VERSES WRITTEN ON A WINDOW OF THE WE came na here to view your warks But when we tirl'd at your door, Your porter dought na hear us; Sae may, shou'd we to hell's yetts come, Your billy Satan sair us! EPIGRAM. WRITTEN AT INVERARY. WHOE'ER he be that sojourns here, The Lord their God, his Grace. There's naething here but Highland pride, And Highland scab and hunger; If Providence has sent me here, 'Twas surely in an anger. VERSES ADDRESSED TO J. RANKINE, ON HIS WRITING ΤΟ THE POET, I AM a keeper of the law I hae been in for't ance or twice, A whaup's i' the nest. LINES SAID TO HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY BURNS, WHILE ON HIS DEATH-BED, TO JOHN RANKINE, AYRSHIRE, AND FORWARDED TO HIM IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE POET'S DECEASE. He who of Rankine sang, lies stiff and dead; LINES WRITTEN EXTEMPORE IN A LADY'S POCKET BOOK. live GRANT me, indulgent Heav'n, that I may THE HENPECK'D HUSBAND. I'd kiss her maids, and kick the perverse bitch. EXTEMPORE LINES, IN ANSWER TO A CARD FROM AN INTIMATE FRIEND OF BURNS, WISHING HIM TO SPEND AN HOUR AT A TAVERN. THE King's most humble servant I, But I'll be wi' ye by an' bye; Or else the Deil's be in it. My bottle is my holy pool, That heals the wounds o' care an' dool, And pleasure is a wanton trout, An' ye drink it, ye'll find him out. ANSWER TO A POETICAL EPISTLE SENT THE AUTHOR BY A TAILOR. WHAT ails ye now, ye lousie bitch, I didna suffer ha'f sae much Frae Daddie Auld. What tho' at times when I grow crouse, I gi'e their wames a random pouse, Your servant sae? A furnicator-loun he call'd me, Gae mind your seam, ye prick-the-louse, Quo' I, 'I fear unless ye geld me, GIVEN AT A MEETING A TOAST OF THE DUMFRIESSHIRE VOLUNTEERS, HELD TO COMMEMORATE THE ANNIVERSARY OF RODNEY'S VICTORY, APRIL 12TH, 1782. INSTEAD of a Song, boys, I'll give you a Toast, Here's the memory of those on the twelfth that we lost: ON SEEING THE BEAUTIFUL SEAT OF LORD GALLOWAY. WHAT dost thou in that mansion fair? Flit, Galloway, and find Some narrow, dirty, dungeon cave, The picture of thy mind! ON THE SAME. No Stewart art thou, Galloway, ON THE SAME. BRIGHT ran thy line, O Galloway, TO THE SAME, ON THE AUTHOR BEING THREATENED WITH HIS RESENTMENT. SPARE me thy vengeance, Galloway, In quiet let me live: I ask no kindness at thy hand, For thou hast none to give. HE clench'd his pamphlets in his fist, Collected Harry stood awee, Then open'd out his arm, man; His lordship sat wi' ruefu' e'e, And ey'd the gathering storm, man: Like wind-driv'n hail it did assail, Or torrents owre a linn, man; The Bench sae wise, lift up their eyes, Half-wauken'd wi' the din, man. LAMENT him, Mauchline husbands a', | Ye Mauchline bairns, as on ye pass He aften did assist ye; For had ye staid whole weeks awa, Your wives they ne'er had miss'd ye. To school in bands thegither, O tread ye lightly on his grass, Perhaps he was your father. |