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Escal. Well, fir; What did this gentleman to her ? Clown. I beseech you, sir, look in this gentleman's face: Good master Froth, look upon his honour ; 'ris for a good purpose : Doth your honour mark his face?
Escal. Ay, fir, very well.
Clown. Nali i do so.
a fee any harm in his
Clown. Doth your honour fee any harm in his face?
Clown. I'll be fuppos'd upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him : Good then ; if his face be the worst thing about him, how could master Froth do the constable's wife any harm ? I would know that of your honour.
Escal. He's in the right : conftable, what say you to it?
Elb. First, an it like you, the house is a respected house; next, this is a respected fellow; and his mistress is a re. fpected woman.
Clown. By this hand, fir, his wife is a more respected person than any of us all.
Elb. Varlet, thou lieft; thou liest, wicked varlet: the time is yet to come, that she was ever respected with man, woman, or child.
Clown. Sir, she was respected with him before he marry'd with her.
Escal. Which is the wiser here ? ° Justice or Iniquity ? - Is this true ?
Elb. O thou caitiff! O thou varlet ! O thou wicked Hannibal ! I respected with her, before I was marry'd to her? If ever I was respected with her, or she with me, let not your worship think me the poor duke's officer:-Prove
• Justice or Iniquity?]-Constable or Clown ?-alluding to the characters of the Vice, and his antagonist, in the old moralities.
this, this, thou wicked Hannibal, or I'll have mine action of battery on thee.
Escal. If he took you a box o' the ear, you might have your action of sander too.
Elb. Marry, I thank your good worship for it : What is't your worship's pleasure I shall do with this wicked caitiff ?
Escal. Truly, officer, because he hath some offences in him, that thou wouldst discover if thou couldst, let him continue in his courses, till thou know'st what they are.
Elb. Marry, I thank your worship for it :-Thou seest, thou wicked varlet now, what's come upon thee; thou art to continue now, thou varlet ; thou art to continue.
Escal. Where were you born, friend ? [To Froth.
Escal. Nine! Come hicher to me, master Froth. Master Froth, I would not have you acquainted with tapsters ; they will draw you, master Froth, and you will · hang them : Get you gone, and let me hear no more of you.
Froth. I thank your worship : For mine own part, I never come into any room in a taphouse, but I am drawn in.
Escal. Well; no more of it, master Froth : farewell. -Come you hither to me, master tapster ; what's your name, master tapster ?
9 hang on them--they will drain you, till you are driven to depend on them.
Escal. Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that, in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the great. Pompey, you are partly a bawd, Pompey, howsoever you colour it in being tapster; Are you not? come, tell me true; it shall be the better for you.
Clown. Truly, sir, I am a poor fellow, that would live.
Escal. How would you live, Pompey? by being a bawd? What do you think of the trade, Pompey? is it a lawful trade?
Clown. If the law will allow it, sir.
Escal. But the law will not allow it, Pompey; nor it shall not be allowed in Vienna.
Clown. Does your worship mean to geld and spay all the youth in the city ?
Escal. No, Pompey.
Clown. Truly, sir, in ny poor opinion, they will to't then : If your worship will take order for the drabs and the knaves, you need not to fear the bawds.
Escal. There are pretty orders beginning, I can tell you : it is but heading and hanging.
Clown. If you head and hang all that offend that way but for ten year together, you'll be glad to give out a commission for more heads. If this law hold in Vienna ten years, I'll rent che fairelt house in it, after three pence 'a bay : If you live to see this come to pass, say, Pompey told you so.
Escal. Thank you, good Pompey: and in requital of your prophecy, hark you,- advise you, let me not find you before me again upon any complaint whatsoever, no, not for dwelling where you do ; if I do, Pompey, I shall
ra bay: 1-a squared frame, or division of a building.
beat you to your tent, and prove a shrewd Cæsar to you; in plain dealing, Pompey, I shall have you whipt; fo, for this time, Pompey, fare you well.
Clown. I thank your worship for your good counsel ; but I shall follow it, as the flesh and fortune shall better determine. Whip me ? No, no: let carman whip his jade; The valiant heart's not whipt out of his trade. [Exit.
Escal. Come hither to me, master Elbow; come hither, master constable. How long have you been in this place of constable ?
Elb. Seven year and a half, sir.
Escal. I thought, by your readiness in the office, you had continued in it some time : You say, seven years together?
Elb. And a half, fir,
Escal. Alas! it hath been great pains to you! they do you wrong to put you so oft upon't: Are there not men in your ward sufficient to serve it?
Elb. Faith, sir, few of any wit in such matters : as they are chosen, they are glad to chuse me for them ; I do it for some piece of money, and go through with all.
Escal. Look you, bring me in the names of some six or seven, the most sufficient of your parish.
Elb. To your worship's house, sir?
Escal. To my house: Fare you well.
Juft. Eleven, fir.
Escal. It grieves me for the death of Claudio ;
Juft. Lord Angelo is severe.
Mercy is not itself, that oft looks so;
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Enter Provost, and a Servant.
Prov. Pray you, do. [Exit Servant.] I'll know
Ang. Did I not tell thee, yea? hadst thou not order ?
Prov. Lest I might be too rash :
Ang. Go to ; let that be mine:
Prov. I crave your honour's pardon.-
Ang. Dispose of her