Slow in pursuit, but match'd in mouth like bells, Judge, when you hear. But,soft! what nymphs arethese? I wonder of their being here together. The. No doubt, they rose up early, to observe The. Go, bid the huntsmen wake them with their horns. Lys. My lord, I shall reply amazedly, I came with Hermia hither: our intent Was to be gone from Athens, where we might be Ege. Enough, enough! my lord, you have enough. I beg the law, the law, upon his head. They would have stol'n away; they would, Demetrius, You, of your wife, and me, of my consent, Dem. My lord, fair Helen told me of their stealth, Fair Helena in fancy following me. But, my good lord, I wot not by what power, The. Fair lovers, you are fortunately met. And, for the morning now is something worn, Come, Hippolyta. [Exeunt THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and train. Dem. These things seem small, and undistinguishable, Like far-off mountains turned into clouds. And Hippolyta. Lys. And he did bid us follow to the temple. Dem. Why then, we are awake. Let's follow him; And by the way let us recount our dreams. [Exeunt. Bot. [Waking.] When my cue comes, call me, and I will answer:-my next is, "Most fair Pyramus." -Hey, ho!-Peter Quince! Flute, the bellowsmender! Snout, the tinker! Starveling! God's my life! stolen hence, and left me asleep. I have had a most rare vision. I have had a dream,-past the wit of man to say what dream it was: man is but an ass, if he go about to expound this dream. Methought I was there is no man can tell what. Methought I was, and methought I had,—but man is but a patched fool, if he will offer to say what methought I had. The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen, man's hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive, nor his heart to report, what my dream was. I will get Peter Quince to write a ballad of this dream it shall be called Bottom's Dream, because it hath no bottom, and I will sing it in the latter end of the play, before the duke: peradventure, to make it the more gracious, I shall sing it at Thisby's death. [Exit. SCENE II.-Athens. A Room in QUINCE'S House. Enter QUINCE, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING. Quin. Have you sent to Bottom's house? is he come home yet? Star. He cannot be heard of. Out of doubt, he is transported. Flu. If he come not, then the play is marred. It goes not forward, doth it? Quin. It is not possible: you have not a man in all Athens able to discharge Pyramus, but he. Flu. No; he hath simply the best wit of any handycraft man in Athens. Quin. Yea, and the best person too; and he is a very paramour for a sweet voice. Flu. You must say, paragon: a paramour is, God bless us a thing of nought. Enter SNUG. Snug. Masters, the duke is coming from the temple, and there is two or three lords and ladies more married. If our sport had gone forward, we had all been made men. Flu. O, sweet bully Bottom! Thus hath he lost sixpence a-day during his life; he could not have 'scaped sixpence a-day: an the duke had not given him sixpence a-day for playing Pyramus, I'll be hanged; he would have deserved it: sixpence a-day in Pyramus, or nothing. Enter BOTTOM. Bot. Where are these lads? where are these hearts? Quin. Bottom!-O most courageous day! O most happy hour! Bot. Masters, I am to discourse wonders; but ask me not what, for, if I tell you, I am no true Athenian. I will tell you every thing, right as it fell out. Quin. Let us hear, sweet Bottom. Bot. Not a word of me. All that I will tell you is, that the duke hath dined. Get your apparel together; good strings to your beards, new ribbons to your pumps meet presently at the palace; every man look o'er his part; for, the short and the long is, our play is preferred. In any case let Thisby have clean linen, and let not him that plays the lion pare his nails, for they shall hang out for the lion's claws. And, most dear actors, eat no onions, nor garlick, for we are to utter sweet breath, and I do not doubt but to hear them say, it is a sweet comedy. No more words: away! go; away! [Exeunt. ACT V. Hip. 'Tis strange, my Theseus, that these lovers speak of. The. More strange than true: I never may believe These antic fables, nor these fairy toys. Lovers, and madmen, have such seething brains, One sees more devils than vast hell can hold; The forms of things unknown, the poet's pen Such tricks hath strong imagination, Hip. But all the story of the night told over, The. Here come the lovers, full of joy and mirth. Enter LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HERMIA, and HELENA. Joy, gentle friends; joy, and fresh days of love, Accompany your hearts! Lys. To wear away this long age of three hours, "The riot of the tipsy Bacchanals, Tearing the Thracian singer in their rage." That is an old device; and it was play'd When I from Thebes came last a conqueror. "The thrice three Muses mourning for the death Of learning, late deceas'd in beggary." That is some satire, keen, and critical, Not sorting with a nuptial ceremony. "A tedious brief scene of young Pyramus, And his love Thisbe; very