Ah, do not tear away thyself from me! As take from me thyself and not me too. I know thou canst; and therefore see thou do it. I am possess'd with an adulterate blot; My blood is mingled with the crime of lust: I do digest the poison of thy flesh, Being strumpeted by thy contagion. Keep then fair league and truce with thy true bed; I live unstain'd, thou undishonoured. 730 140 Antipholus of S. Plead you to me, fair dame? I know you not. In Ephesus I am but two hours old, As strange unto your town as to your talk; Who, every word by all my wit being scann'd, Want wit in all one word to understand. 150 Luciana. Fie, brother! how the world is chang'd with you! When were you wont to use my sister thus? She sent for you by Dromio home to dinner. Antipholus of S. By Dromio? Dromio of S. By me? Adriana. By thee; and this thou didst return from him,— That he did buffet thee, and in his blows Antipholus of S. Did you converse, sir, with this gentle woman? What is the course and drift of your compact? Dromio of S. I, sir? I never saw her till this time. 160 Antipholus of S. Villain, thou liest; for even her very words Didst thou deliver to me on the mart. Dromio of S. I never spake with her in all my life. Antipholus of S. How can she thus then call us by our names, Unless it be by inspiration. Adriana. How ill agrees it with your gravity Who, all for want of pruning, with intrusion Infect thy sap and live on thy confusion. 170 Antipholus of S. To me she speaks; she moves me for her theme! What, was I married to her in my dream? Or sleep I now, and think I hear all this? What error drives our eyes and ears amiss? I'll entertain the offer'd fallacy. Luciana. Dromio, go bid the servants spread for dinner. Dromio of S. O, for my beads! I cross me for a sinner. 180 190 This is the fairy land: O spite of spites! Dromio of S. No, I am an ape. Luciana. If thou art chang'd to aught, 't is to an ass. Dromio of S. 'T is true; she rides me and I long for grass. 'Tis so, I am an ass; else it could never be But I should know her as well as she knows me. Adriana. Come, come, no longer will I be a fool, To put the finger in the eye and weep, Whilst man and master laughs my woes to scorn. Say he dines forth and let no creature enter. Come, sister.-Dromio, play the porter well. Antipholus of S. Am I in earth, in heaven, or in hell? Known unto these, and to myself disguis'd! And in this mist at all adventures go. 200 210 Dromio of S. Master, shall I be porter at the gate? Adriana. Ay; and let none enter, lest I break your pate. Luciana. Come, come, Antipholus, we dine too late. [Exeunt. SCENE I. Before the House of Antipholus of Ephesus. Enter ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS, DROMIO OF EPHESUS, ANGELO, and BALTHAZAR. Antipholus of E. Good Signior Angelo, you must excuse us all; My wife is shrewish when I keep not hours. And that I did deny my wife and house. Thou drunkard, thou, what didst thou mean by this? 10 Dromio of E. Say what you will, sir, but I know what I know; That you beat me at the mart, I have your hand to show. If the skin were parchment and the blows you gave were ink, Antipholus of E. I think thou art an ass. Marry, so it doth appear By the wrongs I suffer and the blows I bear. I should kick, being kick'd; and, being at that pass, our cheer 20 May answer my good will and your good welcome here. Balthazar. I hold your dainties cheap, sir, and your welcome dear. Antipholus of E. O, Signior Balthazar, either at flesh or fish, A table full of welcome makes scarce one dainty dish. Balthazar. Good meat, sir, is common; that every churl affords. Antipholus of E. And welcome more common; for that's nothing but words. Balthazar. Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. Antipholus of E. Ay, to a niggardly host and more sparing guest. But though my cates be mean, take them in good part; 30 Dromio of S. [Within] Mome, malt - horse, capon, coxcomb, idiot, patch! Either get thee from the door or sit down at the hatch. store, When one is one too many? Go get thee from the door. Dromio of E. What patch is made our porter? My master stays in the street. |