Lest rest. and lying still, might make them look You won it, wore it, kept it, gave it me; K. Hen. Look, look, here comes my John of ACT V. SCENE I.-Glostershire. A Hall in SHALLOW'S House. Enter SHALLOW, Falstaff, BarDOLPH, and Page. Shal. By cock and pie, sir, you shall not away to-night. What, Davy, I say! Fal. You must excuse me, master Robert Shallow. Shal. I will not excuse you; you shall not be excused; excuses shall not be admitted; there is no excuse shall serve; you shall not be excused.Why, Davy! Davy. Here, sir. Enter DAVY. Shal. Davy, Davy, Davy, Davy,—let me see, Davy; let me see :-yea, marry, William cook, bid him come hither.-Sir John, you shall not be excused. Davy. Marry, sir, thus; those precepts cannot be served: and, again, sir,—shall we sow the headland with wheat? Shal. With red wheat, Davy. But for William cook :-are there no young pigeons? Davy. Yes, sir.-Here is, now, the Smith's note for shoeing, and plough irons. Shal. Let it be cast, and paid.-Sir John, you shall not be excused. Davy. Now, sir, a new link to the bucket must needs be had :-and, sir, do you mean to stop any of William's wages, about the sack he lost the other day at Hinckley fair? Shal. He shall answer it.-Some pigeons, Davy; a couple of short-legged hens, a joint of mutton, and any pretty little tiny kickshaws, tell William cook. Davy. Doth the man of war stay all night, sir? Shal. Yea, Davy. I will use him well. A friend i' the court is better than a penny in purse. Use his men well, Davy, for they are arrant knaves, and will backbite. Davy. No worse than they are back-bitten, sir; for they have marvellous foul linen. Shal. Well conceited, Davy. About thy busi ness, Davy. Davy. I beseech you, sir, to countenance William Visor of Wincot against Clement Perkes of the hill. Shal. There are many complaints, Davy, against that Visor: that Visor is an arrant knave, on my knowledge. Davy. I grant your worship, that he is a knave, sir; but yet, God forbid, sir, but a knave should have some countenance at his friend's request. An honest man, sir, is able to speak for himself, when a knave is not. I have served your worship truly, sir, this eight years; and if I cannot once or twice in a quarter bear out a knave against an honest man, I have but a very little credit with your worship. The knave is mine honest friend, sir; therefore, I beseech your worship, let him be countenanced. Shal. Go to; I say, he shall have no wrong. Look about, Davy.-[Exit DAVY.] Where are you, sir John? Come, come, come; off with your boots. Give me your hand, master Bardolph. Bard. I am glad to see your worship. Shal. I thank thee with all my heart, kind master Bardolph.-And welcome, my tall fellow.-[To the Page.] Come, sir John. [Exit SHALLOW. Fal. I'll follow you, good master Robert Shallow. Bardolph, look to our horses.-[Exeunt BARDOLPH, and Page.] If I were sawed into quantities, I should make four dozen of such bearded hermit's staves as master Shallow. It is a wonderful thing, to see the semblable coherence of his men's spirits and his: they, by observing him, do bear themselves like foolish justices; he, by conversing with them, is turned into a justice-like serving man. Their spirits are so married in conjunction with the participation of society, that they flock together in consent, like so many wild geese. If I had a suit to master Shallow, I would humour his men with the imputation of being near their master: if to his uen, I would curry with master Shallow, that no man could better command his servants. It is certain, that either wise bearing, or ignorant carriage, is caught, as men take diseases, one of another : therefore, let men take heed of their company. I will devise matter enough out of this Shallow, to keep prince Harry in continual laughter the wearing-out of six fashions, (which is four terms, or two actions,) and he shall laugh without intervallums. O! it is much, that a lie with a slight oath, and a jest with a sad brow, will do with a fellow that, never had the ache in his shoulders. O! you shall see him laugh, till his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up. Shal. [Within.] Sir John. Fal. I come, master Shallow: I come, master Shallow. [Exit FALSTAFF. SCENE II.