Jen. Never make question of that. And first I saluted her with a green gown, and after fell as hard a-wooing as if the priest had been at our backs to have married us. Geo. What, did she grant? Jen. Did she grant! never make question of that. And she gave me a shirt-collar wrought over with no counterfeit stuff. Geo. What, was it gold? Jen. Nay, 'twas better than gold. Geo. What was it? Jen. Right Coventry blue. We* had no sooner come there but wot you who came by? Geo. No: who? Jen. Clim the sow-gelder. Geo. Came he by? Jen. He spied Madge and I sit together: he leapt from his horse, laid his hand on his dagger, and began to swear. Now I seeing he had a dagger, and I nothing but this twig in my hand, I gave him fair words and said nothing. He comes to me, and takes me by the bosom. "You whoreson slave," said he, "hold my horse, and look he take no cold in his feet." "No, marry, shall he, sir," quoth I; "I'll lay my cloak underneath him." I took my cloak, spread it all along, and [set] his horse on the midst of it. Geo. Thou clown, didst thou set his horse upon thy cloak? Jen. Ay, but mark how I served him. Madge and he were no sooner gone down into the ditch, but I plucked out my knife, cut four holes in my cloak, and made his horse stand on the bare ground. Geo. "Twas well done. Now, sir, go and survey my fields if you find any cattle in the corn, to pound with them. Jen. And if I find any in the pound, I shall turn them out. [Exit. Enter the EARL OF KENDAL, LORD BONFIELD, SIR GILBERT [Retires with the others. Re-enter JENKIN† blowing his horn. Jen. O master, where are you? we have a prize. Geo. A prize! what is it? Jen. Three goodly horses in our wheat-close. *We] The 4to. "Who." t Jenkin] The 4to. "Iacke." Geo. Three horses in our wheat-close! whose be they? Jen. Marry, that's a riddle to me; but they are there; velvet horses, and I never saw such horses before. As my duty was, I put off my cap, and said as followeth: "My masters, what do you make in our close?" One of them, hearing me ask what he made there, held up his head and neighed, and after his manner laughed as heartily as if a mare had been tied to his girdle. My masters," said I, “it is no laughing matter; for, if my master take you here, you go as round as a top to the pound." Another untoward jade, hearing me threaten him to the pound and to tell you of them, cast up both his heels, and let such a monstrous great fart, that was as much as in his language to say, "A fart for the pound, and a fart for George-a-Greene." Now I, hearing this, put on my cap, blew my horn, called them all jades, and came to tell you. Geo. Now, sir, go and drive me those three horses to the pound. Jen. Do you hear? I were best take a constable with me. Gco. Why so? Jen. Why, they,* being gentlemen's horses, may stand on their reputation, and will not obey me. Geo. Go, do as I bid you, sir. Jen. Well, I may go. The EARL OF KENDAL, LORD BONFIELD, and SIR GILBERT ARMSTRONG, Ccome forward. Ken. Whither away, sir? Jen. Whither away! I am going to put the horses in the pound. Ken. Sirrah, those three horses belong to us, And we put them in, And they must tarry there and eat their fill. Jen. Stay, I will go tell my master.-Hear you, master? we have another prize: those three horses be in your wheat-close still, and here be three geldings more. Geo. What be these? Jen. These are the masters of the horses. Geo. Now, gentlemen, (I know not your degrees, But more you cannot be, unless+ you be kings,) Why wrong you us of Wakefield with your horses! I am the Pinner, and, before you pass, You shall make good the trespass they have done. Ken. Peace, saucy mate, prate not to us: I tell thee, Pinner, we are gentlemen. * Why, they, &c.] Given in the 4to. to George. tunless] Qy. "'less"? Geo. Why, sir, So may I, sir, although I give no arms. Ken. Thou! how art thou a gentleman? Jen. And such is my master, and he may give as good arms as ever your great grandfather could give. Ken. Pray thee, let me hear how. Jen. Marry, my master may give for his arms the picture of April in a green jerkin, with a rook on one fist and an horn on the other: but my master gives his arms the wrong way, for he gives the horn on his fist; and your grandfather, because he would not lose his arms, wears the horn on his own head. Ken. Well, Pinner, sith our horses be in, Geo. Now, by my father's soul, Ken. Why, man, thou knowest not us: We do belong to Henry Momford, Earl of Kendal; [self: Ken. Why didst thou strike me, then? Much more, King Edward is my king: And maintain good whatsoever I have said. Bon. A pardon, my lord, for this Pinner; Wilt thou leave Wakefield and wend with me, Geo. Ay, my lord, considering me one thing, You will leave these arms and follow your good king. Ken. Why, George, I rise not against King Edward, But for the poor that is oppress'd by wrong; Geo. Why, what care I? a poor man that is true, And, when I have my will, dub thee a knight. Is better than an earl, if he be false. Traitors reap no better favours at my hands. Now or never lay hold on the Pinner! All the train comes forward. Geo. Stay, my lord, let us