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of the offence which had been committed by one of the army, I had reason to think it might have been one of my own sons, for who else would have been so audacious and presuming! I gave orders therefore for the lights to be extinguished, that I might not be led astray, by partiality or compassion, from doing justice on the criminal. Upon the lighting the flambeaux a second time, I looked upon the face of the dead person, and, to my unspeakable joy, found it was not my son. It was for this reason that I immediately fell upon my knees and gave thanks to God. As for my eating heartily of the food you have set before me, you will cease to wonder at it, when you know that the great anxiety of mind I have been in upon this occasion, since the first complaints you brought me, has hindered my eating any thing from that time until this very moment.'

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THERE is a certain female ornament by some called a tucker, and by others the neck-piece, being a slip of fine linen or muslin that used to run in a small kind of ruffle round the uppermost verge of the women's stays, and by that means covered a great part of the shoulders and bosom. Having thus given a definition, or rather description of the tucker, I must take notice that our ladies have of late thrown aside this fig-leaf, and exposed in its primitive nakedness that gentle swelling of the breast which it was used to conceal. What their design by it is, they themselves best know.

I observed this as I was sitting the other day by a famous she-visitant at my lady Lizard's, when accidently as I was looking upon her face, letting my sight fall into her bosom, I was surprised with beauties which I never be fore discovered, and do not know where my eye would have run, if I had not immediately checked it. The lady herself could not forbear blushing, when she observed by my looks that she had made her neck too beautiful and glaring an object, even for a man of my character and gravity. I could scarce forbear making use of my hand to cover so unseemly a sight.

If we survey the pictures of our great grandmothers in queen Elizabeth's time, we see them elothed down to the very wrists, and up to the very chin. The hands and face were the only samples they gave of their beautiful persons. The following age of females made larger discoveries of their complexion. They first of all

tucked up their garments to the elbow, and notwithstanding the tenderness of the sex, were content, for the information of mankind, to expose their arms to the coldness of the air, and injuries of the weather. This artifice bath succeeded to their wishes, and betrayed many to their arms, who might have escaped them had they been still concealed.

About the same time, the ladies considering that the neck was a very modest part in a human body, they freed it from those yokes, I mean those monstrous linen ruffs, in which the simplicity of their grandmothers had inclosed it. In proportion as the age refined, the dress still sunk lower; so that when we now say a woman has a handsome neck, we reckon into it many of the adjacent parts. The disuse of the tucker bas still enlarged it, insomuch that the neck of a fine woman at present takes in almost half the body.

Since the female neck thus grows upon us, and the ladies seem disposed to discover themselves to us more and more, I would fain have them tell us once for all, how far they intend to go, and whether they have yet determined among themselves where to make a stop.

For my own part, their necks, as they call them, are no more than busts of alabaster in my eye. I can look upon

The yielding marble of a snowy breast,'

with as much coldness as this line of Mr. Waller represents in the object itself. But my fair readers ought to consider that all their beholders are not Nestors. Every man is not sufficiently qualified with age and philosophy, to be an indifferent spectator of such allurements. The eyes of young men are curious and penetrating, their imaginations are of a roving nature, and their passion under no discipline or restraint. I am in pain for a woman of rank, when I see her thus exposing herself to the regards of every impudent staring fellow. How can she expect that her quality can defend her, when she gives such provocation? I could not but observe last winter, that upon the disuse of the neck-piece (the ladies will pardon me, if it is not the fashionable term of art) the whole tribe of oglers gave their eyes a new determination, and stared the fair sex in the neck rather than in the face. To prevent these saucy familiar glances, I would entreat my gentle readers to sew on their tuckers again, to retrieve the modesty of their characters, and not to imitate the nakedness, but the innocence, of their mother Eve.

What most troubles and indeed surprises me in this particular, I have observed that the leaders in this fashion were most of them mar ried women. What their design can be in making themselves bare I cannot possibly imagine. Nobody exposes wares that are appropriated. When the bird is taken, the snare

ought to be removed. It was a remarkable circumstance in the institution of the severe Lycurgus: as that great lawgiver knew that the wealth and strength of a republic consisted in the multitude of citizens, he did all he could to encourage marriage. In order to it he prescribed a certain loose dress for the Spartan maids, in which there were several artificial rents and openings, that upon their putting themselves in motion, discovered several limbs of the body to the beholders. Such were the baits and temptations made use of by that wise lawgiver, to incline the young men of ais age to marriage. But when the maid was once sped, she was not suffered to tantalize the male part of the commonwealth.

