O wha will tell me how to ca't? The rantin dog, the daddie o't. When I mount the creepie-chair,* Wha will crack † to me my lane? The rantin dog, the daddie o't. [The poet attached the following note to this production in the copy of the "Museum" which belonged to his friend Mr Riddell :-"I composed this song pretty early in life, and sent it to a young girl, a particular acquaintance of mine, who was at that time under a cloud."] HERE'S HIS HEALTH IN WATER. Tune-"The Job of Journey-work." ALTHO' my back be at the wa', Yet, here's his health in water. Yet here's his health in water! [Stenhouse, in his note to this song, states that Burns threw it off in jocular allusion to his own and Jean Armour's awkward predicament before their marriage.] * the penance-stool in the church. † converse. § defaulter. I dread. ADDRESS TO THE UNCO GUID, OR THE RIGIDLY RIGHTEOUS. My Son, these maxims make a rule, The Rigid Wise anither: The cleanest corn that e'er was dight So ne'er a fellow-creature slight For random fits o' daffin. SOLOMON.-Eccles. ch. vii. verse 16. O YE wha are sae guid yoursel, Sae pious and sae holy, Ye've nought to do but mark and tell Hear me, ye venerable core, As counsel for poor mortals I, for their thoughtless, careless sakes, Ye see your state wi' theirs compared, But cast a moment's fair regard, What maks the mighty differ? * thoughtless. † unlucky. : exchange. Discount what scant occasion gave, That purity ye pride in ; And (what's aft mair than a' the lave) * Think, when your castigated pulse Wi' wind and tide fair i' your tail, Right on ye scud your sea-way; See Social Life and Glee sit down, O would they stay to calculate Or your more dreaded hell to state, Ye high, exalted, virtuous dames, Before ye gie poor Frailty names, Ye're aiblins + nae temptation. Then gently scan your brother man, Tho' they may gang a kennin ‡ wrang, * others. † perhaps. + admittedly. One point must still be greatly dark, The moving Why they do it ; Who made the heart, 'tis He alone He knows each chord, its various tone, We never can adjust it ; What's done we partly may compute, But know not what's resisted. [This is pre-eminently one of those poems whose lines become "mottoes of the heart." In all likelihood, the period in Burns' life we have now reached was the date of its composition: yet it is rather remarkable that he withheld it from publication in his Kilmarnock edition of that year.] THE INVENTORY; IN ANSWER TO A MANDATE BY THE SURVEYOR SIR, as your mandate did request, I send you here a faithfu' list, O' gudes an' gear, * an' a' my graith, t Imprimis, then, for carriage cattle, * substantials of any kind. t accoutrements. § fore-horse on the left-hand in the plough.-R. B. hindmost on the left-hand in the plough.-R. B. ✰ plough-stick. That aft has borne me hame frae Killie, Gin he be spar'd to be a beast, For men, I've three mischievous boys, ¶ hardly. hindmost-horse on the right-hand in the plough.—R. B. ** wheel. tt cattle. 1 A driver of the plough team: the name is derived from the practice of using a gaud or prick in some countries where oxen are yoked to the plough. |