A POETICAI. COLUMN. IN HONOUR OF MR. SIMPSON, M.C. 'We are sorry to learn that our old friend Simpson, the Master of the Ceremonies at Vauxhall Gardens for so many years, whose eccentricities have caused so much merriment to the public, and whose harmless habits and character have acquired for him, through a long life, the esteem of many, and, we believe, the dislike of none, died on Christmas Day. We have so often noticed his peculiarities in light paragraphs that we feel it but justice, in taking leave of him for ever, to add that his peculiarities were only such as good-nature and urbanity carried to an extreme might commit; and that, though they might have exposed him, as they often did expose him, to laughter, they did not, and could not, produce any worse feeling with respect to him than those which arose from a mixture of hilarity and kindness. But the joke has passed away, and the last impression made by poor Simpson is one of regret.'-Morning Herald. AND he is gone! Then grieve Vauxhall ! The clouds of black misfortune fall; Weep, oh ye singers, Weep, waiters, lamplighters, and all And call bell-ringers. T Mourn, ye musicians, grave and gay ; Be mute, or but a requiem play ; Put out the light; let no one pay, And oh lament, good Mr. Gye ; Through each bare tree— Thus mourn the 'Royal property' Its lost M.C. Your brightest lamp's gone out to-night, Your hock is hot, your port is white, Your horns are cracked, your fiddles squeak, Your gallery-floor begins to creak, Your tight-rope loosens ; Your fête's proclaimed in each critique Your gayest path is chill and drear, Ev'n summer's self is winter here- And every dewdrop seems a tear, So he is mourned, the X-M.C. In air, voice, feature! The prince of pure Politeness he, Poor Simpson! though the fêtes were flat, And still he only touched his hat Through all the crowd; He understood not 'tit for tat'— To boors he bowed! Filled with good-nature to the brim, Sweet approbation, Folks thought a reprimand from him If vulgar brawlers in the throng Annoyed the guests or spoiled the song, His hint that they indeed were wrong' Was so polite, They muttered, as they moved along, 'Who would be right?' Alas! when Death, the common foe, Knocks at the door of Man & Co., Coolly inviting us to go Though void of use, How apt we are to answer 'No,' And make excuse. But Simpson-not of such was he; When Death approached the kind M.C., And summoned him, 'midst Christmas glee, To yield his treasure, He answered-Eminent Sir, great D., I come, with pleasure.' Now to a Vauxhall grander far, Across the Styx a boat, a car— And Simpson's in it. He lands-and is elected there And ghosts illustrious, spectres rare, The smile, the bow, the glance to share The shadow of a cane bears he, Through ceaseless summers; And welcomes to the Property King Death's new comers. |