Calais, and since that, several bruises upon the land, lame post-horses by day, and hard beds at night, with many other dismal adventures, "Quorum animus meminisse horret luctuqne refugit, Virg. Æn. ii. 12.

"At which my memory with grief recoils."

'My arrival at Paris was at first no less uncomfortable, where I could not see a face nor hear a word that I ever met with before; so that my most agreeable companions have been statues and pictures, which are many of them very extraordinary; but what particularly recommends them to me is, that they do not speak French, and have a very good quality, Her gar-rarely to be met with in this country, of not being too talkative.

ments were closed up, and stitched together with the greatest care imaginable. The shape of her limbs and complexion of her body had gained their ends, and were ever after to be concealed from the notice of the public.

I shall conclude this discourse of the tucker with a moral which I have taught upon all occasions, and shall still continue to inculcate into my female readers; namely, that nothing bestows so much beauty on a woman as modesty. This is a maxim laid down by Ovid himself, the greatest master in the art of love. He observes upon it, that Venus pleases most when she appears (semi-reducta) in a figure withdrawing herself from the eye of the bebolder. It is very probable he had in his thoughts the statue which we see in the Venus de Medicis, where she is represented in such a shy retiring posture, and covers her bosom with one of her bands. In short, modesty gives the maid greater beauty than even the bloom of youth, it bestows on the wife the dignity of a matron, and reinstates the widow in her viginity.

No. 101.] Tuesday, July 7, 1713.

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Tros Tyriusve mihi nullo discrimine habetur.
Virg. Eu. i. 578.

Trojan and Tyrian differ but in name,
Both to my favour have an equal claim.

THIS being the great day of thanksgiving for the peace, I shall present my reader with a couple of letters that are the fruits of it. They are written by a gentleman who has taken this opportunity to see France, and has given his friends in England a general account of what he has there met with, in several epistles. Those which follow were put into my hands with liberty to make them public, and I question not but my reader will think himself obliged to me for so doing.

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'I am settled for some time at Paris. Since my being here I have made the tour of all the king's palaces, which has been, I think, the pleasantest part of my life. I could not believe it was in the power of art, to furnish out such a multitude of noble scenes as I there met with, or that so many delightful prospects could lie within the compass of a man's imagination. There is every thing done that car. be expected from a prince who removes mountains, turns the course of rivers, raises woods in a day's time, and plants a village or town on such a particular spot of ground, only for the bettering of a view. One would wonder to see how many tricks be has made the water play for his diversion. It turns itself into pyramids, triumphal arches, glass bottles, imitates a fire work, rises in a mist, or tells a story out of Æsop.

'I do not believe, as good a poet as you are, that you can make finer landscapes than those about the king's houses, or, with all your descriptions, raise a more magnificent palace than Versailles. I am, however, so singular as to prefer Fontainbleau to all the rest. It is situated among rocks and woods, that give you a fine variety of salvage prospects. The king has humoured the genius of the place, and only made use of so much art as is necessary to help and regulate nature, without reforming her too much. The cascades seem to break

through the clefts and cracks of rocks that are covered over with moss, and look as if they is an artificial wildness in the meadows, walks, were piled upon one another by accident. There and canals; and the garden, instead of a wall, is fenced on the lower end by a natural mound of rock-work that strikes the eye very agreeably. For my part, I think there is something more charming in these rude heaps of stone than in so many statues, and would as soon see a river winding through woods and meadows, as when it is tossed up in so many whimsical figures at Versailles. To pass from works of nature to those of art: In my opinion, the pleasantest part of Versailles is the gallery.

Every one sees on each side of it something | It is not in the power of want or slavery to
that will be sure to please him. For one of make them miserable. There is nothing to
them commands a view of the finest garden in
the world, and the other is wainscoted with
looking glass. The history of the present
king until the year 16— is painted on the roof
by Le Brun, so that his majesty has actions
enough by him to furnish another gallery
much longer than the present.

