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Shal. Ay, there's the point, sir.
Eva. Marry, is it; the very point of it; to mistress Anne Page.
Slen. Why, if it be so, I will marry her, upon any reasonable demands.
Eva. But can you affection the 'oman? Let us command to know that of your mouth, or of your lips; for divers philosophers hold, that the lips is parcel of the mouth ;-Therefore, precisely, can you carry your good will to the maid ?
Shal. Cousin Abraham Slender, can you love her ?
Slen. I hope, sir,-I will do, as it shall become one that would do reason.
Eva. Nay, Got's lords and his ladies, you must speak possitable, if you can carry her your desires towards her.
Shal. That you must: Will you, upon good dowry,
marry her ?
Slen. I will do a greater thing than that, upon your request, cousin, in any reason.
Shal. Nay, conceive me, conceive me, sweet coz; what I do, is to pleasure you, coz: Can you love the maid?
Slen. I will marry her, sir, at your request; but if there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married, and have more occasion to know one another: I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt: but if you say, marry her, I will marry her, that I am freely dissolved, and dissolutely.
Eva. It is a fery discretion answer ; save, the faul' is in the 'ort dissolutely: the 'ort is, according to our meaning, resolutely ;-his meaning is good.
Shal. Ay, I think my cousin meant well.
Re-enter ANNE PAGE.
Shal. Here comes fair mistress Anne:-Would I were young, for your sake, mistress Anne !
Anne. The dinner is on the table; my father desires your worships' company.
Shal. I will wait on him, fair mistress Anne.
[Exeunt Shallow and Sir H. Evans. Anne. Will't please your worship to come in, sir? Slen. No, I thank you, forsooth, heartily; I am
Anne. The dinner attends you,
sir. Slen. I am not a-hungry, I thank you, forsooth :Go, sirrah, for all you are my man, go, wait upon my cousin Shallow: [Exit Simple.] A justice of peace sometime may be beholden to his friend for a man :I keep but three men and a boy yet, till my mother be dead : But what though? yet I live like a poor gentleman born.
Anne. I may not go in without your worship: they will not sit, till you come.
Slen. I'faith, I'll eat nothing; I thank you as much as though I did.
Anne. I pray you, sir, walk in.
Slen. I had rather walk here, I thank you : I bruis’d my shin the other day with playing at sword and dagger with a master of fence, three veneys 19 for a dish of stew'd prunes; and, by my troth, I cannot abide the smell of hot meat since. Why do your dogs bark SO? be there bears i' the town?
Anne. I think, there are, sir ; I heard them talk'd of.
Slen. I love the sport well; but I shall as soon quarrel at it, as any man in England :-You are afraid, if you see the bear loose, are you not ?
Anne. Ay, indeed, sir.
Slen. That's meat and drink to me now: I have seen Sackerson 20 loose, twenty times; and have taken him by the chain: but, I warrant you, the women have so cried and shriek'd at it, that it passid 21 :- but women, indeed, cannot abide 'em; they are very illfavour'd rough things.
Page. Come, gentle master Slender, come; we stay for you.
Slen. I'll eat nothing; I thank you, sir.
Page. By cock and pye, you shall not choose, sir : come, come.
Slen. Nay, pray you, lead the way.
first. Anne. Not I, sir ; pray you, keep on.
Slen. Truly, I will not go first; truly, la: I will not do
that wrong VOL. II.
Anne. I pray you, sir.
Slen. I'll rather be unmannerly, than troublesome: you do yourself wrong, indeed, la.
Enter Sir Hugh Evans and SIMPLE. Eva. Go your ways, and ask of Doctor Caius' house, which is the way: and there dwells one mistress Quickly, which is in the manner of his nurse, or his dry nurse, or his cook, or his laundry, his washer, and his wringer.
Sim. Well, sir.
Eva. Nay, it is petter yet : give her this letter; for it is a 'oman that altogether's acquaintance with mistress Anne Page ; and the letter is, to desire and require her to solicit your master's desires to mistress Anne Page : I pray you, be gone; I will make an end of my dinner; there's pippins and cheese to come.
A Room in the Garter Inn.
Enter FALSTAFF, Host, BARDOLPH, Nym, Pistol,
and ROBIN. Fal. Mine host of the Garter,
Host. What says my bully-rook? Speak schollarly, and wisely.
Fal. Truly, mine host, I must turn away some of my followers.
Host. Discard, bully Hercules ; cashier : let them wag ; trot, trot.
Fal. I sit at ten pounds a week.
Host. Thou’rt an emperor, Cæsar, Keisar 22, and Pheezar 29. I will entertain Bardolph ; he shall draw, he shall tap: said I well, bully Hector ?
Fal. Do so, good mine host.
Host. I have spoke; let him follow : Let me see thee froth, and lime 24 : I am at a word ; follow.
[Exit Host. Fal. Bardolph, follow him; a tapster is a good trade : An old cloak makes a new jerkin; a withered servingman, a fresh tapster: Go; adieu. Bard. It is a life that I have desired; I will thrive.
[Erit Bard, Pist. O base Gongarian 25 wight! wilt thou the spigot wield?
Nym. He was gotten in drink : Is not the humour conceited ? His mind is not heroick, and there's the humour of it.
Fal. I am glad, I am so quit of this tinderbox; his thefts were too open : his filching was like an unskilful singer, he kept not time.
Nym. The good humour is, to steal at a minute's rest.
Pist. Convey, the wise it call : Steal! foh ; a fico 26 for the phrase !