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contempt succeeded noxt, and then disdain, which presently introduced her hatred of the creature who had given her so much uneasiness. These enemies of Joseph had no sooner taken possession of her mind, than they insinuated to her a thousand things in his disfavour; every thing but dislike of her person; a thought, which, as it would have been intolerable to bear, she checked the moment it endeavored to arise. Revenge came now to her assistance; and she considered her dismission of him, stripped, and without a character, with the utmost pleasure. She rioted in the several kinds of misery which her imagination suggested to her might be his fate; and with a smile, composed of anger, mirth, and scorn, viewed him in the rags in which her fancy had dressed him. Mrs. Slipslop being summoned, attended her mistress, who had now in her own opinion totally subdued this passion. Whilst she was dressing, she asked if that fellow had been turned away according to her orders: Slipslop answered, she had told her ladyship so, (as indeed she had.)—“And how did he behave o’ replied the lady.— ‘Truly, madam, cries Slipslop, ‘in such a manner that infected every body who saw him. The poor lad had but little wages to receive ; for he constantly allowed his father and mother half his income ; so that when | ladyship's livery was stripped off, he ad not wherewithal to buy a coat, and must have gone naked, if one of the footmen had not incommodated him with one : and whilst he was standing in his shirt, (and to say the truth he was an amorous figure,) being told your ladyship would not give him a character, he sighed, and said he had done nothing willingly to offend ; that, for his part, he should always give your ladyship a good character wherever he went; and he |...". God to bless you; for you was the st of ladies, though his enemies had set you against him. I wish you had not turned him away ; for I believe you had not a faithfuller servant in the house.”—“How came you, then, replied the lady, “to advise me to turn him away o'-' I, madam '' said Slipslop; ‘ I am sure you will do me the justice to say, I did all in my power to prevent it; but I saw your ladyship was angry; and it is not the business of us upper servants to hinterfear on these occasions.” “And was it not you, audacious wretch!' cried the lady, “who made me angry Was it not your tittle-tattle, in which I believe you belied the poor fellow, which incensed me against him? He may thank you for all that hath happened; and so may I for the loss of so good a servant, and one who probably had more merit than all of vou. Poor fellow ! I am charmed with his goodness to his parents. Why did not you tell me of
that, but suffer me to dismiss so good a creature without a character: I see the reason of your whole behaviour now as well as your complaint; you was jealous of the wenches.’’ ‘l jealous” said Slipslop; ‘I assure you, I look upon myself as his betters; I am not meat for a footman, I hope.” These words threw the lady into a violent passion, and she sent Slipslop from her presence, who departed tossing her nose, and crying, “Marry come up! there are some people more jealous than I, I believe.” er lady affected not to hear these words,
though in reality she did, and understood them too. Now ensued a second conflict, so like the former, that it might savour of repetition to relate it minutely. It may susfice to say, that Lady Booby found good reason to doubt whether she had so absolutely conquered her passion as she had flattered herself; and in order to accomplish it quite, took a resolution more common than wise, to retire immediately into the country. The reader hath long ago seen the arrival of Mrs. Slipslop, whom no pertness could make her mistress resolve to part with: lately, that of Mr. Pounce, her forerunners; and lastly, that of the lady herself.
The morning after her arrival, being Sunday, she went to church, to the great surprise of every body, who wondered to see her ladyship, being no very constant church-woman, there so suddenly upon her journey. Joseph was likewise there; and I have heard it was remarked, that she fixed her eyes on him much more than on the parson; but this I believe to be only a malicious rumour. When the prayers were ended Mr. Adams stood up, and with a loud voice pronounced : “I publish the banns of marriage between Joseph Andrews, and Frances Goodwill, both of this parish,’ &c. Whether this had any effect on Lady Booby or no, who was then in her pew, which the congregation could not see into, I could never discover; but certain it is, that in about a quarter of an hour she stood up, and directed her eyes to that part of the church where the women sat, and persisted in looking that way during the remainder of the sermon, in so scrutinizing a manner, and with so angry a countenance, that most of the women were afraid she was offended at them. The moment she returned home, she sent for Slipslop into her chamber, and told her she wondered what that impudent fellow Joseph did in that parish. Upon which Slipslop gave her an account of her meeting Adams with him on the road, and likewise the adventure with Fanny. At the relation of which the lady often changed her countenance; and when she had heard all, she ordered Mr. Adams into her presence, to whom she behaved as the reader will see in the next chapter.
