'incredibly childish.' These, it is true, played the fool, like my friend Garrick, in jest only; but several eminent characters have, in numberless instances of their lives, played the fool egregiously in earnest; so far as to render it a matter of some doubt whether their wisdom or folly was predominant; or whether they were better entitled to the applause or censure, the admiration or contempt, the love or hatred, of mankind.

Those persons, indeed, who have passed any time behind the scenes of this great theatre, and are thoroughly acquainted not only with the several disguises which are there put on, but also with the fantastic and capricious behaviour of the Passions, who are the managers and directors of this theatre (for as to Reason, the patentee, he is known to be a very idle fellow, and seldom to exert himself), may most probably have learned to understand the famous nil admirari of Horace, or in the English phrase, to stare at nothing.

A single bad act no more constitutes a villain in life, than a single bad part on the stage. The passions, like the managers of a playhouse, often force men upon parts without consulting their judgment, and sometimes without any regard to their talents. Thus the man, as well as the player, may condemn what he himself acts; nay, it is common to see vice sit as awkwardly on some men, as the character of Iago would on the honest face of Mr. William Mills.

Upon the whole, then, the man of candour and of true understanding is never hasty to condemn. He can censure an imperfection, or even a vice, without rage against the guilty party. In a word, they are the same folly, the same childishness, the same ill-breeding, and the same ill-nature, which raise all the clamours and uproars both in life and on the stage. The worst of men generally have the words rogue and villain most in their mouths,

as the lowest of all wretches are the aptest to cry out low in the pit.

CHAPTER II.

Containing a conversation which Mr. Jones had with
himself.

JONES received his effects from Mr. Allworthy's early in the morning, with the following answer to his letter:

• SIR,

"I AM commanded by my uncle to acquaint you, that ' as he did not proceed to those measures he had taken ' with you without the greatest deliberation, and after the เ fullest evidence of your unworthiness, so will it be always out of your power to cause the least alteration in 'his resolution. He expresses great surprise at your presumption in saying you have resigned all pretensions 'to a young lady, to whom it is impossible you should ' ever have had any, her birth and fortune having made 'her so infinitely your superior. Lastly, I am com'manded to tell you, that the only instance of your 'compliance with my uncle's inclination which he requires, is, your immediately quitting this country. I 'cannot conclude this without offering you my advice, as a Christian, that you would seriously think of amending your life. That you may be assisted with grace so ' to do, will be always the prayer of

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'Your humble servant,

'W. BLIFIL.'

Many contending passions were raised in our hero's mind by this letter; but the tender prevailed at last over the indignant and irascible, and a flood of tears came seasonably to his assistance, and possibly prevented his misfortunes from either turning his head, or bursting his heart.

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He grew, however, soon ashamed of indulging this remedy; and starting up, he cried, 'Well, then, I will give Mr. Allworthy the only instance he requires of my 'obedience. I will go this moment-but whither ?—why 'let Fortune direct; since there is no other who thinks it of any consequence what becomes of this wretched person, it shall be a matter of equal indifference to myself. 'Shall I alone regard what no other-Ha! have I not เ reason to think there is another?-one whose value is 'above that of the whole world!-I may, I must imagine my Sophia is not indifferent to what becomes of me. Shall I then leave this only friend—and such a friend? 'Shall I not stay with her?-Where-how can I stay 'with her? Have I any hopes of ever seeing her, though 'she was as desirous as myself, without exposing her to 'the wrath of her father? and to what purpose? Can I 'think of soliciting such a creature to consent to her own 'ruin? Shall I indulge any passion of mine at such a 'price? Shall I lurk about this country like a thief, with 'such intentions ?-No, I disdain, I detest the thought. 'Farewell, Sophia; farewell, most lovely, most beloved —' Here passion stopt his mouth, and found a vent at his eyes.

And now having taken a resolution to leave the country, he began to debate with himself whither he should go. The world, as Milton phrases it, lay all before him; and Jones, no more than Adam, had any man to whom he might resort for comfort or assistance. All his acquaintance were the acquaintance of Mr. Allworthy; and he

had no reason to expect any countenance from them, as that gentleman had withdrawn his favour from him. Men of great and good characters should indeed be very cautious how they discard their dependents; for the consequence to the unhappy sufferer is being discarded by all others.

What course of life to pursue, or to what business to apply himself, was a second consideration: and here the prospect was all a melancholy void. Every profession, and every trade, required length of time, and what was worse, money; for matters are so constituted, that'nothing out of nothing' is not a truer maxim in physics than in politics; and every man who is greatly destitute of money is on that account entirely excluded from all means of acquiring it.

At last the Ocean, that hospitable friend to the wretched, opened her capacious arms to receive him; and he instantly resolved to accept her kind invitation. To express myself less figuratively, he determined to go to sea.

This thought indeed no sooner suggested itself, than he eagerly embraced it; and having presently hired horses, he set out for Bristol to put it in execution.

But before we attend him on this expedition, we shall resort awhile to Mr. Western's and see what further happened to the charming Sophia.

CHAPTER III.

Containing several dialogues.

THE morning in which Mr. Jones departed, Mrs. Western summoned Sophia into her apartment; and having first acquainted her that she had obtained her liberty of her

father, she proceeded to read her a long lecture on the subject of matrimony; which she treated not as a romantic scheme of happiness arising from love, as it hath been described by the poets; nor did she mention any of those purposes for which we are taught by divines to regard it as instituted by sacred authority: she considered it rather as a fund in which prudent women deposit their fortunes to the best advantage, in order to receive a larger interest for them than they could have elsewhere.

When Mrs. Western had finished, Sophia answered, That she was very incapable of arguing with a lady of her aunt's superior knowledge and experience, especially on a subject which she had so very little considered, as this of matrimony.

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'Argue with me, child!' replied the other; 'I do not ' indeed expect it. I should have seen the world to very 'little purpose truly, if I am to argue with one of your years. I have taken this trouble, in order to instruct you. The ancient philosophers, such as Socrates, 'Alcibiades, and others, did not use to argue with their 'scholars. You are to consider me, child, as Socrates, 'not asking your opinion, but only informing you of mine.' From which last words the reader may possibly imagine, that this lady had read no more of the philosophy of Socrates, than she had of that of Alcibiades; and indeed we cannot resolve his curiosity as to this point.

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'Madam,' cries Sophia, 'I have never presumed to controvert any opinion of yours; and this subject, as I 'said, I have never yet thought of, and perhaps never may.'

Indeed, Sophy,' replied the aunt, this dissimulation 'with me is very foolish. The French shall as soon per'suade me that they take foreign owns in defence only