erty, that has stood so many years in pneumatic tallness, shading the republican regions of commerce and agriculture, will stand the wreck of the Spanish Inquisition, the pirates of the hyperborean seas, and the marauders of the Aurora Bolivar! But, gentlemen of the jury, if you convict my client, his children will be doomed to pine away in a state of hopeless matrimony; and his beautiful wife will stand lone and delighted, like a dried up mullen-stalk in a sheep. pasture. L. B. PARTINGTON. CCXLIV. THE FARMER AND THE COUNSELOR. 1. A COUNSEL in the Common Pleas, In bullying, bantering, browbeating, In a late cause resolved to hoax Who kept their laughter bottled down, And went to work. 2. "Well, Farmer Numskull, how go calves at York? But on four legs, instead of two." Piqued at the laugh against himself, 66 'Do, pray, keep silence down below there. Now look at me, clown, and attend; Have I not seen you somewhere, friend?" This genius of the clods, when I Now, Farmer, do for once speak true- 66 In the West Riding?" 'Why-no, sir, no; we've got our share, HORACE SMITH CCXLV.-A MODEST WIT. 1. A SUPERCILIOUS nabob of the east Haughty, being great-purse-proud, being rich, A governor, or general, at the least, I have forgotten which Had in his family an humble youth, Who went from England in his patron's suite, An unassuming boy, and in truth A lad of decent parts, and good repute. 2. This youth had sense and spirit; But yet, with all his sense, Excessive diffidence Obscured his merit. 3. One day, at table, flushed with pride and wine, His honor, proudly free, severely merry, Conceived it would be vastly fine To crack a joke upon his secretary. 4. "Young man," he said, "by what art, craft or trade, 5. "A saddler, eh! and taught you Greek, 6. Each parasite, then, as in duty bound, Said, (craving pardon, if too free he made,) 66 Sir, by your leave I fain would know Your father's trade!" 7. My father's trade! Bless me, that 's too bad! My father's trade? Why, blockhead, are you mad ? My father, sir, did never stoop so low He was a gentleman, I'd have you know." 8. "Excuse the liberty I take," 66 Modestus said, with archness on his brow, CCXLVI. THE MARCH OF INTELLECT. 1. On! learning's a very fine thing, As, also, are wisdom and knowledge; If he has but the airs of a college. In learning we 're wondrously favored, 2. We'll all of us shortly be doomed An attitude truly commanding! All ranks are so dreadfully wise, Common sense is set quite at defiance, 3. The Weaver it surely becomes To talk of his web's involution; With the air of a great legislator, That the smaller is less than the greater! 4. The Blacksmith, 'mid cinders and smoke, Poor Vulcan has recently got 5. The Mason, in book-learnëd tone, Describes, in the very best grammar, And the power that resides in the hammer; Looks as big as the frog in the fable, As his brethren, the builders of Babel! 6. The Cobbler who sits at your gate, Now pensively points his hog's bristle, For a man of polite education; His works may be trod under foot, Yet he 's one of the lords of creation! 7. Oh! learning 's a very fine thing! BLACKWOOD'S MAGAZINE. CCXLVII.-A TEA PARTY. 1. WHEN the party commences, all starched and all glum, They talk of the weather, their corns, or sit mum: They will tell you of ribbons, of cambric, of lace, How cheap they were sold-and will tell you the place. They discourse of their colds, and they hem and they cough, And complain of their servants to pass the time off. 2. But tea, that enlivener of wit and of soul, More loquacious by far than the draughts of the bowl, Soon loosens the tongue and enlivens the mind, Of those who are stylish and those who are frail, In harmless chit-chat an acquaintance they roast, It would stick in the throat, so they butter it first 3. Ah ladies, and was it by heaven designed, 4. Cursed weed, that can make your fair spirits resign The character mild of their mission divine, That can blot from their bosoms that tenderness true, Oh how nice is the texture, how fragile the frame Of that delicate blossom, a female's fair fame. 5. If I, in the remnant that's left me of life, |