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Leon. By my troth, niece, thou wilt never get thee a husband, if thou be so shrewd of thy tongue.
Ant. In faith, she is too curst.
Beat. Too curst is more than curst: I shall lessen God's sending that way: for it is said, God sends a curst cow short horns ; but to a cow too curst he sends none.
Leon. So, by being too curst, God will send you no horns.
Beat. Just, if he send me no husband; for the which blessing, I am at him upon my knees every morning and evening: Lord! I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face; I had rather lie in the woollen.
Leon. You may light upon a husband, that hath no beard.
Beat. What should I do with him? dress him in my apparel, and make him my waiting gentlewoman? He that hath a beard, is more than a youth ; and he that hath no beard, is less than a man: and he that is more than a youth, is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him: Therefore I will even take sixpence in earnest of the bear-herd, and lead his apes into hell.
Leon. Well then, go you into hell ?
Beat. No; but to the gate; and there will the devil meet me, like an old cuckold, with horns on his head, and say, Get you to heaven, Beatrice, get you to heaven; here's no place for you maids : so deliver I up my apes, and away to Saint Peter for the heavens; he shows me where the bachelors sit, and there live we as merry as the day is long.
Ant. Well, niece, [To Hero.] I trust, you will be ruled by your father.
4- in the woollen.] I suppose she means-between blankets, without sheets. STEEVENS.
Beat. Yes, faith ; it is my cousin's duty to make courtesy, and say, Father, as it please you :-but yet for all that, cousin, let him be a handsome fellow, or else make another courtesy, and say, Father, as it please me.
Leon. Well, niece, I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband.
Beat. Not till God make men of some other metal than earth. Would it not grieve a woman to be over-mastered with a piece of valiant dust? to make an account of her life to a clod of wayward marl? No, uncle, I'll none: Adam's sons are my brethren ; and truly, I hold it a sin to match in my kindred.
Leon. Daughter, remember, what I told you ; if the prince do solicit you in that kind, you know your answer,
Beat. The fault will be in the musick, cousin, if you be not woo'd in good time : if the prince be too important, tell him, there is measure in every thing, and so dance out the answer. For hear me, Hero; Wooing, wedding, and repenting, is as a Scotch jig, a measure, and a cinque-pace: the first suit is hot and hasty, like a Scotch jig, and full as fantastical; the wedding, mannerly-modest, as a measure full of state and ancientry; and then comes repentance, and, with his bad legs, falls into the cinque-pace faster and faster, till he sink into his grave.
Leon. Cousin, you apprehend passing shrewdly.
Beat. I have a good eye, uncle; I can see a church by day-light.
Leon. The revellers are entering ; brother, make good room.
too impond so dance out
and repenting, the first
Enter Don PEDRO, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, BALTHA
ZAR; Don JOHN, BORACHIO, MARGARET, UR-
D. Pedro. Lady, will you walk about with your friend ?
Hero. So you walk softly, and look sweetly, and say nothing, I am yours for the walk; and, espe. cially, when I walk away.
D. Pedro. With me in your company?
Hero. When I like your favour; for God defend, the lute should be like the case!
D. Pedro. My visor is Philemon's roof; within the house is Jove.
Hero. Why, then your visor should be thatch'd.
[Takes her aside. Bene. Well, I would you did like me.
Marg. So would not i, for your own sake; for I have many ill qualities.
Bene. Which is one ?
Bene. I love you the better; the hearers may cry, Amen.
Marg. God match me with a good dancer !
Marg. And God keep him out of my sight, when the dance is done !—Answer, clerk.
Balth. No more words; the clerk is answered.
Urs. I know you well enough; you are signior Antonio.
Ant. At a word, I am not.
6 your friend?] Friend, in our author's time, was the common term for a lover, and applicable to both sexes.
Urs. I know you by the waggling of your head. Ant. To tell you true, I counterfeit him.
Urs. You could never do him so ill-well, unless you were the very man: Here's his dry hand up and down; you are he, you are he.
Ant. At a word, I am not.
Urs. Come, come; do you think I do not know you by your excellent wit? Can virtue hide itself? Go to, mum, you are he: graces will appear, and there's an end.
Beat, Will you not tell me who told you so?
Beat. That I was disdainful,--and that I had my good wit out of the Hundred merry Tales;&_Well, this was signior Benedick that said so.
Bene. What's he?
Beat. Why, he is the prince's jester : a very dull fool ; only his gift is in devising impossible slanders : none but libertines delight in him; and the commendation is not in his wit, but in his villainy; for he both pleaseth men, and angers them, and then they laugh at him, and beat him: I am sure, he is in the fleet; I would he had boarded me.
Bene. When I know the gentleman, I'll tell him what you say.
Beat. Do, do: he'll but break a comparison or two on me; which, peradventure, not marked, or not laughed at, strikes him into melancholy; and
- his dry hand-) A dry hand was anciently regarded as the sign of a cold constitution.
8 Hundred merry Tales;] Perhaps Boccace's Decameron.
then there's a partridge' wing saved, for the fool will eat no supper that night. [Musick within.] We must follow the leaders.
Bene. In every good thing.
Beat. Nay, if they lead to any ill, I will leave them at the next turning.
Dance. Then exeunt all but Don John,
BORACHIO, and CLAUDIO. D, John. Sure, my brother is amorous on Hero, and hath withdrawn her father to break with him about it: The ladies follow her, and but one visor remains.
Bora. And that is Claudio: I know him by his bearing.'
D. John. Are not you signior Benedick ?
D. John. Signior, you are very near my brother in his love: he is enamoured on Hero; I pray you, dissuade him from her, she is no equal for his birth: you may do the part of an honest man in it.
Claud. How know you he loves her?
Bora. So did I too; and he swore he would marry her to-night. D. John. Come, let us to the banquet.
Exeunt Don John and BORACHIO. Claud. Thus answer I in name of Benedick, But hear these ill news with the ears of Claudio. 'Tis certain so ;-the prince wooes for himself. Friendship is constant in all other things, Save in the office and affairs of lore: Therefore, all hearts in love use their own tongues ; Let every eye negotiate for itself, And trust no agent: for beauty is a witch, Against whose charms faith melteth into blood.
ima his bearing.) i. c. his carriage, bis demeanor.