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High Crimes in low Places-Honest Baggage-masters-Suspi-
cious Circumstances-Watching the Suspected-Shunning the
Dust-Honesty Triumphant-An Episode-Unexpected Confes-
sion-The Night Clerks-Conformity to Circumstances-Pat the
Porter-Absents himself-Physician consulted-The Dead Child
-Hunting Excursions-"No Go"-Pat explains his Absence—
His Discharge-The Grave-stones-Stolen Money appears—The
Jolly Undertakers-Pat at the Grave-More Hunting-Firing a
Salute-Removing the Deposits-Crossing the Ferry-Scene at
the Post-Office-Trip to Brooklyn-Recovery of Money-Escape
-Encounter with a Policeman-Searching a Steamer-Waking
the wrong Passenger-Accomplices detained-Luxuries cut off-
False Imprisonment Suit-Michael on the Stand-Case dismissed 95
CHAPTER V.
An infected District-A "fast" Route Agent-Heavy Bank
Losses—Amateur Experiments-Dangerous Interference-A Mo-
ral Lecture-The Process discovered-An unwelcome Stranger-
Midnight Watching-Monopoly of a Car-Detected in the Act-
The Robber searched-His Committal-A supposed Accomplice
-The Case explained-Honesty again triumphant-Drafts and
Letters-A long Sentence-Public Sympathy-A Christian Wife
-Prison Scenes-Faithful to the last-An interesting Letter
CHAPTER VI.
Safety of the Mails-Confidence shaken-About Mail Locks-
Importance of Seals-City and Country-Meeting the Sus-
pected-Test of Honesty-Value of a String-A dreary Ride-
Harmless Stragglers-A cautious Official-Package missing-An
early Customer-Newspaper Dodge-Plain Talk-A Call to
Breakfast-Innocence and Crime-Suspicion Confirmed—The
big Wafers-Finding the String-The Examination-Escape to
Canada-A true Woman-The Re-arrest-Letter of Consolation
-The Wife in Prison-Boring Out-Surprise of the Jailor-
Killing a Horse
CHAPTER VII.
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Startling Complaints-Character against Suspicion-The two
Clerks-Exchanging Notes-The Faro Bank-Tracing a Bill—
An official Call-False Explanation-Flight of the Guilty-The
Fatal Drug―The Suicide-Sufferings of the Innocent-The Moral 152
CONTENTS.
CHAPTER VIII.
A NIGHT IN A POST-OFFICE.
Midnight Mails-Suspected Clerk-A trying Position-Limited
View-A "crack" Agent-Sneezing-"Counter Irritation"-The
Night Bell-Fruitless Speculations-Insect Orchestra-Picolo
introduced-Snoring-Harmless Accident-The Boot-black-A
tenanted Boot-The Exit
CHAPTER IX.
Throwing off the Cars-Fiendish Recklessness-The Boot-
Tracks-A Scamp among the Printers-Obstruction removed-
A Ruse-The Boots secured-"Big Jobs"-The Trial-Unrelia-
ble Witness-A Life-Sentence
CHAPTER X.
STOPPING A POST-OFFICE.
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The Unpaid Draft-The Forged Order—A Reliable Witness—
Giving up the Mail Key-A Lady Assistant-Post-Office Records
The official Envelope-Return of the Post Master-The Interview
-Embarrassment of Guilt-Duplicate Circular-Justice secured 181
CHAPTER XI.
Indian Depredations-The model Mail Contractor-Rifles and
Revolvers-Importance of a Scalp-Indian Chief reconnoitering
-Saving dead Bodies-Death of a Warrior-The Charge-A
proud Trophy--Sunset on the Prairie-Animal Life--A solitary
Hunt--The Buffalo Chase-Desperate Encounter with an Indian
-Ingenious Signal-Returning to Camp-Minute Guns-A wel-
come Return
CHAPTER XII.
Cheating the Clergy-Duping a Witness-Money missing-
A singular Postscript--The double Seal-Proofs of Fraud-The
same Bank-Note-" Post-Boy" confronted-How the Game was
Bank-Note-"Post-Boy"
played-Moving off.
CHAPTER XIII.
Young Offenders-Thirty Years ago--A large Haul-A Ray of
Light
CHAPTER XIV.
OBSTRUCTING THE MAIL.
A sound Principle-A slow Period-A wholesome Law——
"Ahead of the Mail"-Moral Suasion-Indignant Passengers--
Dutch Oaths-A Smash-Interesting Trial--A rowdy Constable
-The Obstructors mulcted
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A dangerous Mail Route-Wheat Bran-A faithful Mail Car-
rier-Mail Robber shot-A "Dead-head" passenger-An Old
Offender-Fatal Associate-Robbery and Murder-Conviction
and Execution-Capital Punishment-Traveling in Mexico-
Guerillas-Paying over-The Robbers routed-A "Fine Young
English Gentleman"-The right stuff
CHAPTER XVI.
