had been in his belly, I would have kept such a jangling of the bells, that he should never have left, till he cast bells, steeple, church, and parish, up again. But if the good king Simonides were of my mind Per. Simonides ? 3 Fish. We would purge the land of these drones that rob the bee of her honey. Per. How from the finny subject of the sea, 2 Fish. Honest! good fellow, what's that? if it be a day fits you, scratch it out of the calendar, and nobody will look after it. Per. Nay, see, the sea hath cast upon your coast 2 Fish. What a drunken knave was the sea; to cast thee in our way! Per. A man whom both the waters and the wind, In that vast tennis-court, hath made the ball For them to play upon, entreats you pity him. He asks of you, that never used to beg. 1 Fish. No, friend, cannot you beg? here's them in our country of Greece, gets more with begging, than we can do with working. 2 Fish. Canst thou catch any fishes then ? Per. I never practised it. 2 Fish. Nay, then thou wilt starve sure; for here's nothing to be got now-a-days, unless thou canst fish for't. Per. What I have been, I have forgot to know; 1 Fish. Die quoth-a? Now gods forbid! I have a gown here; come, put it on; keep thee warm. Now, afore me, a handsome fellow. Come, thou shalt go home, and we'll have flesh for holidays, fish for fasting-days, and moreo'er puddings and flap-jacks, and thou shalt be welcome. Per. I thank you, Sir. 2 Fish. Hark you, my friend, you said you could not beg. Per. I did but crave. 2 Fish. But crave? Then I'll turn craver too, and so I shall 'scape whipping. Per. Why, are all your beggars whipp'd then? 2 Fish. O, not all, my friend, not all; for if all your beggars were whipp'd, I would wish no better office, than to be beadle. But, master, I'll go draw up the net. [Exeunt two of the FISHERMEN. Per. How well this honest mirth becomes their labour ! 1 Fish. Hark you, Sir! do you know where you are? Per. Not well. 1 Fish. Why, I'll tell you: this is called Pentapolis, and our king, the good Simonides. Per. The good king Simonides, do you call him? 1 Fish. Ay, Sir; and he deserves to be so call'd, for his peaceable reign, and good government. Per. He is a happy king, since from his subjects He gains the name of good, by his government. 1 Fish. Marry, Sir, half a day's journey; and I'll tell you, he hath a fair daughter, and to-morrow is her birthday; and there are princes and knights come from all parts of the world, to just and tourney for her love. Per. Did but my fortunes equal my desires, I'd wish to make one there. 1 Fish. O, Sir, things must be as they may; and what a man cannot get, he may lawfully deal for his wife's soul. Re-enter the Two FISHERMEN, drawing up a net. 2 Fish. Help, master, help; here's a fish hangs in the net, like a poor man's right in the law; 'twill hardly come out. Ha! bots on't, 'tis come at last, and 'tis turn'd to a rusty armour. Per. An armour, friends! I pray you, let me see it. Thanks, Fortune, yet, that after all my crosses, Thou giv'st me somewhat to repair myself; And, though it was mine own, part of mine heritage, 'Twixt me and death; (and pointed to this brace) :* 1 Fish. What mean you, Sir? Per. To beg of you, kind friends, this coat of worth, For it was sometime target to a king; I know it by this mark. He loved me dearly, And for his sake, I wish the having of it; And that you'd guide me to your sovereign's court. Per. I'll show the virtue I have borne in arms. 1 Fish. Why, do ye take it, and the gods give thee good on't! 2 Fish. Ay, but hark you, my friend; 'twas we that made up this garment through the rough seams of the waters: there are certain condolements, certain veils. I hope, Sir, if you thrive, you'll remember from whence you had it. Per. Believe't I will. Now, by your furtherance, I am clothed in steel; And spite of all the rupture of the sea, This jewel holds his building* on my arm; Of a pair of bases.† 2 Fish. We'll sure provide: thou shalt have my best gown to make thee a pair; and I'll bring thee to the court myself. Per. Then honour be but a goal to my will; This day I'll rise, or else add ill to ill. [Exeunt. SCENE II-The same. A public Way, or Platform, leading to the Lists. A Pavilion by the side of it, for the reception of the KING, PRINCESS, LORDS, &c. Enter SIMONIDES, THAISA, LORDS, and Attendants. Sim. Are the knights ready to begin the triumph? 