-Westminster. An Apartment in the Palace. Enter WARWICK, and the Lord Chief Justice. War. How now, my lord chief justice! whither away? Ch. Just. How doth the king? War. Exceeding well: his cares are now all ended. Ch. Just. I hope, not dead. War. He's walk'd the way of nature, And to our purposes he lives no more. Ch. Just. I would, his majesty had call'd me with him: The service that I truly did his life, Hath left me open to all injuries. War. Indeed, I think the young king loves you not. Ch. Just. I know he doth not, and do arm myself, To welcome the condition of the time; Enter Prince JOHN, Prince HUMPHREY, CLA- Ch. Just. O God! I fear, all will be overturn'd. P. John. Good morrow, cousin Warwick, good morrow. P. Humph. Cla. Good morrow, cousin. P. John. We meet like men that had forgot to speak. War. We do remember; but our argument Is all too heavy to admit much talk. P. John. Well, peace be with him that hath made us heavy! Ch. Just. Peace be with us, lest we be heavier! P. Humph. O! good my lord, you have lost a friend, indeed; And I dare swear, you borrow not that face P. John. Though no man be assur'd what grace to find, You stand in coldest expectation : I am the sorrier; 'would, 'twere otherwise. Cla. Well, you must now speak sir John Falstaff fair, Which swims against your stream of quality. Led by th' impartial conduct of my soul; Enter King HENRY V. Ch. Just. Good morrow, and heaven save your majesty ! King. This new and gorgeous garment, majesty, But Harry Harry. Yet be sad, good brothers, P. John, &c. We hope no other from your majesty. most. King. You all look strangely on me;—and you How might a prince of my great hopes forget Ch. Just. I then did use the person of your father; The image of his power lay then in me: And did commit you. If the deed were ill, After this cold considerance, sentence me; King. You are right, justice; and you weigh this well. Therefore still bear the balance, and the sword; So shall I live to speak my father's words:- 66 That dares do justice on my proper son; Into the hands of justice."-You did commit me, Enter FALSTAFF, SHALLOW, SILENCE, BARDOLPH, the Page, and DAVY. Shal. Nay, you shall see mine orchard; where, in an arbour, we will eat a last year's pippin of my own graffing, with a dish of carraways, and so forth-come, cousin Silence ;-and then to bed. Fal. 'Fore God, you have here a goodly dwelling, and a rich. Shal. Barren, barren, barren; beggars all, beggars all, sir John :-marry, good air.-Spread, Davy; spread, Davy; well said, Davy. Fal. This Davy serves you for good uses: he is your serving-man, and your husband. Sil. Ah, sirrah! quoth-a,-we shall [Singing. And ever among so merrily. Fal. There's a merry heart!-Good master Silence, I'll give you a health for that anon. Shal. Give master Bardolph some wine, Davy. Davy. Sweet sir, sit; I'll be with you anon:most sweet sir, sit.-Master Page, good master page, sit: proface! What you want in meat. we'll have in drink. But you must bear the heart's all. [Exit. Shal. Be merry, master Bardolph;-and my little soldier there, be merry. Sil. [Singing.] merry, my wife has all; For women are shrews, both short and tall: 'Tis merry in hall, when beards wag all, And welcome merry Be merry, be merry, &c. shrove-tide. A cup of wine, that's brisk and fine, And a merry heart live long-a. Fal. Well said, master Silence. Sil. An we shall be merry, now comes in the sweet of the night. Fal. Health and long life to you, master Silence. Sil. Fill the cup, and let it come; I'll pledge you a mile to the bottom. Shal. Honest Bardolph, welcome: if thou wantest any thing, and wilt not call, beshrew thy heart. Welcome, my little tiny thief; and welcome, indeed, too. I'll drink to master Bardolph, and to all the cavalieros about London. Davy. I hope to see London once ere I die. Bard. An I might see you there, Davy,Shal. By the mass, you'll crack a quart together. Ha! will you not, master Bardolph ? Bard. Yea, sir, in a pottle pot. Shal. By God's leggins I thank thee.—The knave will stick by thee, I can assure thee that: he will not out; he is true bred. Shal. A good varlet, a good varlet, a very good varlet, sir John.-By the mass, I have drunk too much sack at supper:-A good varlet. Now sit down, now sit down.-Come, cousin. Sil. And dub me knight: Samingo. Is't not so? Puff in thy teeth, most recreant coward base!- And golden times, and happy news of price. Fal. I pr'ythee now, deliver them like a man of this world. Pist. A foutra for the world, and worldlings base! I speak of Africa, and golden joys. Fal. O base Assyrian knight! what is thy news? Let king Cophetua know the truth thereof. Sil. [Sings.] And Robin Hood, Scarlet, and John. Pist. Shall dunghill curs confront the Helicons? And shall good news be baffled? Then, Pistol, lay thy head in Furies' lap. MEWET Shal. Honest gentleman, I know not your breeding. Pist. Why then, lament therefore. Shal. Give me pardon, sir:-if, sir, you come with news from the court, I take it, there is but two ways, either to utter them, or to conceal them. I am, sir, under the king, in some authority. Pist. Under which king, Bezonian? speak, or die. |