which he scarce would have fallen, had not the delight he felt in praising Sophia, hurried him out of all reflections; for this commendation of one cousin was more than a tacit rebuke on the other.

'Indeed, Sir,' answered the lady, with some warmtlı, 'I cannot think there is any thing easier than to cheat 'an old woman with a profession of love, when her 'complexion is amorous; and though she is my aunt, I must say there never was a more liquorish one than 'her ladyship. Can't you pretend that the despair of 'possessing her niece, from being promised to Blifil, has 'made you turn your thoughts towards her? As to my 'cousin Sophia, I can't imagine her to be such a sim

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pleton as to have the least scruple on such an account, 'or to conceive any harm in punishing one of these hags 'for the many mischiefs they bring upon families, by 'their tragi-comic passions; for which I think it is pity they are not punishable by law. I had no such scruple myself; and yet I hope my cousin Sophia will not think it an affront when I say she cannot detest every real species of falsehood more than her cousin Fitzpatrick. To my aunt, indeed, I pretend no duty, nor doth she deserve any. However, Sir, I have given you my advice; and if you decline pursuing it, I shall have the less opinion of your understanding,—that's all.'

Jones now clearly saw the error he had committed, and exerted his utmost power to rectify it; but he only faltered and stuttered into nonsense and contradiction. To say the truth, it is often safer to abide by the consequences of the first blunder than to endeavour to rectify it; for by such endeavours, we generally plunge deeper instead of extricating ourselves; and few persons will on such occasions have the good nature, which Mrs. Fitzpatrick displayed to Jones, by saying, with a smile, 'You need attempt no more excuses; for I can easily

'forgive a real lover whatever is the effect of fondness 'for his mistress.'

She then renewed her proposal, and very fervently recommended it, omitting no argument which her invention could suggest on the subject; for she was so violently incensed against her aunt, that scarce any thing was capable of affording her equal pleasure with exposing her; and like a true woman, she would see no difficulties in the execution of a favourite scheme.

Jones, however, persisted in declining the undertaking, which had not, indeed, the least probability of success. He easily perceived the motives which induced Mrs. Fitzpatrick to be so eager in pressing her advice. He said, he would not deny the tender and passionate regard he had for Sophia; but was so conscious of the inequality of their situations, that he could never flatter himself so far as to hope that so divine a young lady would condescend to think on so unworthy a man; nay, he protested, he could scarce bring himself to wish she should. He concluded with a profession of generous sentiments, which we have not at present leisure to insert.

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There are some fine women (for I dare not here speak in too general terms) with whom self is so predominant, that they never detach it from any subject; and as vanity is with them a ruling principle, they are apt to lay hold of whatever praise they meet with; and, though the property of others, convey it to their own use. the of these ladies it is impossible to say any company thing handsome of another woman, which they will not apply to themselves; nay, they often improve the praise they seize; as for instance, if her beauty, her wit, her gentility, her good-humour deserve so much commendation, what do I deserve, who possess those qualities in so much more eminent a degree?

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he is commending another woman; and while he is expressing ardour and generous sentiments for his mistress, they are considering what a charming lover this man would make to them, who can feel all this tenderness for an inferior degree of merit. Of this, strange as it may seem, I have seen many instances besides Mrs. Fitzpatrick, to whom all this really happened, and who now began to feel a somewhat for Mr. Jones, the symptoms of which she much sooner understood than poor Sophia had formerly done.

To say the truth, perfect beauty in both sexes is a more irresistible object than it is generally thought; for notwithstanding some of us are contented with more homely lots, and learn by rote (as children are apt to repeat what gives them no idea) to despise outside, and to value more solid charms; yet I have always observed at the approach of consummate beauty, that these more solid charms only shine with that kind of lustre which the stars have after the rising of the sun.

When Jones had finished his exclamations, many of which would have become the mouth of Oröondates himself, Mrs. Fitzpatrick heaved a deep sigh, and taking her eyes off from Jones, on whom they had been some time fixed, and dropping them on the ground, she cried, 'Indeed, Mr. Jones, I pity you; but it is the curse of เ such tenderness to be thrown away on those who are insensible of it. I know my cousin better than you, ' Mr. Jones, and I must say, any woman who makes no return to such a passion, and such a person, is un'worthy of both.'

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'Sure, Madam,' said Jones, you can't mean 'Mean!' cries Mrs. Fitzpatrick, I know not what I mean; there is something, I think, in true tenderness 'bewitching; few women ever meet with it in men, and 'fewer still know how to value it when they do. I never

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'heard such truly noble sentiments, and I can't tell how it is, but you force one to believe you. Sure 'she must be the most contemptible of women who เ can overlook such merit.'

The manner and look with which all this was spoke, infused a suspicion into Jones, which we don't care to convey in direct words to the reader. Instead of making any answer, he said, 'I am afraid, Madam, I have made 'too tiresome a visit;' and offered to take his leave.

'Not at all, Sir,' answered Mrs. Fitzpatrick.——' In'deed I pity you, Mr. Jones; indeed I do: but if you เ are going, consider of the scheme I have mentioned. 'I am convinced you will approve it, and let me see you again as soon as you can.-To-morrow morning 'if you will, or at least some time to-morrow. I shall 'be at home all day.'

Jones then after many expressions of thanks, very respectfully retired; nor could Mrs. Fitzpatrick forbear making him a present of a look at parting, by which if he had understood nothing, he must have had no understanding in the language of the eyes. In reality, it confirmed his resolution of returning to her no more; for, faulty as he hath hitherto appeared in this history, his whole thoughts were now so confined to his Sophia, that I believe no woman upon earth could have now drawn him into an act of inconstancy.

Fortune, however, who was not his friend, resolved, as he intended to give her no second opportunity, to make the best of this; and accordingly produced the tragical incident which we are now in sorrowful notes to record.

CHAPTER X.

The consequence of the preceding visit.

MR. FITZPATRICK having received the letter beforementioned from Mrs. Western, and being by that means acquainted with the place to which his wife was retired, returned directly to Bath, and thence the day after set forward to London.

The reader hath been already often informed of the jealous temper of this gentleman. He may likewise be pleased to remember the suspicion which he had conceived of Jones at Upton, upon his finding him in the room with Mrs. Waters; and though sufficient reasons had afterwards appeared entirely to clear up that suspicion, yet now the reading so handsome a character of Mr. Jones from his wife, caused him to reflect, that she likewise was in the inn at the same time, and jumbled together such a confusion of circumstances in a head which was naturally none of the clearest, that the whole produced that green-eyed monster mentioned by Shakespeare in his tragedy of Othello.

And now, as he was inquiring in the street after his wife, and had just received directions to the door, unfortunately Mr. Jones was issuing from it.

Fitzpatrick did not yet recollect the face of Jones; however, seeing a young well-dressed fellow coming from his wife, he made directly up to him, and asked him what he had been doing in that house?' for I am sure,' said he, you must have been in it, as I saw you come out of it.'

Jones answered very modestly, That he had been