1 Lord. They are, my liege; And stay your coming to present themselves. Sim. Return them, we are ready; and our daughter, Thai. It pleaseth you, my father, to express [Exit a LORD. Thai. Which, to preserve mine honour, I'll perform. Enter a Knight; he passes over the Stage, and his Squire presents his Shield to the Princess. Sim. Who is the first that doth prefer § himself? And the device he bears upon his shield Is a black Ethiop, reaching at the sun; Sim. He loves you well that holds his life of you. [The second Knight passes. Who is the second, that presents himself? * Fixing. † A sort of petticoat, worn by knights on horseback. I. e. give them notice. § Offer. And the device he bears upon his shield Is an arm'd knight, that's conquer'd by a lady: The motto thus, in Spanish, Piu per dulcura, que per fuerça. Sim. And what's the third ? Thai. The third, of Antioch; And his device, a wreath of chivalry: [The third Knight passes. The word Me pompa provexit apex. [The fourth Knight passes. Sim. What is the fourth ? Thai. A burning torch, that's turn'd upside down; The word Quod me alit, me extinguit. Sim. Which shows that beauty hath his power and will, Which can as well inflame as it can kill. [The fifth Knight passes. Thai. The fifth, a hand environed with clouds; Holding out gold that's by the touchstone tried: The motto thus, Sic spectanda fides. [The sixth Knight passes, Sim. And what's the sixth and last, which the knight himself With such a graceful courtesy deliver❜d? Thai. He seems a stranger; but his present is A wither'd branch, that's only green at top; Sim. A pretty moral; From the dejected state wherein he is, He hopes by you his fortunes yet may flourish. 1 Lord. He had need mean better than his outward show Can any way speak in his just commend: For, by his rusty outside, he appears To have practised more the whipstock,* than the lance. 2 Lord. He well may be a stranger, for he comes To an honour'd triumph strangely furnish'd. 3 Lord. And on set purpose let his armour rust Until this day, to scour it in the dust. Sim. Opinion's but a fool, that makes us scan But stay, the knights are coming, we'll withdraw [Exeunt. [Great shouts, and all cry, The mean knight! SCENE III.-The same. A Hall of State. A Banquet prepared. Enter SIMONIDES, THAISA, LORDS, KNIGHTS, and Attendants. Sim. Knights, To say you are welcome, were superfluous, To place upon the volume of your deeds, As in a title-page, your worth in arms, Were more than you expect, or more than's fit, * Carter's whip. Thai. But you, my knight and guest; To whom this wreath of victory I give, And crown you king of this day's happiness. In framing artists, art hath thus decreed, And you're her labour'd scholar. Come, queen o' the feast (For, daughter, so you are), here take your place: Marshal the rest, as they deserve their grace. Knights. We are honour'd much by good Simonides. Sim. Your presence glads our days; honour we love, For who hates honour, hates the gods above. Marsh. Sir, yond's your place. Per. Some other is more fit. 1 Knight. Contend not, Sir; for we are gentlemen, That neither in our hearts, nor outward eyes, Envy the great, nor do the low despise. Per. You are right courteous knights. Sim. Sit, sit, Sir; sit. Per. By Jove, I wonder, that is king of thoughts, These cates resist me,* shet not thought upon. Thai. By Juno, that is queen Of marriage, all the viands that I eat Do seem unsavoury, wishing him my meat; Sim. He's but A country gentleman; He has done no more than other knights have done; Thai. To me he seems like diamond to a glass. Per. Yon king's to me, like to my father's picture, Had princes sit, like stars, about his throne, 1 Knight. Who can be other in this royal presence? We drink this health to you. Knights. We thank your grace. Sim. Yet pause a while; Yon knight, methinks, doth sit too melancholy, * I. e. these delicacies go against my stomach. † I. c. Thaisa. |