Neph. But why, uncle? Why? Neph. Because I fell in love. Scrooge (contemptuously). Because you fell in love!Good-afternoon! Neph. Nay, uncle, but you never came to see me before that happened. Why give it as a reason for not coming now? Scrooge. Good-afternoon! Neph. I want nothing from you; I ask nothing of you; why cannot we be friends? Scrooge. Good-afternoon! Neph. I am sorry, with all my heart, to find you so resolute. We have never had any quarrel to which I have been a party. But I have made the trial in homage to Christmas, and I'll keep my Christmas humor to the last. So, A Merry Christmas, uncle! Scrooge. Good-afternoon! Neph. And A Happy New Year! Scrooge. Good-afternoon! [Exit Nephew.] Charles Dickens, LESSON 124. THE GRACES AND ANXIETIES OF PIG-DRIVING. HE title is a little startling; but "style and senti. THE ment," as a lady said, " can do anything." Remember, then, gentle reader, that talents are not to be despised in the humblest walks of life; we will add, nor in the muddiest. 2. The other day we happened to be among a set of spectators who could not help stopping to admire the patience and address with which a pig-driver huddled and cherished onward his drove of unaccommodating élèves down a street in the suburbs. He was a born genius for manoeuvre. Had he originated in a higher sphere, he would have been a general or a stage-manager, or, at least, the head of a set of monks. 3. Conflicting interests were his forte; pig-headed wills, and proceedings hopeless. To see the hand with which he did it! How hovering, yet firm! how encouraging, yet compelling! how indicative of the space on each side of him, and yet of the line before him! how general! how particular! how perfect! No barber's could quiver about a head with more lightness of apprehension, no cook's pat up and proportion the side of a pasty with a more final eye. 4. "The whales," quoth old Chapman, speaking of Neptune, "The whales exulted under him, and knew their mighty king." The pigs did not exult, but they knew their king. Unwilling was their subjection, but "more in sorrow than in anger." They were too far gone for rage. Their case was hopeless. They did not see why they should proceed, but they felt themselves bound to do so- forced, conglomerated, crowded onwards, irresistibly impelled by fate and Jenkins. 5. Often they would have bolted under any other master. They squeaked and grunted, as in ordinary; they sidled, they shuffled, they half-stopped; they turned an eye to all the little outlets of escape; but in vain. There they stuck,- for their very progress was a sort of sticking, charmed into the centre of his sphere of action; laying their heads together, but to no purpose; looking all as if they were shrugging their shoulders, and eschewing the tip-end of the whip of office. Much eye had they to their left leg; shrewd backward glances; not a little anticipative squeak, and sudden rush of avoidance. Élèves is pronounced ā-lāvz. 6. It was a superfluous clutter, and they felt it; but a pig finds it more difficult than any other animal to accommodate himself to circumstances. Being out of his pale, he is in the highest state of wonderment and inaptitude. He is sluggish, obstinate, opinionate; not very social; has no desire of seeing foreign parts. Think of him in a multitude, forced to travel, and wondering what the mischief it is that drives him! Judge by this of the talents of his driver. in 7. We beheld a man once an inferior genius ducting a pig into the other end of Long Lane, Smithfield.. He had got him thus far towards the market. It was much. His air announced success in nine parts out of ten, and hope for the remainder. It had been a happy morning's work; he had only to look for the termination of it; and he looked, as a critic of an exalted turn of mind would say, in brightness and in joy. Then would he go to the public-house, and indulge in porter and a pleasing security. 8. Perhaps he would not say much at first, being oppressed with the greatness of his success; but, by degrees, especially if interrogated, he would open, like Æneas, into all the circumstances of his journey, and the perils that beset him. Profound would be his set-out; full of tremor his middle course, high and skilful his progress; glorious, though with a quickened pulse, his triumphant entry. Delicate had been his situation in Ducking-pond Row, masterly his turn at Bell Alley. 9. We saw him with the radiance of some such thought on his countenance. He was just entering Long Lane. A gravity came upon him as he steered his touchy convoy into this his last thoroughfare. A dog moved him into a little agitation, darting along, but he resumed his course, not without a happy trepidation, hovering as he was on the borders of triumph. 10. The pig still required care. It was evidently a pig with all the peculiar turn of mind of his species—a fellow that would not move faster than he could help, irritable, retrospective, picking objections, and prone to boggle-a chap with a tendency to take every path but the proper one, and with a sidelong tact for alleys. He bolts! He's off! Evasit! Erupit ! 11. "Oh," exclaimed the man, dashing his hand against his head, lifting his knee in agony, and screaming with all the weight of a prophecy which the spectators felt to be too true, "he'll go up all manner of streets!” Poor fellow! we think of him now, sometimes, driving up Duke Street, and not to be comforted in Barbican. Leigh Hunt. Q LESSON 125. A SONG FROM THE SUDS. UEEN of my tub, I merrily sing, While the white foam rises high; And sturdily wash, and rinse, and wring, Then out in the free fresh air they swing, 2. I wish we could wash from our hearts and souls And let water and air by their magic make Then on earth there would be indeed A glorious washing-day! 3. Along the path of a useful life The busy mind has no time to think And anxious thoughts may be swept away, 4. I am glad a task to me is given, To labor at, day by day; For it brings me health, and strength, and hope, And I cheerfully learn to say, "Head, you may think; Heart, you may feel, But, Hand, you shall work alway." Louisa M. Alcott. LESSON 126. WAR-SONG. FREEDOM calls you! Quick! be ready, Rouse ye in the name of God! 2. Grasp the sword!— its edge is keen; Seize the gun! its ball is true: Sweep your land from tyrant clean,— 3. Freedom calls you! Quick! be ready,- On! and let the watchwords be, Country, home, and liberty! James G. Percival. |