and their qualities, which may be best, Then |