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astle, his standing-bed, and truckle-bed; 'tis painted about with the story of the prodigal, fresh and new go, knock and call; he'll speak like an Anthropophaginian unto thee; knock, I say.

SIM. There's an old woman, a fat woman, gone up into his chamber; I'll be so bold as stay, sir, till she come down: I come to speak with her, indeed.

HOST. Ha! a fat woman! the knight may be robbed: I'll call.-Bully knight! Bully sir John! speak from thy lungs military: art thou there? it is thine host, thine Ephesian, calls.

FAL. [above.] How now, mine Host?

HOST. Here's a Bohemian-Tartar tarries the coming down of thy fat woman: let her descend, bully, let her descend; my chambers are honourable: fie! privacy? fie!

Enter FALSTAFF.

FAL. There was, mine Host, an old fat woman even now with me; but she's gone.

SIM. Pray you, sir, was 't not the wise woman of Brentford?

FAL. Ay, marry, was it, muscle-shell; what would you with her?

SIM. My master, sir, my master Slender, sent to her, seeing her go through the streets, to know, sir, whether one Nym, sir, that beguiled him of a chain, had the chain, or no.

FAL. I spake with the old woman about it.
SIM. And what says she, I pray, sir?

FAL. Marry, she says, that the very same man, that beguiled master Slender of his chain, cozened him of it.

SIM. I would, I could have spoken with the woman herself; I had other things to have spoken with her too, from him.

FAL. What are they? let us know.
HOST. Ay, come; quick!

SIM. I may not conceal them, sir.o
HOST. Conceal them, or thou diest !

SIM. Why, sir, they were nothing but about mistress Anne Page; to know, if it were my master's fortune to have her, or no.

FAL. 'Tis, 'tis his fortune.

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His standing-bed, and truckle-bed ;] In the poet's time, chambers were usually furnished with a standing bedstead, on which the superior reposed, and a truckle (from trochlia, a castor) or running one for the attendant. In the day-time, the latter, which was much lower than the standing bed, was wheeled under it, to afford more room in the apartment.

b Muscle-shell;] "He calls him Muscle-shell, because he stands with his mouth open."-JOHNSON.

e I may not conceal them, sir.] The old text gives this speech to Falstaff. For conceal, in both instances, Dr. Farmer proposes

FAL. Ay, sir Tike; who more bold?a SIM. I thank your worship: I shall make my master glad with these tidings. [Exit SIMPLE. HOST. Thou art clerkly, thou art clerkly, sir John was there a wise woman with thee?

FAL. Ay, that there was, mine Host; one, that hath taught me more wit than ever I learned before in my life and I paid nothing for it neither, but was paid for my learning."

Enter BARDOLPH.

BARD. Out, alas, sir! cozenage! mere cozenage! HOST. Where be my horses? speak well of them, varletto.

BARD. Run away with the cozeners: for so soon as I came beyond Eton, they threw me off, from behind one of them, in a slough of mire; and set spurs, and away, like three German devils, three Doctor Faustuses.

HOST. They are gone but to meet the duke, villain do not say, they be fled; Germans are honest men.

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Enter SIR HUGH EVANS.
EVA. Where is mine Host?
HOST. What is the matter, sir?

EVA. Have a care of your entertainments : there is a friend of mine come to town, tells me, there is three couzin germans, that has cozened all the hosts of Readings, of Maidenhead, of Coleprook, of horses and money.(4) I tell you for goodwill, look you: you are wise, and full of gipes an1 vlouting stogs; and 't is not convenient you shoul pe cozened: fare you well. [Exit.

Enter DOCTOR CAIUS.

CAIUS. Vere is mine Host de Jarterre ? HOST. Here, master doctor, in perplexity, and doubtful dilemma.

CAIUS. I cannot tell vat is dat: but it is tell-a me, dat you make grand preparation for a duke de Jarmany: by my trot, dere is no duke, dat de court is know to come: I tell you for good vill: adieu. [Exit. HOST. Hue and cry, villain, go!-assist me, knight; I am undone :-fly, run, hue and cry, villain! I am undone !

[Exit Host and BARDOLPH.

to read reveal; that is, to quench the little humour intended, which all depends on Slender's blunder, and the Host's jocular repetition of it.

d Ay, sir Tike; who more bold?] The folio reads, "Ay, sir. like who more bold:" but the reading in the text is supported by the quarto, which has, Ay, Tike, &c. Tike meaning clown, or clodpole.

I paid nothing for it neither, but was paid for my learning.] He quibbles on the meaning of paid: one sense of to pay formerly being to beat.

FAL. I would, all the world might be cozened; for I have been cozened, and beaten too. If it should come to the ear of the court, how I have been transformed, and how my transformation hath been washed and cudgeled, they would melt me out of my fat, drop by drop, and liquor fishermen's boots with me; I warrant, they would whip me with their fine wits, till I were as crestfallen as a dried pear. I never prospered since I foreswore myself at primero." Well, if my wind were but long enough to say my prayers," I would repent.

Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY.

Now! whence come you?

QUICK. From the two parties, forsooth.

FAL. The devil take one party, and his dam the other, and so they shall be both bestowed! I have suffered more for their sakes, more, than the villainous inconstancy of man's disposition is able to bear.

QUICK. And have not they suffered? Yes, I warrant; speciously one of them; mistress Ford, good heart, is beaten black and blue, that you cannot see a white spot about her.

FAL. What tell'st thou me of black and blue? I was beaten myself into all the colours of the rainbow; and I was like to be apprehended for the witch of Brentford; but that my admirable dexterity of wit, my counterfeiting the action of an old woman, delivered me, the knave constable had set me i' th' stocks, i' th' common stocks, for a witch. QUICK. Sir, let me speak with you in your chamber: you shall hear how things go, and, I warrant, to your content. Here is a letter will say somewhat. Good hearts, what ado here is to bring you together! Sure, one of you does not serve heaven well, that you are so crossed. FAL. Come up into chamber. my

[Exeunt.

SCENE VI.-Another Room in the Garter Inn.

Enter FENTON and Host.

HOST. Master Fenton, talk not to me; my mind is heavy, I will give over all.

FENT. Yet hear me speak: assist me in my purpose,

And, as I am a gentleman, I'll give thee
A hundred pound in gold, more than your loss.
HOST. I will hear you, master Fenton; and I
will, at the least, keep your counsel.

FENT. From time to time I have acquainted

you

a I never prospered since I fores wore myself at primero.] Shakespeare has nothing more profoundly characteristic of an old sinner, than this and the analogous reflection of Mistress Quickly upon the failure of their schemes :-"Sure, one of you does not serve heaven well, that you are so crossed."

With the dear love I bear to fair Anne Page;
Who, mutually, hath answer'd my affection
(So far forth as herself might be her chooser),
Even to my wish I have a letter from her
Of such contents as you will wonder at;
The mirth whereof so larded with my matter,
That neither, singly, can be manifested,
Without the show of both ;-wherein* fat Falstaff
Hath a great scene: the image of the jest

[Showing the letter. I'll show you here at large. Hark, good mine

Host:

To-night at Herne's oak, just 'twixt twelve and one,
Must my sweet Nan present the fairy queen;
The purpose why, is here; in which disguise,
While other jests are something rank on foot,
Her father hath commanded her to slip
Away with Slender, and with him at Eton
Immediately to marry: she hath consented. Now,

sir,

Her mother, even strong against that match,
And firm for doctor Caius, hath appointed
That he shall likewise shuffle her away,
While other sports are tasking of their minds,
And at the deanery, where a priest attends,
Straight marry her to this her mother's plot
She, seemingly obedient, likewise hath
Made promise to the doctor.-Now, thus it rests:
Her father means she shall be all in white;
And in that habit, when Slender sees his time
To take her by the hand, and bid her go,
She shall go with him :-her mother hath intended,
The better to denotet her to the doctor,
(For they must all be mask'd and vizarded,)
That, quaint in green, she shall be loose enrob'd,
With ribands pendant, flaring 'bout her head;
And when the doctor spies his vantage ripe,
To pinch her by the hand, and, on that token,
The maid hath given consent to go with him.

HOST. Which means she to deceive? father or mother?

FENT. Both, my good Host, to go along with

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How now, master Brook? Master Brook, the matter will be known to-night, or never. Be you in the Park about midnight, at Herne's oak,(1) and you shall see wonders.

FORD. Went you not to her yesterday, sir, as you told me you had appointed?

FAL. I went to her, master Brook, as you see, like a poor old man: but I came from her, master Brook, like a poor old woman. That same knave, Ford her husband, hath the finest mad devil of

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jealousy in him, master Brook, that ever governed frenzy. I will tell you. He beat me grievously, in the shape of a woman; for in the shape of man, master Brook, I fear not Goliath with a weaver's beam; because I know also, life is a shuttle. I am in haste; go along with me; I'll tell you all, master Brook. Since I plucked geese, played truant, and whipped top, I knew not what it was to be beaten, till lately. Follow me: I'll tell you strange things of this knave Ford: on whom tonight I will be revenged, and I will deliver his wife into your hand.-Follow: strange things in hand, master Brook! follow. [Exeunt.

SCENE II.-Windsor Park.

Enter PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER.

PAGE. Come, come; we'll couch i' th' castleditch, till we see the light of our fairies. Remember, son Slender, my daughter.*

SLEN. Ay, forsooth; I have spoke with her, and we have a nay-word, how to know one another.

(*) First folio omits, daughter.

b And mince.] To mince meant to walk with affected modesty. A nay-word,-] That is, a watch-word.