.1 dialogue between Mr. Abraham Adams and the Lady Booby. MR. Adams was not far off; for he was drinking her ladyship's health below in a cup of her ale. He no sooner came before her, than she began in the following manner: ‘I wonder, sir, after the many great obligations you have had to this family,’ § all which the reader hath, in the course of this history, been minutely acquainted,) ‘that you will ungratefully show any respect to a fellow who hath been turned out of it for his misdeeds. Nor doth it, I can tell you, sir, become a man of your character, to run about the country with an idle fellow and wench. Indeed, as for the girl, I know no harm of her. Slipslop tells me she was formerly bred up in my house, and behaved as she ought, till she hankered after this fellow, and he spoiled her. Nay, she may still, perhaps, do very well, if he will let her alone. You are therefore doing a monstrous thing, in endeavouring to procure a match between these two people, which will be to the ruin of them both.’— ‘Madam,” says Adams, “if your ladyship will but hear me speak, I protest I never heard any harm of Mr. Joseph Andrews; if I had, I should have corrected him for it; for I never have, nor will, encourage the faults of those under my cure. As for the young woman, I assure your ladyship I have as good an opinion of her as your ladyship yourself, or any other can have. She is the sweetest tempered, honestest, worthiest, young creature; indeed, as to her beauty, I do not commend her on that account, though all men allow she is the handsomest woman, gentle or simple, that ever appeared in the parish.’ ‘You are very impertinent,’ says she, “to talk such fulsome stuff to me. It is mighty becoming truly in a clergyman to trouble himself about handsome women, and you are a delicate judge of beauty, no doubt. A man who hath lived all his life in such a rish as this, is a rare judge of beauty. idiculous! Beauty indeed! a countrywench a beauty!—I shall be sick whenever I hear beauty mentioned again. And so this wench is to stock the parish with beauties, I hope. But, sir, our poor is numerous enough already; I will have no more vagabonds settled here.”—“Madam, says Adams, ‘your ladyship is offended with me, I protest, without any reason. This couple were desirous to consummate long ago, and I dissuaded them from it; nay, I may venture to say, I believe I was the sole cause of their delaying it.”—“Well,’ says she, “and you did very wisely and honestly too, notwithstanding she is the greatest beauty in the parish.’—‘And now, madam, continued
he, ‘I only perform my office to Mr. Joseph.” — Pray, don't mister such fellows to me,’ cries the lady. He,” said the parson, “with the consent of Fanny, before my face put in the banns.”—“Yes,’ answered H. lady, “I suppose the slut is forward enough; Slipslop tells me how her head runs upon sellows; that is one of her beauties, I suppose. But if they have put in the banns, I desire you will publish them no more without my orders.”—“Madam, cries Adams, ‘if any one puts in sufficient caution, and assigns a proper reason against them, I am willing to surcease.”—“I tell you a reason,’ says she ‘ he is a vagabond, and he shall not settle here, and bring a nest of beggars into the parish; it will make us but little amends that they will be beauties.”—“Madam,’ answered Adams, “with the utmost submission to your ladyship, I have been informed by lawyer Scout, that any person who serves a year gains a settlement in the parish where he serves.”—“Lawyer Scout,’ replied the lady, “is an impudent coxcomb; I will have no lawyer Scout interfere with me. I repeat to you again, I will have no more incumbrances brought on us: so I desire you will proceed no farther.”—“Madam, returned Adams, ‘I would obey your ladyship in every thing that is lawful: but surely the parties being poor is no reason against their marrying. God forbid there should be any such law. The poor have little share enough of this world already; it would be barbarous indeed, to deny them the common privileges, and innocent enjoyments, which nature indulges to the animal creation.”—“Since you understand yourself no better, cries the lady, “nor the respect due from such as you to a woman of m distinction, than to affront my ears by o loose discourse, I shall mention but one short word; it is my orders to you, that you publish these banns no more; and if you dare, I will recommend it to your master, the doctor, to discard you from his service. I will, sir, notwithstanding your poor family; and then you and the greatest beauty in the parish may go and beg together.”—“Madam,’ answered Adams, ‘I know not what your ladyship, means by the terms master and service. I am in the service of a master who will never discard me for doing my duty; and if the doctor, (for indeed I have never been able to pay for a licence,) thinks proper to turn me from my cure, God will provide me, I hope, another. At least, my family, as well as myself, have hands: and he will prosper, I doubt not, our endeavours to get our bread honestly with them. Whilst my conscience is pure, I shall never fear what man can do unto me.”—“I condemn my humility,” said the lady, “for demeani myself to converse with you so long. shall take other measures; for I see you are
a confederate with them. But the sooner you leave me the better; and I shall give orders that my doors may no longer be open to you. I will suffer no parsons who run about the country with beauties to be entertained here.”—“Madam, said Adams, “I shall enter into no person's doors against their will : but I am assured, when you have inquired farther into this matter, you will applaud, not blame, my proceeding: and so | humbly take my leave :’ which he did with many bows, or at least many attempts at a bow.
