My friend made me welcome, but struck me quite dumb With tidings that Johnson and Burke would not come: "For I knew it," he cried; "both eternally fail, The one with his speeches and t'other with Thrale : They're both of them merry, and authors like you. At the top a fried liver and bacon were seen, But what vex'd me most, was that d-n'd Scottish rogue, Pray, a slice of your liver; though, may I be curst, "The tripe!" quoth the Jew, with his chocolate cheek, "I could dine on this tripe seven days in the week: I like these here dinners so pretty and small; But your friend there, the doctor, eats nothing at all." Oh, oh!" quoth my friend, "he 'll come on in a trico, He's keeping a corner for something that 's nice : There's a pasty' "A pasty!" repeated the Jew; "I don't care if I keep a corner for 't too." "What the de'il, mon, a pasty!" re-echo'd the Scot; Though splitting, I'll still keep a corner for thot." “We'll all keep a corner," the lady cried out; "We'll all keep a corner," was echo'd about. While thus we resolv'd, and the pasty delay'd, Wak'd Priam in drawing his curtains by night. But we quickly found out, for who could mistake her? - At least, it's your temper, as very well known, (1) Lord Clare's nephew. (3) A passage in the love-letters of the then Duke of Cumberland (George the Third's brother) to Lady Grosvenor, which were making a great noise at the time. WOLCOT. (PETER PINDAR.) BORN, 1738-DIED, 1819. WOLCOT was successively a clergyman, a physician, a pensioner on the booksellers, and, it is said, on government. He had a taste for painting; introduced his countryman Opie to the world; and lived to a hale old age, mirthful to the last in spite of blindness. He was a genuine man of his sort, though his sort was not of a very dignified species. There does not seem to have been any real malice in him. He had not the petty spite and peevishness of his antagonist Gifford; nor, like him, could have constituted himself a snarler against his betters for the pay of greatness. He attacked greatness itself, because he thought it could afford the joke; and he dared to express sympathies with the poor and outcast. His serious poems, however, are nothing but common-places about Delias and the Muse. Nor have his comic ones the grace and perfection which a sense of the serious only can bestow. Wolcot had an eye for little that was grave in life, except the facemakings of absurdity and pretension; but these he could mimic admirably, putting on at one and the same time their most nonchalant and matter-of-course airs, while he fetched out into his countenance the secret nonsense. He echoes their words, with some little comment of approval, or change in their position; some classical inversion, or exaltation, which exposes the pretension in the very act of admitting it, and has an irresistibly ludicrous effect. But these points have been noticed in the Introductory Essay. Peter wrote a good deal of trash, even in his humorous pieces for they were composed, like the razors in one of his stories, "to sell." But his best things are surpassed by no banter in the language. I am sorry its coarseness prevents my repeating the story of the Pilgrims and the Peas; the same objection applies to passages of the Lousiad; and there are circumstances in the history of George the Third, which would render it unbecoming to extract even the once-harmless account of his Majesty's Visit to Whitbread's Brewhouse. I have therefore confined myself to Pindar's other very best thing,-his versification of passages in Boswell and Thrale,-masterly for its facility and straightforwardness, which doubles the effect of the occasional mock-heroic inversions. To compare great things with small, and show that I commend nothing strongly which has not had a strong effect on myself, I can say, that Lear does not more surely move me to tears, or Spenser charm me, than I am thrown into fits of laughter when I hear these rhyming Johnsoniana. I can hardly, now this moment, while writing about them, and glancing at the copy which lies before me, help laughing to myself in private. This is not a good preface to a joke: but, if anybody can afford it, I think it is Peter. CONVERSATION ON JOHNSON, BY MRS. PIOZZI (THRALE) AND MR. BOSWELL. Madame Piozzi.-Dear Doctor Johnson was in size an ox, And from his Uncle Andrew learn'd to box, A man to wrestlers and to bruisers dear, By jumping gentry, call'd Cornelius Ford; Who jump'd in boots, which jumpers never choose, Bozzy.-When Foote his leg, by some misfortune, broke, Says I to Johnson, all by way of joke, 66 Sam, sir, in paragraph will soon be clever, And take off Peter better now than ever." On which, says Johnson, without hesitaton, 66 George will rejoice at Foote's depeditation.” On which, says I, a penetrating elf! "Doctor, I'm sure you coin'd that word yourself.” "And yet, of all the words I've coin'd," says he, 66 My Dictionary, sir, contains but three." Mad. Piozzi.-The Doctor said, "In literary matters, A Frenchman goes not deep-he only smatters; Bozzy.-In grave procession to St. Leonard's College, |