"The painter has represented his most Christian majesty under the figure of Jupiter, throwing thunderbolts all about the ceiling, and striking terror into the Danube and Rhine, that lie astonished and blasted with lightning a little above the cornice.

be met with in the country but mirth and
poverty. Every one sings, laughs, and starves.
Their conversation is generally agreeable; for
if they have any wit or sense, they are sure to
show it. They never mend upon a second
meeting, but use all the freedom and familia-
rity at first sight, that a long intimacy or
abundance of wine, can scarce draw from an
Englishman. Their women are perfect mis-
tresses in the art of showing themselves to the
best advantage. They are always gay and
sprightly, and set off the worst faces in Europe
with the best airs. Every one knows how to
give herself as charming a look and posture as
sir Godfrey Kneller could draw her in. I can-
not end my letter without observing, that from
what I have already seen of the world, I can-
not but set a particular mark of distinction
upon those who abound most in the virtues of
their nation, and least with its imperfections.
When, therefore, I see the good sense of an
Englishman in its highest perfection without
any mixture of the spleen, I hope you will ex-
cuse me, if I admire the character, and am
ambitious of subscribing myself,

'But what makes all these shows the more
agreeable, is the great kindness and affability
that is shown to strangers. If the French do
not excel the English in all the arts of huma-
nity, they do at least in the outward expres-
sions of it. And upon this, as well as other
accounts, though I believe the English are a
much wiser nation, the French are undoubtedly
much more happy. Their old men in parti-
cular are, I believe, the most agreeable in the
world. An antediluvian could not have more
life and briskness in him at threescore and ten:
for that fire and levity which makes the young
ones scarce conversible, when a little wasted
and tempered by years, makes a very pleasant
and gay old age. Besides, this national fault No. 102.] Wednesday, July 8, 1713.
of being so very talkative looks natural and
graceful in one that has grey hairs to counte-
nance it. The mentioning this fault in the
French must put me in mind to finish my
letter, lest you think me already too much in-
fected by their conversation; but I must desire
you to consider, that travelling does in this
respect lay a little claim to the privilege of old
age.
'I am, Sir, &c.'

'SIR,

Blois, May 15, N. S. 'I cannot pretend to trouble you with any news from this place, where the only advan tage I have besides getting the language, is to see the nanners and tempers of the people, which I believe may be better learnt here than in courts and greater cities, where artifice and disguise are more in fashion.

I have already seen, as I informed you in my last, all the king's palaces, and have now seen a great part of the country. I never thought there had been in the world such an excessive magnificence or poverty as I have met with in both together. One can scarce conceive the pomp that appears in every thing about the king; but at the same time it makes half his subjects go bare-foot. The people are, however, the happiest in the world, and enjoy, from the benefit of their climate, and natural constitution, such a perpetual gladness of heart and easiness of temper as even liberty and plenty cannot bestow on those of other nations.

Sir, yours, &c.'

Natos ad flumina primùm
Deferimus, &evoque gela duramus et nudis.
Virg. Æn. ix. 603.

Strong from the cradle, of a sturdy brood,
We bear our new-born infants to the flood;
There bath'd amid the stream, our boys we ho.d,
With winter harden'd, and inur'd to cold. Dryden,

I AM always beating about in my thoughts
for something that may turn to the benefit of
my dear countrymen. The present season of
the year having put most of them in slight
summer-suits, has turned my speculations to
a subject that concerns every one who is sen-
sible of cold or heat, which I believe takes in
the greatest part of my readers.

There is nothing in nature more inconstant than the British climate, if we except the humour of its inhabitants. We have frequently in one day all the seasons of the year. I have shivered in the dog-days, and been forced to throw off my coat in January. I have gone tu bed in August, and rose in December. Summer has often caught me in my drap de Berry and winter in my Doily suit.

I remember a very whimsical fellow (com. monly known by the name of Posture-master) in king Charles the Second's reign, who was the plague of all the tailors about town. He would often send for one of them to take measure of him, but would so contrive it as to have a most immoderate rising in one of his shoulders. When the clothes were brought

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home and tried upon him, the deformity was | He could no more live without his frize coat, removed into the other shoulder. Upon which than without his skin. It is not indeed so the tailor begged pardon for the mistake, and properly his coat as what the anatomists call mended it as fast as he could, but upon a third one of the integuments of the body. trial found him a straight-shouldered man as one would desire to see, but a little unfortunate in a hump back. In short, this wandering tumour puzzled all the workmen about town, who found it impossible to accommodate so changeable a customer. My reader will apply this to any one who would adapt a suit to a season of our English climate.