tragical mirth." For Pyramus therein doth kill himself. The. What are they, that do play it? Philost. Hard-handed men, that work in Athens here, Which never labour'd in their minds till now; And now have toil'd their unbreath'd memories With this same play, against your nuptial. The. And we will hear it. Philost. The. No, my noble lord; It is not for you: I have heard it over, And it is nothing, nothing in the world, Unless you can find sport in their intents, Extremely stretch'd, and conn'd with cruel pain, To do you service. I will hear that play : For never any thing can be amiss, When simpleness and duty tender it. Go, bring them in ;-and take your places, ladies. [Exit PHILOSTRATE. Hip. I love not to see wretchedness o'ercharg'd, And duty in his service perishing. The. Why, gentle sweet, you shall see no such thing. I read as much, as from the rattling tongue Philost. So please your grace, the prologue is addrest. The. Let him approach. [Flourish of trumpets. Enter the PROLOGUE. Prol. "If we offend, it is with our good will. That you should think, we come not to offend, But with good-will. To show our simple skill, That is the true beginning of our end. Consider then, we come but in despite. We do not come as minding to content you, Our true intent is. All for your delight, We are not here. That you should here repent you, The actors are at hand; and, by their show, The. This fellow doth not stand upon his points. Lys. He hath rid his prologue like a rough colt; he knows not the stop. A good moral, my lord: it is not enough to speak, but to speak true. Hip. Indeed, he hath played on this prologue, like a child on a recorder; a sound, but not in government. The. His speech was like a tangled chain, Nothing impair'd, but all disordered. Who is next? Enter the PRESENTER, PYRAMUS, and THISBE, Wall, Moonshine, and Lion, as in dumb show. Pres. "Gentles, perchance, you wonder at this show; But wonder on, till truth make all things plain. This man is Pyramus, if you would know; This beauteous lady Thisby is, certain. This man, with lime and rough-cast, doth present Wall, that vile wall which did these lovers sunder; And through wall's chink, poor souls, they are content To whisper, at the which let no man wonder. This man, with lantern, dog, and bush of thorn, Presenteth moonshine; for, if you will know, By moonshine did these lovers think no scorn To meet at Ninus' tomb, there, there to woo. This grisly beast, which lion hight by name, The trusty Thisby, coming first by night, Did scare away, or rather did affright: And, as she fled, her mantle she did fall, Which lion vile with bloody mouth did stain. Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall, And finds his gentle Thisby's mantle slain : His dagger drew, and died. For all the rest, [Exeunt PRES., THISBE, Lion, and Moonshine. Wall. "In this same interlude, it doth befal, This lime, this rough-cast, and this stone, doth show The. Pyramus draws near the wall: silence! Enter PYRAMUS. Pyr. "O, grim-look'd night! O, night with hue so black! O night, which ever art, when day is not! O night! O night! alack, alack, alack! I fear my Thisby's promise is forgot.And thou, O wall! O'sweet, O lovely wall! That stand'st between her father's ground and mine; O wicked wall! through whom I see no bliss; The. The wall, methinks, being sensible, should curse again. Pyr. No, in truth, sir, he should not.-" Deceiving me," is Thisby's cue: she is to enter now, and I am to spy her through the wall. You shall see, it will fall pat as I told you.-Yonder she comes. Enter THISBE. This. "O wall, full often hast thou heard my moans, My cherry lips have often kiss'd thy stones; This. "My love! thou art my love, I think." This. "And I like Helen, till the fates me kill." This. ""Tide life, 'tide death, I come without delay." Wall. "Thus have I, wall, my part discharged so; And, being done, thus wall away doth go." [Exeunt Wall, PYRAMUS, and THISBE. The. Now is the wall down between the two neighbours. Dem. No remedy, my lord, when walls are so wilful to hear without warning. Hip. This is the silliest stuff that e'er I heard. The. The best in this kind are but shadows; and the worst are no worse, if imagination amend them. Hip. It must be your imagination then, and not theirs. The. If we imagine no worse of them, than they of themselves, they may pass for excellent men. Here come two noble beasts in, a man and a lion.' Enter Lion and Moonshine. Lion. "You, ladies, you, whose gentle hearts do fear The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor, May now, perchance, both quake and tremble here, When lion rough in wildest rage doth roar. Then know, that I, one Snug the joiner, am A lion's fell, nor else no lion's dam: For, if I should as lion come in strife Into this place, 'twere pity on your life." The. A very gentle beast, and of a good conscience. Dem. The very best at a beast, my lord, that e'er I saw. Lys. This lion is a very fox for his valour. The. True; and a goose for his discretion. Dem. Not so, my lord; for his valour cannot carry his discretion, and the fox