CHAPTER III. What passed between the lady and Lawyer Scout.
In the afternoon, the lady sent for Mr. Scout, whom she attacked most violently, for intermeddling with her servants; which he denied, and indeed with truth; for he had only asserted accidentally, and perhaps rightly, that a year's service gained a settlement; and so far, he owned, he might have formerly informed the parson, and lieved it was law. “I am resolved,” said the lady, “to have no discarded servants of mine settled here; and so, if this be your law, I shall send to another lawyer.’ Scout said, “If she sent to a hundred lawyers, not one or all of them could alter the law. The utmost that was in the power of a lawyer, was to prevent the law's taking effect; and that he himself could do for her ladyship as well as any other; and I believe,” says he, ‘madam, your ladyship not being conversant in these matters, hath mistaken a difference; for I asserted only, that a man who served a year was settled. Now there is a material difference between being settled in law and settled in fact; and as I affirmed generally he was settled, and law is preferable to fact, my settlement must be understood in law, and not in fact. And suppose, madam, we admit he was settled in law, what use will they make of it? how doth that relate to fact? He is not settled in fact; and if he be not settled in fact, he is not an inhabitant; and if he is not an inhabitant, he is not of this parish; and then, undoubtedly, he ought not to be published here ; for Mr. Adams hath told me your ladyship's pleasure, and the reason, which is a very good one, to prevent burdening us with the poor; we have too many already, and I think we ought to have an act to hang or transport half of them. If we can prove in evidence that he is not settled in fact, it is another matter. What I said to Mr. Adams, was on a supposition that he was settled in fact; and, indeed, if that was the case, I should doubt.”—“Don’t tell me your sacts and your iss,’ said the lady; ‘I don't understand your gibberish; you take
too much upon you, and are very impertinent, in pretending to direct in this parish ; and you shall be taught better, I assure you, you shall. But as to the wench, I am resolved she shall not settle here; I will not suffer such beauties as these to produce children for us to keep.”—“Beauties, indeed! your ladyship is pleased to be merry, answered Scout. “Mr. Adams described her so to me,’ said the lady. Pray what sort of dowdy is it, Mr. Scout?”—“The ugliest creature almost I ever beheld; a poor, dirty drab ; your ladyship never saw such a wretch.”—“Well, but dear Mr. Scout, let her be what she will, these ugly women will bring children, you know; so that we must prevent the marriage.”—“True, madam,” replied Scout, “for the subsequent marriage co-operating with the law, will carry law into fact. When a man is married, he is settled in fact, and then he is not removable. I will see Mr. Adams, and I make no doubt of prevailing with him. His only objection is, doubtless, that he shall lose his fee; but that being once made easy, as it shall be, I am confident no farther objection will remain. No, no, it is impossible; but your ladyship can’t discommend his unwillingness, to depart from his fee. Every man ought to have a proper value for his fee. ‘As to the matter in question, is}. ladyship pleases to employ me in it, I will venture to promise you success. The laws of this .. are not so vulgar, as to permit a mean fellow to contend with one of your ladyship's fortune. We have one sure card, which is, to carry him before Justice Frolick, who, upon hearing your ladyship's name, will commit him without any farther questions. As for the dirty slut, we shall have nothing to do with her; for if we get rid of the fellow, the ugly jade will'—“Take what measures you please, good Mr. Scout,’ answered the lady: ‘but I wish you could rid the parish of both ; for Slipslop tells me such stories of this wench, that I abhor the thoughts of her; and though you say she is such an ugly slut, yet you know, dear Mr. Scout, these forward creatures, who run after men, will always find some as forward as themselves ; so that, to prevent the increase of beggars, we must get rid of her.’ —‘Your ladyship is very much in the right,’ answered Scout; ‘but I am afraid the law is a little deficient in giving us any such power of prevention; however, the justice will stretch it as far as he is able, to oblige your ladyship. To say truth, it is a great lessing to the country that he is in the commission; for he hath taken several poor off our hands that the law would never lay hold on. I know some justices who think as much of committing a man to Bridewell, as his lordship at size would of hanging him; but it would do à man good to see his worship, our justice, commit a fellow to Bridewell, he takes so much pleasure in it; and when once we ha’um there we seldom hear any more o’um. He's either starved or eat up by vermin in a month's time.”—Here the arrival of a visitor put an end to the conversation, and Mr. Scout, having undertaken the cause, and promised it success, departed. his Scout was one of those fellows who, without any knowledge of the law, or being bred to it, take upon them, in defiance of an act of parliament, to act as lawyers in the country, and are called so. They are the pests of society, and a scandal to a profession, to which indeed they do not belong, and which owes to such kind of rascallions the ill-will which weak persons bear towards it. With this fellow, to whom a little before she would not have condescended to have spoken, did a certain passion for Joseph, and the jealousy and the disdain of #. innocent Fanny, betray the Lady by into a familiar discourse, in which she inadvertently confirmed many hints with which Slipslop, whose gallant he was, had pre-acquainted him ; and whence he had taken an opportunity to assert those severe falsehoods of little Fanny, which possibly the reader might not have been well able to account for, if we had not thought proper to give him this information.