How different an old man is Crassus from myself! It is, indeed, the particular distinction of the Ironsides to be robust and hardy, to defy the cold and rain, and let the weather do its worst. My father lived till a hundred without a cough; and we have a tradition in the family, that my grandfather used to throw off his hat, and go open-breasted, after fourscore. As for myself, they used to sowse me over head and ears in water when I was a boy, so that I am now looked upon as one of the most

sides. In short, I have been so plunged in water and inured to the cold, that I regard myself as a piece of true-tempered Steel, and can say with the above-mentioned Scythian, that I am face, or, if my enemies please, forehead, all over.

After this short descant on the uncertainty of our English weather, I come to my moral. A man should take care that his body be not too soft for his climate; but rather, if pos-case-hardened of the whole family of the Ironsible, harden and season himself beyond the degree of cold wherein he lives. Daily experience teaches us how we may inure ourselves by custom to bear the extremities of weather without injury. The inhabitants of Nova Zembla go naked, without complaining of the bleakness of the air in which they are born, as the armies of the northern nations keep the field all winter. The softest of our British ladies expose their arms and necks to the open air, which the men could not do without catching cold, for want of being accustomed to it. The whole body by the same means might contract the same firmness and temper. The Scythian that was asked how it was possible for the inhabitants of his frozen climate to go naked, replied,' Because we are all over face.' Mr. Locke advises parents to have their children's feet washed every morning in cold water, which might probably prolong multitudes of

lives.

No. 103.] Thursday, July 9, 1713.

Dum flammas Jovis, et sonitus imitatur olympi.
Virg. Æn. vi. 586.

With mimic thunder impiously he plays,
And darts the artificial lightning's blaze.

I AM Considering how most of the great plenomena or appearances in nature, have been imitated by the art of man. Thunder is grown a common drug among the chymists. Lightning may be bought by the pound. If a man has occasion for a lambent flame, you have whole sheets of it in a handful of phosphor. Showers of rain are to be met with in every water-work; and we are informed, that some years ago the virtuosos of France covered a little vault with artificial snow, which they made to fall above an hour together for the entertainment of his present majesty.

I verily believe a cold bath would be one of the most healthful exercises in the world, were it made use of in the education of youth. It would make their bodies more than proof to the injuries of the air and weather. It would be something like what the poets tell us of Achilles, whom his mother is said to have I am led into this train of thinking by the dipped, when he was a child, in the river Styx. noble fire-work that was exhibited last night The story adds, that this made him invulner-upon the Thames. You might there see a able all over, excepting that part which his little sky filled with innumerable blazing stars mother held in her hand during this immersion, and meteors. Nothing could be more astonishand which by that means lost the benefit of ing than the pillars of flame, clouds of smoke, these hardening waters. Our common practice and multitudes of stars mingled together in runs in a quite contrary method. We are per- such an agreeable confusion. Every rocket petually softening ourselves by good fires and ended in a constellation, and strowed the air warm clothes. The air within our rooms has with such a shower of silver spangles, as opened generally two or three degrees more of heat in and enlightened the whole scene from time it than the air without doors. to time. It put me in mind of the 'ines in Edipus,

Crassus is an old lethargic valetudinarian. For these twenty years last past he has been clothed in frize of the same colour, and of the same piece. He faucies he should catch bis death in any other kind of manufacture; and though his avarice would incline him to wear it until it was threadbare, he dares not do it lest he should take cold when the knap is off.

Why from the bleeding womb of monstrous night
Burst forth such myriads of abortive stars?'

In short, the artist did his part to admiration,
and was so encompassed with fire and smoke
that one would have thought nothing but a
salamander could have been safe in such a
situation.