The tender Passion-Barnum's Museum-Little Eva-The
Boys in a Box-The Bracelet-Love in an Omnibus-Losses ex-
plained
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CHAPTER XVII.
DETACHED INCIDENTS.
Bank Letter lost-The Thief decoyed-Post-Office at Midnight
-Climbing the Ladder-An exciting Moment-Queer Place of
Deposit-A Post Master in Prison-Afflicted Friends-Sighs and
Saws The Culprit's Escape--How it was done-A cool Letter-
A Wife's Offering-Moral Gymnastics-Show of Honesty-Un-
welcome Suggestion-"A hard road to travel"-Headed by a
Parson-Lost Time made up-A Male overhauled
CHAPTER XVIII.
FRAUDS CARRIED ON THROUGH THE MAILS.
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Sad Perversion of Talent-Increase of Roguery-Professional
Men suffer-Young America at the "Bar"-Papers from Liver-
pool-The Trick successful-A legal Document-Owning up—A
careless Magistrate-Letters from the Unduped-Victimizing
the Clergy-A lithograph Letter-Metropolitan Sermons-An
up-town Church-A Book of Travels-Natural Reflections-
Wholesome Advice-The Seed Mania-Strong Inducements-
Barnes' Notes-" First rate Notice"-Farmer Johnson-Wethers-
field outdone-Joab missing-"Gift Enterprise"--List of Prizes
-The Trap well baited-Evading the Police-The Scrub Race 242
CHAPTER XIX.
POST-OFFICE SITES.
Embarrassing duty-An exciting Question- A "Hard Case"
-Decease of a Post Master-The Office discontinued-The other
side-Cail at the White House-The Reference-Agent's Arri-
val-Molasses Incident-An honest Child-Slicking up—The
Academy-Stuck fast-The Shoe Factory-A shrewd Citizen-
The Saw Mill-A Tenantless Building-Viewing the "Sites"—
Obliging Post Master--The defunct Bank-A Funeral Scene-
The Agent discovered-Exciting Meeting-"Restoration Hall"
-Eloquent Appeals-A Fire Brand-Committee on Statistics—
Generous Volunteers-Being "put down"-Good-nature restored
-The Bill "settled"-A Stage Ride-Having the last Word
CHAPTER XX.
HARROWFORK POST-OFFICE.
A gloomy Picture-Beautiful Village-Litigation in Harrow-
fork-A model Post Master-The Excitement-Petitioning the
Department-Conflicting Statements-The decisive Blow-The
new Post Master-The "Reliable Man"-Indignant Community
-Refusal to serve-An Editor's Candidate-The Temperance
Question-Newspaper Extracts-A Mongrel Quotation-A Lull
-A "Spy in Washington"-Bad Water-New Congressmen-
The Question revived-Delegate to Washington-Obliging Down
Easter-The lost Letters-Visit to the Department-Astounding
Discovery-Amusing Scene-A Congressman in a "Fix”—The
Difficulty "arranged"
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CHAPTER XXI.
UNJUST COMPLAINTS.
Infallibility not claimed-"Scape-Goats”—The Man of Busi-
ness Habits-Home Serutiny-A Lady in Trouble-A bold
Charge-A wronged Husband-Precipitate Retreat-Complaints
of a Lawyer-Careless Swearing-Wrong Address No Retrac-
tion-A careless Broker-The Charge repulsed-The Apology-
Mistake repeated-The Affair explained-A comprehensive Toast 323
CHAPTER XXII.
PRACTICAL, ANECDOTAL, ETC.
The wrong Address-Odd Names of Post-Offices-The Post-
Office & Detector of Crime-Suing the British Government-
Pursuit of a Letter Box-An "Extra" Customer-To my Grand-
mother-Improper Interference-The Dead Letter-Sharp Cor-
respondence-The Irish Heart-My Wife's Sister
CHAPTER XXIII.
Responsibility of Post Masters
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CHAPTER XXIV.
Official Courtesy, etc.
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CHAPTER XXV.
Importance of Accuracy
CHAPTER XXVI.
Post Masters as Directories-Novel Applications-The Butter
Business-A Thievish Family-"Clarinda" in a City-Decoying
with Cheese-Post Master's Response-A Truant Husband-
Woman's Instinct
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365
CHAPTER XXVII.
A Windfall for Gossipers-Suit for Slander-Profit and Loss-
The Resuscitated Letter-Condemned Mail Bag-An Epistolary
Rip Van Winkle
SUPPLEMENTARY CHAPTER.
Practical Information-Post-Office Laws-Improved Letter
Case
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