.1 short chapter, but very full of matter : particularly the arriral of Mr. Booby and his lady. All that night, and the next day, the Lady Booby passed with the utmost anxiety; her mind was distracted, and her soul tossed up and down by many turbulent and opposite passions. She loved, hated, pitied, scorned, admired, despised the same person by fits, which changed in a very short interval. On Tuesday morning, which happened to be a holyday, she went to church, where, to her surprise, Mr. Adams published the banns again with as audible a voice as before. It was lucky for her, that, as there was no sermon, she had an immediate opportunity of returning home to vent her rage, which she could not have concealed from the congregation five minutes; indeed, it was not then very numerous, the assembly consisting of no more than Adams, his clerk, his wife, the lady, and one of her servants. At her return she met Slipslop, who accosted her in these words: ‘O mean, what doth vour ladyship think? To be sure, lawyer Scout hath carried Joseph and Fanny both before the justice. All the parish are in tears, and say they will certainly be hanged; for nobody knows what it is for.”—“I suppose they deserve it,” says the lady. “Why
dost thou mention such wretches to me?”— “O dear madam!' answered Slipslop, ‘is it not a pity such a graceless young man should die a virulent death? I hope the judge will take commensuration on his youth As for Fanny, I don’t think it signifies much what becomes of her; and if poor Joseph hath done any thing, I could venture to swear she traduced him to it; few men ever come to fragrant punishment, but by those nasty creatures, which are a scandal to our sect.’ The lady was no more pleased at this news, after a moment's reflection, than Slipslop herself; for though she wished Fanny far enough, she did not desire the removal of Joseph, especially with her. She was puzzled how to act, or what to say on this occasion, when a coach and six drove into the court, and a servant acquainted her with the arrival of her nephew Booby and his lady. She ordered them to be conducted into a drawing-room, whither she presently repaired, having composed her countenance as well as she could ; and being a little satisfied that the wedding would by these means be at least interrupted, and that she should have an opportunity to execute any resolutions she might take, for which she saw herself provided with an excellent instrument in Scout.
The Lady Booby apprehended her servant had made a mistake, when he mentioned Mr. Booby's lady: for she had never heard of his marriage; but how great was her surprise, when at her entering the room, her nephew presented his wife to her! . ing, “Madam, this is that charming Pamela, of whom I am convinced you have heard so much.” The lady received her with more civility than he expected; indeed with the utmost; for she was perfectly polite, nor had any vice inconsistent with good breeding. They passed some little time in ordinary discourse, when a servant came and whispered Mr. Booby, who presently told the ladies he must desert them a little on some business of consequence; and as their discourse during his absence would afford little improvement or entertainment to the reader, we will leave them for a while to attend Mr. Booby.