I was in company with two or three fanciful friends during this whole show. One of them being a critic, that is, a man who on all occasions is more attentive to what is wanting than what is present, began to exert his talent upon the several objects we had before us. I am mightily pleased,' says he,' with that burning cypher. There is no matter in the world so proper to write with as wild-fire, as no characters can be more legible than those which are read by their own light. But as for your cardinal virtues, I do not care for seeing them in such combustible figures. Who can imagine Chastity with a body of fire, or Temperance in a flame? Justice indeed may be furnished out of this element as far as her sword goes, and Courage may be all over one continued blaze, if the artist pleases.'

Our companion observing that we laughed at this unseasonable severity, let drop the critic, and proposed a subject for a fire-work, which he thought would be very amusing, if executed by so able an artist as he who was at that time entertaining us. The plan he mentioned was a scene in Milton. He would have a large piece of machinery represent the Pandemonium, where,

from the arched roof

Pendant by subtle magic, many a row

Of starry lamps, and blazing cressets, fed
With naphtha and asphaltos, yielded light
As from a sky'-

was employed in hammering out thunderbolts,
that every now and then flew up from the anvil
with dreadful cracks and flashes. Venus stood
by him in a figure of the brightest fire, with
numberless Cupids on all sides of her, that shot
out volleys of burning arrows. Before her was
an altar with hearts of fire flaming on it. I
have forgot several other particulars no less
curious, and have only mentioned these to
show that there may be a sort of fable or design
in a fire-work which may give an additional
beauty to those surprising objects.

I seldom see any thing that raises wonder
in me which does not give my thoughts a turn
that makes my heart the better for it. As I
was lying in my bed, and ruminating on what
I had seen, I could not forbear reflecting on
the insignificancy of human art, when set in
comparison with the designs of Providence.
In the pursuit of this thought I considered
a comet, or, in the language of the vulgar, a
blazing-star, as a sky-rocket discharged by
a band that is Almighty. Many of my readers
saw that in the year 1680, and if they are not
mathematicians, will be amazed to hear that
it travelled in a much greater degree of swift-
ness than a cannon-ball, and drew after it a
tail of fire that was fourscore millions of miles
in length. What an amazing thought it is to
consider this stupendous body traversing the
immensity of the creation with such a rapidity,
and at the same time, wheeling about in that

that it should move in such inconceivable fury
and combustion, and at the same time with
such an exact regularity! How spacious must
the universe be that gives such bodies as these
their full play, without suffering the least dis-

This might be finely represented by several il-line which the Almighty has prescribed for it!
luminations disposed in a great frame of wood,
with ten thousand beautiful exhalations of fire,
which men versed in this art know very well
how to raise. The evil spirits at the same time
might very properly appear in vehicles of
flame, and employ all the tricks of art to ter-order or confusion by it! What a glorious show
rify and surprise the spectator.

We were well enough pleased with this start of thought, but fancied there was something in it too serious, and perhaps too horrid, to be put in execution.

are those beings entertained with, that can look
into this great theatre of nature, and see my-
riads of such tremendous objects wandering
through those immeasurable depths of æther,
and running their appointed courses! Our eyes
may hereafter be strong enough to command
this magnificent prospect, and our understand-
ings able to find out the several uses of these
great parts of the universe. In the mean time
they are very proper objects for our imagina-
tiens to contemplate, that we may form more
exalted notions of infinite wisdom and power,
and learn to think humbly of ourselves, and
of all the little works of human invention.

Upon this a friend of mine gave us an ac-
count of a fire-work described, if I am not
mistaken, by Strada. A prince of Italy, it
seems, entertained bis mistress with it upon
a great lake. In the midst of this lake was a
huge floating mountain made by art. The
mountain represented Etna, being bored
through the top with a monstrous orifice.
Upon a signal given, the eruption began. Fire
and smoke, mixed with several unusual prodi-
gies and figures, made their appearance for
some time. On a sudden there was heard a No. 104.] Friday, July 10, 1713.
most dreadful rumbling noise within the en-
trails of the machine. After which the moun-
tain burst, and discovered a vast cavity in that
side which faced the prince and his court.
Within this hollow was Vulcan's shop, full of
fire and clock-work. A column of blue flame
issued out incessantly from the forge. Vulcan

Qnæ è longinquo magis placent.

The farther fetch'd, the more they please.

Tacit.

ON Tuesday last I published two letters written by a gentleman in his travels. As they were applauded by my best readers, I shall

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