Alake! that e'er my Muse has reason Wi' liquors nice, An' hardly, in a winter's season, E'er spier her price. Wae worth that brandy, burning trash! Fell source o' monie a pain an' brash! Twins monie a poor, doylt, drunken hash, O' half his days; An' sends, beside, auld Scotland's cash To her warst faes. Ye Scots, wha wish auld Scotland well! Poor plackless devils like mysel! Wi' bitter, dearthfu' wines to mell, Or foreign gill. May gravels round his blather wrench, O' sour disdain, Out owre a glass o' whisky punch Wi' honest men. O whisky! soul o' plays an' pranks! When wanting thee, what tuneless cranks Are my poor verses! Thou comes-1 -they rattle i' their ranks At ither's a-s! Thee, Ferintosh! O sadly lost! May kill us a'; For loyal Forbes' charter'd boast Is ta'en awa! Thae curst horse-leeches o' th' Excise, Haud up thy han', Deil! ance, twice, thrice! An' bake them up in brunstane pies For poor d-n'd drinkers. Fortune! if thou'll but gie me still Tak' a' the rest, An' deal't about as thy blind skill Directs thee best. THE AUTHOR'S EARNEST CRY AND PRAYER TO THE SCOTCH REPRESENTATIVES IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. Dearest of distillation! last and best! How art thou lost! Parody on Milton. YE Irish Lords, ye Knights an' Squires In parliament, To you a simple poet's prayers Are humbly sent. Alas! my roupet Muse is hearse! Your honours heart wi' grief 'twad pierce, To see her sittin on her a Low i' the dust, An' scriechin out prosaic verse, An' like to brust! 1 This was written before the act anent the Scotch Distil leries, of session 1786. Tell them wha hae the chief direction, An' rouse them up to strong conviction, An' move their pity. Stand forth, an' tell yon Premier-Youth, Tell him o' mine an' Scotland's drouth, His servants humble: The muckle devil blaw ye south, If ye dissemble! Does ony great man glunch an' gloom? Wi' them wha grant 'em : If honestly they canna come, Far better want 'em. In gath'rin votes you were na slack; An' hum an' haw; But raise your arm, an' tell your crack Paint Scotland greeting owre her thrissle; Seizin a stell, Triumphant crushin't like a mussel THE AUTHOR'S EARNEST CRY AND PRAYER' TO THE SCOTCH REPRESENTATIVES IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. Dearest of distillation! last and best! How art thou lost! Parody on Milton. YE Irish Lords, ye Knights an' Squires In parliament, To you a simple poet's prayers Are humbly sent. Alas! my roupet Muse is hearse! Your honours heart wi' grief 'twad pierce, To see her sittin on her a— Low i' the dust, An' scriechin out prosaic verse, An' like to brust! 1 This was written before the act anent the Scotch Distil leries, of session 1786. |