PRESIDENT TUCKER'S LETTER President William J. Tucker of Dartmouth College tells the following story on himself: Some years ago he passed several weeks in a Maine country town. The next season he received a letter from his boarding mistress asking him to return. In reply he stated he should be glad to pass another summer vacation with her, but should require some changes. "First," said the college president, "your maid Mary is persona non grata. Secondly, I think the sanitary conditions would be improved about your house if the pigsty could be moved a little farther from the house." President Tucker was reassured when he received the following in reply: "Mary has went. We hain't had no hogs since you were here last summer. Be sure and come." DE MASSA OB DE SHEEPFOL De Massa ob de sheepfol' Dat guard de sheepfol' bin, "Oh," den says de hirelin' shepa'd, Den de massa ob de sheepfol' Dat guard de sheepfol' bin, Goes down in de gloomerin' medders, Whar de long night rain beginSo he le' down de ba's o' de sheepfol' Cellin' sof", "Come in, come in"; Callin' sof", "Come in, come in.' Den up t'ro de gloomerin' medders, OUR MOTHER How oft some passing word will tend Our truest, dearest, fondest friend- Who tended on our childish years, Thou star that shines in darkest night, When most we need thy aid, Nor changes but to beam more bright When others coldly fade. Oh, Mother! round thy hallowed name The heart in all but years the same, Thy voice was first to greet us, when Or if dark clouds close round our head While hope's fair flowers fall crushed and dead AN ANCIENT TOAST It was a grand day in the old chivalric time, the wine circling around the board in a noble hall, and the sculptured walls rang with sentiment and song. The lady of each knightly heart was pledged by name, and many a syllable significant of loveliness had been uttered, until it came to St. Leon's turn, when, lifting the sparkling cup on high "I drink to one," he said, "To one whose love for me shall last So holy 'tis, and true; To one whose love hath longer dwelt, Each guest upstarted at the word, And Stanley said: "We crave the name, St. Leon paused, as if he would Then bent his noble head, as though MY MOTHER'S BIBLE This book is all that's left me now, With faltering lip and throbbing brow For many generations past, Here is our family tree: My mother's hand this Bible clasped; She, dying, gave it me. Ah! well do I remember those Whose names these records bear, Who round the hearthstone used to close After the evening prayer, And speak of what these pages said, In tones my heart would thrill! Though they are with the silent dead, Here are they living still! My father read this holy book How calm was my poor mother's look, Who leaned God's word to hear. Her angel face-I see it yet! What thronging memories come! Again that little group is met Within the halls of home! Thou truest friend man ever knew, Where all were false I found thee true, The mines of earth no treasure give In teaching me the way to live, It taught me how to die. George P. Morris. DARBY AND JOAN Darby, dear, we are old and gray, As the years roll on; Darby, dear, when the world went wry, Ah, lad, how you cheered me then, "Things will be better, sweet wife, again!" Always the same, Darby, my own. Always the same to your old wife Joan. |