bridge, and fat up very late, after obferving that he was to go the next morning to Eastbourne, to ride a race for his uncle, bluntly exclaimed, "If my uncle wants me to ride his race, he must get fomebody elfe." AN IRISH AUCTION BILL TO be fold by public cant, In a worm-eaten frame- A jug with one ear, Not certain it can hear- An old copper kettle, For it never dare strike; You cannot fee the like With a thousand things befide, For convenience and pride, Full worthy of attention, Which at present we can't mention. C. W. BEAN FEAST. A FEW days ago, a Gentleman Tailor, celebrated for his literality, gave a rich treat to his men, at his occafional country refidence. It was called a Bean Feaft; Feaf; but, exclufive of the beans, the table literally groaned with bacon, cabbage, cucumbers, and, in hort, every delicacy that he knew would suit the palates of his guefts. At the head of the table fat a friend of the worthy tailor, a Brewer by profeffion, and felected for the purpose of feeing that each man did honour to the glafs that no person should be made a butt of-to check, as much as poffible, any unpleafant fermentation and, by the sparkling of his wit, to keep the converfation in a due medium between the flat and the frothy. At the bottom was feated an ttorney, fully qualified to commence actions against any perfon or perfons who fhould dare to affault even the ninth part of any man in company. The dinner feemed to hit the taste of all perfons, though one gentleman, whofe ftomach was not quite in condition, begged he might be indulged with not more than a thimble-full of brandy, by way of affifting digestion. Another immediately obferved, that it was fetting a good pattern; and as he felt fomething like a ftitch in his fide, he would, with permiffion, join him. Good humour was every where prevalent; the glafs circulated freely, and the greater part went fo far beyond their measure, that they became completely fewed up, and were unable to reach even the skirts of the town. that day. SONG. BY ANAOREON MOORE. FLY from the world, oh Beffy! to me, 1.'ll give up the world, oh Beffy! for thee; When your lip has met mine, in abandonment sweet, Have we felt as if virtue forbid it? Have we felt as if Heaven denied them to meet? That I wish all my errors were lodg'd on your lip, Then come to your lover, oh! fly to his fhed, And when o'er our pillow the tempeft is driven, I'll tell thee, it is not the chiding of Heaven, And oh! when we lie on our death-bed, my love, WH CANZONET. THE LADY WHO SWORE BY HER EYES. [From the Morning Herald.] HEN the girl of my heart is on perjury bent, The sweetest of oaths hides the falfest intent, And Sufpicion, abafh'd, from her company flies, When the fimiles like an angel-and fwears by her eyes: For in them fuch magic, fhe knows, is difplay'd, That a tear can convince, and a look can perfuade: And the thinks that I dare not, or cannot refuse To believe on their credit whate'er she may choose. But But I've learn'd from the painful experience of youth, Then, dear one, I'd rather, thrice rather believe Than that you" by your eyes" fhould fo wickedly fwear, EPIGRAM WORKS ON ******'s BECOMING A FATHER, WHOSE INTELLIGIBILITY. EY OLD NICK. -Opus-mirabile visu! HOR. NE lively production at length is our lot, ONE And ftrange, but moft true, head and tail it has got; Not flimfy and vain, here a body we find, And critics may fmile, yet it seems to have mind! ON A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY'S, WITHDRAWING FROM HER POCKET ALL INSTRUMENTS OF ATTRACTION DURING THE LATE STORM. CELIA, from lightning to fecure her life, Forth from her pocket draws th' attractive knife; Therefore in vain, my fair, this cautious action, For where is the foul that escapes It fpares neither aged nor young, It warms ev'ry thought of the foul, It The growth of bright genius it quickens; Gives warmth to the coldness of age, And health to the bofom that fickens. If fometimes the fource of much pain, And cur'd all the wounds that once smarted. Now, as for myself, I declare, The paffion I ne'er will let languish; For fweet are the fmiles of the fair, And their frowns are my torment and anguish. O those who have known well as I The value of love's facred pleasures, Find charms in the glance of an eye, Surpaffing the world's richest treafures. The |