Servant, you are welcome to a worthless mistress. Pro. I'll die on him that says so, but yourself. . Sil. That you are welcome ? No; that you are worthless. Pro. Enter Servant. Ser. Madam, my lord your father would speak with you. Sil. I'll wait upon his pleasure. [Exit Servant. Come, sir Thurio, Go with me:-Once more, new servant, welcome: I'll leave you to confer of home-affairs ; When you have done, we look to hear from you. Pro. We'll both attend upon your ladyship. [Exeunt SILVIA, TAURIO, and SPEED: L’al. Now, tell me, how do all from whence you came? Pro. Your friends are well, and have them much commended. Val. And how do yours? Pro. I left them all in health. Val, How does your lady ? and how thrives your love? Pro. My tales of love were wont to weary you; I know, you joy not in a love-discourse. Val. Ay, Proteus, but that life is alter'd now: I have done penance for contemning love; Whose high imperious thoughts have punish'd me With bitter fasts, with penitential groans, With nightly tears, and daily heart-sore sighs; For, in revenge of my contempt of love, . Love hath chac'd sleep from my enthralled eyes, And made them watchers of mine own heart's sorrow. Pro. Enough; I read your fortune in your eye: Was this the idol that you worship so ? Val. Even she; and is she not a heavenly saint? I will not flatter her. Val. O, flatter me; for love delights in praises. Pro. When I was sick, you gave me bitter pills; And I must minister the like to you. Val. Then speak the truth by her; if not divine, Yet let her be a principality, Sovereign to all the creatures on the earth. Pro. Except my mistress. Sweet, except not any; Except thou wilt except against my love. Pro. Have I not reason to prefer mine own? Val. And I will help thee to prefer her too: She shall be dignified with this high honour,To bear my lady's train; lest the base earth Should from her vesture chance to steal a kiss, And, of so great a favour growing proud, Disdain to root the summer-swelling flower, And make rough winter everlastingly. Pro. Why, Valentine, what braggardism is this? Val. Val. Pardon me, Proteus : all I can, is nothing Pro. Then let her alone., .: own; And I as rich in having such a jewel, Pro. But she loves you? Ay, and we are betroth'd; Pro. Go on before; I shall enquire you forth : Val. Will you make 'haste ? [Exit VAL. Even as one heat another heat expels, Or as one nail by strength drives out another, So the remembrance of my former love' [Exit. SCENE V. Enter Speed and LAUNCE. Laun. Forswear not thyself, sweet youth; for I am not welcome. I reckon this always-that a man 7 On further knowledge. Glia? is never undone, till he be hanged; nor never welcome to a place, till some certain shot be paid, and the hostess say, welcome. Speed. Come on, you mad-cap, I'll to the alehouse with you presently; where, for one shot of five pence, thou shalt have five thousand welcomes. But, sirrah, how did thy master part with madam Julia? · Laun. Marry, after they closed in earnest, they parted very fairly in jest. Speed. But shall she marry him? Laun. Marry, thus; when it stands well with him, it stands well with her. Speed. What an ass art thou? I understand thee not. Laun. What a block art thou, that thou canst not? My staff understands me. Speed. What thou say'st ? Laun. Ay, and what I do too: look thee, I'll but lean, and my staff understands me. Speed. It stands under thee, indeed. Laun. Ask my dog : if he say, ay, it will; if he say, no, it will; if he shake his tail, and say nothing, it will. |