An' gar ye glowr out baith your een To see sae mony bosoms bare, An' sic huge puddins i' their hair, Yea, some wi' mutches that might scar I ne'er appear'd before in print, That you'd write mair; For sure your head-piece is a mint Sonse fa' me, gif I hadna 'lure 1 I cou'd command ilk muse as sure, To wait upo' me; Tho', poet-like, I'm but a poor Mid-Louthian Johnnie. Berwick, Aug. 31. [1772.2] J. S. 1 'I would not rather,' as in Ramsay: But I lure chuse in Highland glens SONGS, vol. ii. p. 250. 2 In every edition of Fergusson from Ruddiman's (1779: Part 11. or supplement to the Author's own, 1773) onward, tnis letter is dated erroneously 1773. It appeared in the Weekly Magazine' (Vol. xvii: pp. 3056) for September ôd, 1772: and the Poet's answer in the next Number, September 10th, 1772. See Life. ANSWER TO MR. J. S.'s EPISTLE. I TROW, my mettl'd Louden lathie, For whan in gude black print I saw thee I skirl❜d fou loud, "Oh wae befa' thee! "But thou'rt a daub." Awa', ye wylie fleetchin fallow! The rose shall grow like gowan yallow, As a' your butter'd words to swallow 1 Ye mak my Muse a dautit pet, Upo' her carritch, Eithly wad I be in your debt A pint o' parritch. At times whan she may lowse her pack, I'll grant that she can find a knack, To gar auld-warld wordies clack In hamespun rhime, While ilk ane at his billie's back Keeps gude Scots time. But she maun e'en be glad to jook, 1 Ramsay. Or blush as gin she had the yook Upo' her skin, Whan Ramsay' or whan Pennicuik 2 At morning ear, or late at e'en, Can challenge you and me frae preein' Heh lad! it wou'd be news indeed, Beyont Lusterrick; 3 4 And auld shanks nag wou'd tire, I dread, To pace to Berwick. You crack weel o' your lasses there, 1 Allan Ramsay. 2 There are two Pennicuiks both poets. 1st, Dr. Alexander Pennicuik, author of the Description of Tweedale' and of various racy poems. He was the friend of Ramsay,-died 1722. 2d, Alexander Pennicuik who in 1720 published Streams from Helicon,' and in 1726 Flowers from Parnassus.' He wrote also an Historical account of the Blue Blanket, or Craftsman's Banner.' None of these poets are at all such as to make Fergusson blush. 3 Restalrig, an ancient village about a mile east from the Old town of Edinburgh, occupying the lower part of the vale which stretches from the sea-shore to Holyrood-house. It is curious that the vulgar Lusterrick preserves the proper ancient name more nearly than the polite, namely, Lestalric. 4 The feet, to go on foot to Berwick. See Glossary in loc. Than ours they're nane mair fat and fair, Gin heaven shou'd gie the earth a drink, Gin ye war here, I'm sure you'd think It worth your notice, To see them dubbs and gutters jink Wi' kiltit coaties. And frae ilk corner o' the nation,' That at close-mou's tak' up their station The Lord deliver frae temptation A' honest fock! Thir queans are ay upo' the catch Ye canna eithly meet their match 'Tween you and me. For this gude sample o' your skill, By and attour a Highland gill Of aquavitæ ; The which to come and sock at will, I here invite ye. Tho' jillet Fortune scoul and quarrel, 1 See " Auld Reekie," Near some lamp post, wi' dowy face,' &c, As lang's I've two-pence i' the warl', To part a fadge or girdle farl Wi' Louthian Jockie. Farewell, my cock! Lang may you thrive, Weel happit in a cozy hive; And that your soul may never dive To Acheron, I'll wish as lang's I can subscrive ROB. FERGUSSON. BRAID CLAITH. [The poem of 'Braid Claith' expresses no doubt the touching experiences of the poet himself, as certainly it does of many similarly situated, who, conscious of genius, have nevertheless to endure, simply because they are "far in the shade, where poverty retires," "The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, That patient merit of the unworthy takes." HAMLET, Act III. Sc. 1. But Fergusson, as a poet, might have comforted himself out of his favourite Gay, "The Muses, contrary to all other Ladies, pay no distinction to dress, and never partially mistake the pertness of embroidery for wit, or the modesty of want for dulness."-The Beggar's Opera. Player in Introduction. Still, "hard is the poor poet's lot," for indeed the words of the same author are most true: If chance he mingles in the female crowd Pride tosses high her head, scorn laughs aloud And wonders at the impudence of want. C |