PROLOGUE. BY DAVID GARRICK, ESQ. Enter MR WOODWARD, dressed in black, and holding a handkerchief to his eyes. Excuse me, sirs, I pray,—I can't yet speak,- << 'Tis not alone this mourning suit,» good masters: And if she goes, my tears will never stop; What shall we do?-If Comedy forsake us, Learning is better far than house and land. I give it up-morals won't do for me; To cheer her heart, and give your muscles motion, If The college, you, must his pretensions back, SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER; OR, THE MISTAKES OF A NIGHT. ACT I. SCENE-A CHAMBER IN AN OLD-FASHIONED HOUSE. Enter MRS HARDCASTLE and MR HARDCASTLE. MRS HARDCASTLE. I vow, Mr Hardcastle, you're very particular. Is there a creature in the whole country but ourselves, that does not take a trip to town now and then, to rub off the rust a little? There's the two Miss Hoggs, and our neighbour Mrs Grigsby, go to take a month's polishing every winter. HARDCASTLE. Ay, and bring back vanity and affectation to last them the whole year. I wonder why London cannot keep its own fools at home! In my time, the follies of the town crept slowly among us, but now they travel faster than a stage-coach. Its fopperies come down not only as inside passengers, but in the very basket. VOL. II. 15 MRS HARDCASTLE. Ay, your times were fine times indeed; telling us of them for many a long year. you have been Here we live in an old rumbling mansion, that looks for all the world like an inn, but that we never see company. Our best visitors are old Mrs Oddfish, the curate's wife, and little Cripplegate, the lame dancing-master; and all our entertainment your old stories of Prince Eugene and the Duke of Marlborough. I hate such old-fashioned trumpery. HARDCASTLE. And I love it. I love every thing that's old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines; and, I believe, Dorothy, [taking her hand] you'll own I have been pretty fond of an old wife. MRS HARDCASTLE. Lord, Mr Hardcastle, you're for ever at your Dorothys You may be a Darby, but I'll be no I'm not so old as you'd make me, year. Add twenty to twenty, and and HARDCASTLE. Let me see; twenty added to twenty makes just fifty and seven. MRS HARDCASTLE. It's false, Mr Hardcastle; I was but twenty when I was brought to bed of Tony, that I had by Mr Lumpkin, my first husband; and he's not come to years of discretion yet. HARDCASTLE. Nor ever will, I dare answer for him. Ay, you have taught him finely. MRS HARDCASTLE. No matter. Tony Lumpkin has a good fortune. My |