Nor seek for Helicon to wash us, That heath'nish spring; Wi' Highland whisky scour our hawses, An' gar us sing. Begin, then, dame! ye've drunk your fill; You'll trust me, mair wou'd do you ill, Troth, 'twou'd be sair against my will Sing, then, how on the fourth o' June Wi' flagstaff buskit, Frae which the sodger blades come down To cock their musket. Oh willawins! Mons Meg, for you; Baith gut an' ga'? I fear, they bang'd thy belly fu', Against the law. Right seenil am I gien to bannin; In shire o' Fife, Sax lang Scots miles ayont Clackmannan, An' tak his life. The hills in terror wou'd cry out, An' echo to thy dinsome rout; The herds wou'd gather in their nowt, That glowr'd wi' wonder, Sing, likewise, Muse! how blue-gown bodies, Like scare-craws new taen down frae woodies, Come here to cast their clouted duddies, An' get their pay: Than them what magistrate mair proud is On this great day the City Guard, In military art weel lear❜d, Wi' powder'd pow, an' shaven beard, Gang through their functions; By hostile rabble seldom spar'd O' clarty unctions. O soldiers! for your ain dear sakes; Wi' firelock or lochaber aix, As spill their blude. Now round an' round the serpents whiz, Alack-a-day! An' singe, wi' hair-devouring bizz, Its curls away. Shou'd th' owner patiently keek round, Which lays his honour on the ground As flat's a flounder. The Muse maun also now implore I fear, I fear, She'll no lang shank upo' all four This time o' year. Neist day ilk hero tells his news, Or time mair precious to abuse, Their crimes to tell; She'll rather to the fields resort, Where peerless fancy hauds her court, CAULER OYSTERS. Happy the man, who, free from care and strife, A splendid shilling. He nor hears with pain O' a' the waters that can hobble An' can reward the fisher's trouble, There's nane sae spacious an' sae noble, As Frith o' Forth. In her the skate an' codlin sail; An' whitens dainty ; Their spindle-shanks the labsters trail, Auld Reikie's sons blythe faces wear; The halesomest and nicest gear, O' fish or flesh. O! then, we needna gie a plack An' spread sic notions, As gar their feckless patients tak Their stinkin' potions. Come, prie, frail man! for if thou art sick, The Oyster is a rare cathartic, As ever doctor patient gart lick To cure his ails; Whether you hae the head or heart-ache, It never fails. Ye tipplers! open a' your poses; You'll thole a hunder, To fleg awa your simmer roses, An' naething under. When big as burns the gutters rin, ye hae catch'd a droukit skin, If To Luckie Middlemist's loup in, An' sit fu' snug Owre Oysters an' a dram o' gin, Or haddock lug. When auld Saunt Giles, at aught o'clock, Gars merchant lowns their shopies lock, There we adjourn wi' hearty fouk To birle our bodles, An' get wharewi' to crack our joke, When Phoebus did his winnocks steek, Did I my frosty fingers beek, An' prie good fare! I trow, there was nae hame to seek, While glaikit fools, owre rife o' cash, He's nae ill bodden, That gusts his gab wi' Oyster-sauce, At Musselbrough, and eke Newhaven, When lads gang out on Sundays' even' An' tak o' fat Pandores a prieven, Or mussel brose. Then, sometimes, ere they flit their doup, To weet their wizen, |