parley on these Not Hercules against two, the proverb is, they did, I would have stopt your passage unto London : Ken. What dost thou murmur, George? If thou be Henry Momford, Kendal's earl, Geo. Why, my lord, have you any hope to win? This were a mighty reason. Ken. Why, it is A miraculous prophecy, and cannot fail. Jen. Sir? Geo. Go your ways home, sir, And drive me those three horses home unto my house, And pour them down a bushel of good oats. * didst] The 4to. "doest". You would cashier him, &c.] In Dodsley's Old Plays a vain attempt is made to restore the metre of this cor Ever to match me with a troop of men. [wrong, rupted passage by arranging it as follows,— * And] Qy. "Ay"? Were good King Edward's horses in the corn, They shall, &c. In passages like this our old writers often prefer "shall" to "should." And see noto t, p. 123, sec. col. lord] The 4to. "Lords." "You would cashier him. Much more, King Edward is my king: and before I'll hear him So wrong'd, I'll die within this place, considering] Qy. "conceding"? § vail] i. c. lower. Here in a wood, not far from hence, Geo. My man shall conduct you to the place; But, good my lord,† tell me true what the wise man saith. Ken. That will I, as I am Earl of Kendal. Grime. Nay, are you not Some crafty quean that comes from George-aGreene, That rascal, with some letters to my daughter? I will have you search'd. Wily. Alas, sir, it is Hebrew unto me, To tell me of George-a-Greene or any other. Search me, good sir, and if you find a letter About me, let me have the punishment that's due. Grime. Why are you muffled? I like you the worse for that. Wily. I am not, sir, asham'd to show my face; Yet loth I am my cheeks should take the air: Not that I'm chary of my beauty's hue, But that I'm troubled with the tooth-ache sore. [Unmuffies. Grime. [aside.] A pretty wench, of smiling countenance ! Old men can like, although they cannot love; And love, though not so brief as young men can.- Go in, my wench, and speak with my daughter. [Exit WILY into the house. Is more than God or man will well allow. Enter, from the house, BETTRIS in WILY's apparel. How now, my wench! how is't? what, not a word? Alas, poor soul, the tooth-ache plagues her sore.- Here is an angel for to buy thee pins, [Exit. Enter the EARL OF KENDAL, LORD BONFIELD, SIR GILBERT ARMSTRONG, and JENKIN. Ken. Come away, Jenkin. "daughter" is a trisyllable: sce Walker's Shakespeare's Versification, &c., p. 208. town] Qy. "dower"? Ken. Father, we come not for advice in war, A baser man shall give you all the foil. Geo. Pull all your plumes and sore dishonour you. Ken. He! as how? Geo. Nay, the end tries all; but so it will fall out. Ken. But so it shall not, by my honour+ Christ. I'll raise my camp, and fire Wakefield town, Give your man leave to fetch me my staff. I care not though you be three to one. [yet; Now conquer me, and then march on to London: But shall go hard but I will hold you task. Arm. Come, my lord, cheerly, I'll kill him hand to hand. Ken. A thousand pound to him that strikes that stroke! Geo. Then give it me, for I will have the first. Bon. Why, to the king: For rather had we bide what he appoints, leese] i. e. lose. thonour] Qy. "honour'd"? hast thou] Qy. "thou hast"? Jen. Were not you a fortune-teller to-day? Jen. So sure am I become a juggler. What will you say if I juggle your sweet-heart? Geo. Peace, prating losel! her jealous father Doth wait o'er her with such suspicious eyes, That, if a man but dally by her feet, He thinks it straight a witch to charm his daughter. Geo. A suit of green, and twenty crowns besides. Jen. Well, by your leave, give me room. You must give me something that you have lately worn. Geo. Here is a gown, will that serve you? [Gives gown. Jen. Ay, this will serve me. Keep out of my Lest you be toru in pieces with she-devils.-- JENKIN throws the gown in, and BETTRIS comes out. O, is this no cunning ? * Geo. Is this my love, or is it but her shadow? Jen. Ay, this is the shadow, but here is the substance. Geo. Tell me,t sweet love, what good fortune For one it was that favour'd George-a-Greene. George, In whose sweet sight is all my heart's content. Bet. A willing mind hath many slips in love: Bet. In my apparel, in my chamber still. And in my cottage we will sit and talk. [Exeunt. Enter KING EDWARD, JAMES KING OF SCOTS, LORD K. Edw. Brother of Scotland, I do hold it hard, Jen. Well, what will you give me, if I bring Chiefly where fealty and homage will it. her hither? * Exeunt all except George] Here a change of scene is supposed.-See note*, p. 160, sec. col., note*, p. 237, first col., and note 1, p. 265, first col. ↑ Bettris) A trisyllable here,-Betteris: = Beatrice. a witch] i. e. a sorcerer, as is remarked by Walker (Crit. Exam. of the text of Shakespeare, &c. ii. 89), who arranges the passage thus; "Her jealous father doth wait over her K. James. Brother of England, rub not the sore afresh ; My conscience grieves me for my deep misdeed. * is this no cunning?] Qy. "this is no cunning!"? Tell me, &c.] It is plain from Bettris's answer that something has dropt out here. twill] The 4to. "willeth." |