Dramatis Perfonæ. DUKE of Milan, Father to Silvia. Valentine, the two Gentlemen Protheus, anthonio, Father to Protheus. Thurio, a foolish Rival to Valentine. Out-laws with Valentine. Speed, a clownish Servant to Valentine Julia, beloved of Protheus, Silvia, beloved of Valentine. Lecetta, Waiting-woman to julia. The SCENE Sometimes in Verona, and Sometimes in Milan. THE †THE Two GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. ACT I. SCENE I. VERON A. Enter Valentine and Protheus. VALENTINE. EASE to perfuade, my loving Protheus; wits; Wer't not affection chains thy tender days To the fweet glances of thy honour'd love, I rather would intreat thy company, To It is obfervable (I know not from what cause) that the S. le of this Comedy is lefs figurative, and more natural and unaffected than the greater Part of this Author's, though Suppos'd to be one of the first he wrote. To see the wonders of the world abroad, Pre. Wilt thou be gone? fweet Valentine, adieu; When thou doft meet good hap; and in thy danger, If ever danger do environ thee, Commend thy grievance to my holy prayer; for For I will be thy bead's-man, Valentine. With twenty watchful, weary, tedious nights. Pro. So by your circumstance you call me fool. Fal. So by your circumftance I fear you'll prove. Pro, Tislove you cavil at; I am not love. Val. Love is your mafter; for he masters you. And he that is fo yoked by a fool, Methinks fhould not be chronicled for wife. I'll pray for thee. • Pro. Val. That's on fome fhallow ftory of deep love, How young Leander crois'd the Hellefpont. Pro. That's a deep ftory of a deeper love; For he was more than over fhoes in love. Val. 'Tis true; for you are over boots in love, And yet you never fwom the Hellefpont. Pro. Over the boots? nay give me not the boots. Val. No I will not; for it boots thee not. Pro. What? Val. To be in love, et. Pro. Yet writers fay, as in the sweetest bud The eating canker dwells; fo eating love Inhabits in the fineft wits of all. Val. And writers fay, as the most forward bud Even fo by love the young and tender wit Once more adieu: my father at the road Pro. And thither will I bring thee, Valentine. And I likewife will vifit thee with mine. ttt SCENE II. Enter Speed. Speed. Sir Protheus, fave you; faw you my mafter? Pro. This whole Scene, like many others in thefe Plays, fome of which I believe were written by Shakespear, and others interpolated by the Players) is compos'd of the lowest and most trifling conceits, to be accounted for only from the gross taste of the age he liv'd in; Populo ut placerent. I wish I had authority to leave them out, but I have done all I could, fet a mark of reprobation upon them; throughout this edition. ttt Brother was a scholler! very hedge cantly boroved Pro. But now he parted hence t'embark for Milan Speed. You conclude that my mafter is a fhepherd then, and I a sheep? Pro. I do. Speed. Why then my horns are his horns, whether Pro. A filly anfwer, and fitting well a fheep. Pro. True, and thy mafter a fhepherd. Speed. Nay, that I can deny by a circumstance. Pro. It fhall go hard but I'll prove it by another. Speed. The fhepherd feeks the fheep, and not the fheep the fhepherd; but I feek my mafter, and my mafter feeks not me; therefore I am no fheep. Pro. The sheep for fodder follows the fhepherd, the fhepherd for food follows not the fheep; thou for wages followeft thy mafter, thy mafter for wages follows not thee; therefore thou art a fheep. Speed. Such another proof will make me cry Bad. thou letter to Pro. But doft thou hear? gavest my Julia? Speed. Ay, Sir; I, a loft mutton, gave your letter to her, a lac'd-mutton; and fhe, a lac'd-mutton, gave me, a loft-mutton, nothing for my labour. Pro. Here's too fmall à pafture for fuch ftore of muttons. Speed. If the ground be over-charg'd, you were best ftick her. Pro. Nay, in that you are aftray; 'twere beft pound you. Speed. Nay, Sir, lefs than a pound fhall ferve me for carrying your letter. Pro. You mistake: I mean the pound, a pin-fold. Speed. From a pound to a pin? fold it over and over, 'Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to your lover Pro. But what faid fhe? Speed. |