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SCENE III.-The Street in Windsor. Enter MISTRESS PAGE, MISTRESS FORD, and DR. CAIUS.

MRS. PAGE. Master doctor, my daughter is in green when you see your time, take her by the hand, away with her to the deanery, and despatch it quickly go before into the park; we two must go together.

Carus. I know vat I have to do; adieu.

MRS. PAGE. Fare you well, sir. [Exit CAIUS.] My husband will not rejoice so much at the abuse of Falstaff, as he will chafe at the doctor's marrying my daughter: but 'tis no matter; better a little chiding, than a great deal of heart-break.

MRS. FORD. Where is Nan now, and her troop of fairies? and the Welsh devil, Hugh ?*

MRS. PAGE. They are all couched in a pit hard by Herne's oak, with obscured lights; which, at the very instant of Falstaff's and our meeting, they will at once display to the night.

MRS. FORD. That cannot choose but amaze him.

MRS. PAGE. If he be not amazed, he will be mocked; if he be amazed, he will every way be mocked.

MRS. FORD. We'll betray him finely.

MRS. PAGE. Against such lewdsters, and their lechery,

Those that betray them do no treachery. MRS. FORD. The hour draws on; to the oak, [Exeunt.

to the oak!

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SCENE V.-Another part of the Park.

Enter FALSTAFF disguised, with a buck's head on.

assist me.

FAL. The Windsor bell hath struck twelve; the minute draws on: now, the hot-blooded gods Remember, Jove, thou wast a bull for thy Europa; love set on thy horns. O powerful love! that, in some respects, makes a beast a man; in some other, a man a beast. You were also, Jupiter, a swan, for the love of Leda; O, omnipotent love! how near the god drew to the complexion of a goose! A fault done first in the form of a beast; O Jove, a beastly fault! and then another fault in the semblance of a fowl; think on't, Jove; a foul fault! When gods have hot backs, what shall poor men do? For me, I am here a Windsor stag; and the fattest, I think, i' th' forest: send me a cool rut-time, Jove, or who can blame me to piss my tallow? Who comes here? my doe?

Enter MISTRESS FORD and MISTRESS PAGE.

MRS. FORD. Sir John? art thou there, my deer? male deer?

my

FAL. My doe with the black scut?-Let the sky rain potatoes; let it thunder to the tune of Green Sleeves; hail kissing-comfits, and snow eringoes; let there come a tempest of provocation, I will shelter me here. [Embracing her.

MRS. FORD. Mistress Page is come with me, sweetheart.

FAL. Divide me like a brib'd-buck, each a haunch I will keep my sides to myself, my shoulders for the fellow of this walk," and my horns I bequeath your husbands. Am I a woodman? ha! Speak I like Herne the hunter?— Why, now is Cupid a child of conscience; he makes restitution. As I am a true spirit, welcome! [Noise without.

MRS. PAGE. Alas! what noise?
MRS. FORD. Heaven forgive our sins!
FAL. What should this be?

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a Enter Sir Hugh Evans, &c.] This stage-direction is chiefly made up from that in the early quarto. The folio has only, "Enter fairies." The introduction of Pistol and Mistress Quickly in this scene, is to be accounted for on the supposition that the necessity of the theatre compelled the performers of these characters to take part among the fairies, and that the names thus got inserted in the printed copies.

b QUEEN.] There is nothing inconsistent in the prefix Quic. to these speeches in the quarto, because Mistress Quickly, or rather the actor who personated that character, was intended to "double" with it the Fairy Queen; but in the enlarged play, as Anne Page enacts the latter part, the prefix should certainly be "Queen."

e You orphan-heirs of fixed destiny,-] Warburton proposed,

Our radiant queen hates sluts, and sluttery. FAL. They are fairies; he that speaks to them, shall die:

I'll wink and couch: no man their works must [Lies down upon his face. EVA. Where's Pede?*-Go you, and where

eye.

you find a maid,

That, ere she sleep, has thrice her prayers said, Raise up the organs of her fantasy,

Sleep she as sound as careless infancy;

Put those as sleep, and think not on their sins, Pinch them, arms, legs, packs, shoulders, sides, and shins.

QUEEN. About, about;

Search Windsor castle, elves, within and out; Strew good luck, ouphes, on every sacred room;

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(*) First folio, Bede.

with plausibility, to read, "Ouphen heirs," but see note (3), page d QUEEN. Crier Hobgoblin, make the fairy o-yes. PIST. Elves, list your names; silence, you airy toys.] "These two lines were certainly intended to rhyme together, as the preceding and subsequent couplets do; and accordingly, in the old editions, the final words of each line are printed oyes and toyes. This therefore is a striking instance of the inconvenience which has arisen from modernizing the orthography of Shakespeare."-TYRWHITT.

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