Containing justice-business; curious precedents of depositions, and other matters necessary to be perused by all justices of the peace and their clerks. The young squire and his lady were no sooner alighted from their coach, than the servants began to inquire aster Mr. Joseph, from whom they said their lady had not heard a word, to her great surprise, since he had left Lady Booby's. Upon this they were instantly informed of what had lately happened, with which they hastily acquainted their master, who took an immediate resolution to go himself, and endeavour to restore his Pamela her brother, before she even knew she had lost him. The justice before whom the criminals were carried, and who lived within a short mile of the lady's house, was luckily Mr. Booby's acquaintance, by his having an estate in his neighbourhood. Ordering therefore his horses to his coach, he set out for the judgment-seat, and arrived when the justice had almost finished his business. He was conducted into a hall, where he was acquainted that his worship would wait on him in a moment; for he had only a man and a woman to commit to Bridewell first. As he was now convinced he had not a minute to lose, he insisted on the servant's introducing him directly into the room where the justice was then executing his office, as he called it. Being brought thither, and the first compliments being passed between the squire and his worship, the former asked the latter what crime those two young people had been guilty of “No great crime,’ answered the justice; “I have only ordered them to Bridewell for a month.”—“But what is their crime 2' repeated the squire. ‘Larceny, an’t please your honour,’ said Scout. ‘Ay,’ says the justice, “a kind of felonious larcenous thing. I believe I must order them a little correction too, a little stripping and whipping.” (Poor Fanny, who had hitherto supported all with the thoughts of Joseph's company, trembled at that sound; but, indeed, without reason; for none but the devil himself would have executed such a sentence on her.), “Still,” said the squire, ‘I am ignorant of the crime—the fact I mean.”— Why, there it is in peaper,’ answered the justice, showing him a deposition, which, in the absence of his clerk, he had written himself, of which we have with great difficulty procured an authentic copy; and here it follows verbatim et literatim —
The depusilion of James Scout, layer, and Thomas Trotter, yeoman, taken before me, ome % his majesty's justasses of ihe piece for Zumersetshire. ‘THEse deponants saith, and first Thomas Trotter for himself saith, that on the of this instant October, being Sabbath-day, between the hours of 3 and 4 in the after. noon, he zeed Joseph Andrews and Francis Goodwill walk akross a certanefelde belung.# to o Scout, and out of the path which ledes thru the said felde, and there he zede Joseph Andrews with a nise cut one hazel-twig, of the value, as he believes, of 3 half-pence, or thereabouts; and he saith that the said Francis Goodwill was likewise walking on the grass out of the said Path in the said selde, and did receive and
. in her hand the said twig, and so was comfarting, eacling, and abating to the said Joseph therein. And the said James Scout for himself says, that he verily believes the said twig to be his own proper twig,’ &c. “Jesus’ said the squire, “would you commit two persons to Bridewell for a .#. ‘Yes,’ said the lawyer, and with great lenity too; for if we had called it a young tree, they would have been both hanged. — Harkee,’ says the justice, taking aside the squire, ‘I should not have been so severe on this occasion, but Lady Booby desires to get them out of the parish; so lawyer Scout will give the constable orders to let them run away, if they please: but it seems they intend to marry together, and the lady hath no other means, as they are legally settled there, to prevent their bringing an incumbrance on her own parish.’— “Well,” said the squire, ‘I will take care my aunt shall be satisfied in this point; and likewise I promise you, Joseph here shall never be any incumbrance on her. I shall be obliged to you, therefore, if, instead of Bridewell, you will commit them to my cus: tody.”—“O! to be sure, sir, if you desire it,' answered the justice: and without more ado, Joseph id Fanny were delivered over to Squire Booby, whom Joseph very well knew, but little guessed how nearly he was related to him. The justice burnt his mittimus: the constable was sent about his business: the lawyer made no complaint for want of justice: and the prisoners, with exulting hearts, gave a thousand thanks to his honour, Mr. Booby; who did not intend their obligations to him should cease here; for, ordering his man to produce a cloak-bag, which he had caused to be brought from Lady Booby's on purpose, he desired the justice that he might have Joseph with him into a room; where, ordering a servant to take out a suit of his own clothes, with linen and other necessaries, he left Joseph to dress himself, who, not yet knowing the cause of all this civility, excused his accepting such a favour as long as decently he could. Whilst Joseph was dressing, the squire repaired to the justice, whom he found talking with Fanny; for, during the examination, she had flopped her hat over her eyes, which were also bathed in tears, and had by that means concealed from his worship, what might perhaps have rendered the arrival of Mr. Booby unnecessary, at least for herself. The justice no sooner saw her countenance cleared up, and her bright eyes shining o her tears, than he secretly cursed himself for having once thought of Bridewell for her. He would willingly have sent his own wife thither, to have had Fanny in her place. And conceiving almost at the same instant desires,