In guid time comes an antidote Fast, fast, that day. Wee Miller, niest, the guard relieves, An' Orthodoxy raibles, Tho' in his heart he weel believes, An' thinks it auld wives' fables: Like hafflins-wise o'ercomes him At times that day. Now, but an' ben, the change-house fills, Wi' yill-caup commentators: Here's crying out for bakes an' gills, An' there the pint-stowp clatters; While thick an' thrang, an' loud an' lang, Wi' logic, an' wi' Scripture, They raise a din, that in the end Is like to breed a rupture O' wrath that day. Leeze me on Drink! it gi'es us mair It never fails, on drinkin' deep, To kittle up our notion By night or day. The lads an' lasses, blythely bent On this ane's dress, an' that ane's leuk, While some are cozie i' the neuk, An' formin' assignations To meet some day. But now the Lord's ain trumpet touts, An' echoes back-return the shouts ; His piercing words, like Highlan' swords, His talk o' Hell, whare devils dwell, Our vera "6 sauls does harrow" Wi' fright that day! A vast, unbottom'd, boundless pit, The half-asleep start up wi' fear, Asleep that day. 'Twad be owre lang a tale to tell An' how they crowded to the yill, How drink gaed round, in cogs an' caups, An' cheese an' bread, frae women's laps, Was dealt about in lunches, An' dawds that day. In comes a gaucie, gash guidwife, An' sits down by the fire, Syne draws her kebbuck an' her knife; The auld guidmen, about the grace, Fu' lang that day. Waesucks! for him that gets nae lass, On sic a day! Now clinkumbell, wi' rattling tow, Begins to jow an' croon; Some swagger hame, the best they dow, Some wait the afternoon. At slaps the billies halt a blink, Till lasses strip their shoon: Wi' faith an' hope, an' love an' drink, They're a' in famous tune For crack that day. How monie hearts this day converts O' sinners and o' lasses ! Their hearts o' stane, gin night, are gane As saft as ony flesh is. There's some are fou o' love divine, There's some are fou o' brandy; An' monie jobs that day begin, May end in houghmagandie Some ither day. SOM Death and Doctor Hornbook A True Story COME books are lies frae end to end, Ev'n ministers, they hae been kenn'd, In holy rapture, A rousing whid, at times, to vend, And nail't wi' Scripture. But this that I am gaun to tell, Or Dublin city: That e'er he nearer comes oursel 'S a muckle pity. The clachan yill had made me canty, I wasna fou, but just had plenty; I stacher'd whyles, but yet took tent aye To free the ditches; An' hillocks, stanes, an' bushes, kenn'd aye Frae ghaists an' witches. The rising moon began to glowr But whether she had three or four, I was come round about the hill, To keep me sicker; I there wi' Something did forgather, Clear-dangling, hang: A three-taed leister on the ither Lay, large an' lang. Its stature seem'd lang Scotch ells twa, The queerest shape that e'er I saw, For fient a wame it had ava, And then its shanks, As cheeks o' branks. They were as thin, as sharp an' sma' "Guid-een," quo' I; "Friend! hae ye been mawin' When ither folk are busy sawin'?" It seem'd to mak a kind o' stan', But naething spak; At length, says I, "Friend, whare ye gaun, Will ye go back?" It spak right howe-"My name is Death, But be na fley'd."-Quoth I, "Guid faith, Ye're maybe come to stap my breath; But tent me, billie: I red ye weel, tak care o' skaith, See, there's a gully!" "" Guidman," quo' he, "put up your whittle, I'm no design'd to try its mettle; But if I did, I wad be kittle To be mislear'd, Out-owre my beard." I wad na mind it, no that spittle "Weel, weel!" says I, "a bargain be't; Come, gies your hand, an' sae we're gree't; |