carries the goose. The. His discretion, I am sure, cannot carry his valour, for the goose carries not the fox. It is well: leave it to his discretion, and let us listen to the moon. Moon. "This lantern doth the horned moon present;" Dem. He should have worn the horns on his head. The. He is not crescent, and his horns are invisible within the circumference. Moon. "This lantern doth the horned moon present; Myself the man i'the moon do seem to be." The. This is the greatest error of all the rest. The man should be put into the lantern: how is it else the man i'the moon? Dem. He dares not come there for the candle; for, you see, it is already in snuff. Hip. I am aweary of this moon: would, he would change! The. It appears by his small light of discretion, that he is in the wane; but yet, in courtesy, in all reason, we must stay the time. Lys. Proceed, moon. Moon. All that I have to say, is, to tell you, that the lantern is the moon; I, the man in the moon; this thorn-bush, my thorn-bush; and this dog, my dog. Dem. Why, all these should be in the lantern; for all these are in the moon. But, silence! here comes Thisbe. Enter THISBE. This. "This is old Ninny's tomb. Where is my love?" Lion. "Oh-." [The Lion roars.-THISBE runs off. Dem. Well roared, lion. Pyr. "Sweetmoon, I thank thee for thy sunny beams; But stay;-O spite! [Seeing THISBE's mantle. What dreadful dole is here! How can it be? O dainty duck! O dear! Thy mantle good, What! stain'd with blood? Approach, ye furies fell! O fates! come, come; Cut thread and thrum; Quail, crush, conclude, and quell!” The. This passion on the death of a dear friend, would go near to make a man look sad. Hip. Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man. Pyr. "O, wherefore, nature, didst thou lions frame, Since lion vile hath here deflour'd my dear? Which is no, no-which was the fairest dame, That liv'd, that lov'd, that lik'd, that look'd with cheer. Come, tears, confound; Out, sword, and wound The pap of Pyramus: Ay, that left pap, Where heart doth hop:Thus die I, thus, thus, thus! Now am I dead, Now am I fled; My soul is in the sky: Tongue, lose thy light! [Dies. Now die, die, die, die, die." Dem. No die, but an ace, for him; for he is but one. Lys. Less than an ace, man, for he is dead; he is nothing. The. With the help of a surgeon, he might yet recover, and yet prove an ass. Hip. How chance moonshine is gone, before Thisbe comes back and finds her lover? The. She will find him by starlight.-Here she comes, and her passion ends the play. Enter THISBE. Hip. Methinks, she should not use a long one for such a Pyramus: I hope she will be brief. Dem. A mote will turn the balance, which Pyramus, which Thisbe, is the better; he for a man, God warrant us; she for a woman, God bless us. Lys. She hath spied him already with those sweet eyes. Dem. And thus she moans, videlicet. This. "Asleep, my love? O Pyramus! arise: Speak, speak! Quite dumb? This cherry tip, With shears his thread of silk. Tongue, not a word:- Come, blade, my breast imbrue : And farewell, friends. Thus Thisby ends: Adieu, adieu, adieu." [Dies. The. Moonshine and Lion are left to bury the dead. Dem. Ay, and wall too.. Bot. No, I assure you; the wall is down that parted their fathers. Will it please you to see the epilogue, or to hear a Bergomask dance between two of our company? The. No epilogue, I pray you; for your play needs no excuse. Never excuse, for when the players are all dead, there need none to be blamed. Marry, if he that writ it, had play'd Pyramus, and hanged himself in Thisbe's garter, it would have been a fine tragedy; and so it is, truly, and very notably discharged. But come, your Bergomask: let your epilogue alone. [A dance. The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve.— I fear we shall out-sleep the coming morn, [Stabs himself. In nightly revels, and new jollity. Moon, take thy flight! [Exit Moonshine. SCENE II. [Exeunt Enter Puck, with a broom on his shoulder. Puck. Now the hungry lion roars, And the wolf behowls the moon; Whilst the heavy ploughman snores, Whilst the screech-owl, screeching loud, In the church-way paths to glide: By the triple Hecate's team, To sweep the dust behind the door. Enter OBERON and TITANIA, with all their train. Obe. Through the house give glimmering light, By the dead and drowsy fire; Every elf, and fairy sprite, Hop as light as bird from brier; And this ditty after me Sing, and dance it trippingly. Tita. First, rehearse your song by rote, THE SONG. Now, until the break of day, And the issue there create And the blots of nature's hand Shall not in their issue stand: Shall upon their children be, And each several chamber bless, And the owner of it blest. [Exeunt OBERON, TITANIA, and train. Puck. If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber'd here, While these visions did appear; And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: If you pardon, we will mend. And, as I'm an honest Puck, If we have unearned luck Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue, We will make amends ere long, Else the Puck a liar call: |