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signed Amelia Araminta, and hoped the said paper would not be rejected, because the said Amelia had not been educated at Eton. (Laughter.)

Sir F. WENTWORTH was heard to say something on the subject of ex post facto laws, but the Hon. Bart. was immediately stopped by cries of order, order!

Mr. PEREGRINE COURTENAY then put a stop to the discussion by stating that he was sure Amicus, on a re-consideration of the subject, would perceive that although the work is strictly confined to the writings of Etonians, it is of course allowed them to write under whatever signature or character they think fit. (Hear, hear!)

Mr. MONTGOMERY next read a letter from "Oxoniensis,” informing the Club that it was the general opinion that "The Etonian" was principally supported by auxiliaries from the Universities.

Mr. PEREGRINE COURTENAY said, that in order to prevent misapprehension upon this point, he would state the limits which he had assigned to foreign contributions. They had hitherto been restricted to twenty pages, and he did not intend they should exceed that number.

Mr. MONTGOMERY next produced a letter from Cambridge, signed "An Etonian," containing some animadversions on several parts of No. I. The first of these was a censure of the Anachronisms in "The Eve of Battle." Our Correspondent remarks with some force upon the inconsistency of the mixture of "steel-bound hands" with "Blues" and "bayonets;" and points out the impropriety of placing "Allan the Moss-troopet" in the same epoch with "Cribb" and "Tattersall's." He is also somewhat severe upon the usage of "unpeels," which, he observes, is to be found "neither in the Slang, or Johnson's Dictionary." He next notices the error of " rouge et blanc"," and finally enters into an argument upon the nickname "Swab," which he maintains to be the nickname oblique; whereas we have brought it forward as a specimen of the nickname direct.

Mr. Montgomery having concluded, the President briefly replied to the arguments of " An Etonian." He would willingly admit that "The Eve of Battle," strictly analyzed, presented throughout a mass of absurdity and inconsistency;

the very idea of discovering such a diversity of characters, lying side by side in such a situation, presented at once a glaring impossibility. But as the situation of a field of battle was merely chosen as a vehicle for the introduction of characters, he considered the above-mentioned errors venial, though not perhaps justifiable, faults. "Unpeels" vice "peels" was evidently a slip of the pen, but not metri gratia, as our Correspondent imagined, since nothing could have been more easy than the alteration of the name which precedes it. Rouge et "Blanc" was an inaccuracy of a similar kind: our friends are requested to substitute with their pens "noir" for "blanc." The objection relating to the nickname "Swab," Mr. Courtenay considered too insignificant for notice. The President concluded, by expressing his obligations, as Editor, to “An Etonian," for his good wishes and good opinion.

Mr. Montgomery was proceeding to select another letter, when Mr. Musgrave remarked, that this seemed a strange long stage, and the Passengers were all falling asleep. Mr. Lozell begged leave to coincide with his Honourable Friend's sentiments. Mr. Oakley then made the following harangue, which had at least the effect of waking "the Passengers :'

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"Gentlemen,-I don't beg leave to speak, like my friend Lozell; because I have a right to speak, and what is more, I will speak. (Hear, hear.)-Nor do I "coincide" with my Hon. Friend's (Mr. Musgrave) sentiments. I differ from him on both points.(Laughter, and cries of hear, hear.)—If you think I'm to be upset―(Hear, from Mr. Musgrave.)—by ridicule, I differ from you there. (Hear, hear.)-If you think(Cries of Go on, go on.)-If you think I'm going to " at your bidding, I'm sorry for you-and I differ from yout there."

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The Honourable Gentleman sat down amidst loud and continued plaudits; at the close of which the President rose and spoke as follows:

"Gentlemen,-I believe it is your wish that the letters I have laid before you should be disposed of in a speedier manner than can be accomplished as we are at present proceeding; I will therefore briefly mention to you the scope and tendency of the remainder of these communications, few of which require a serious answer; indeed our correspondents for the most part

are in their opinions so perfectly dissimilar, that the expressions of one not unfrequently form a reply to the expressions of another. The first I take up is an admonitory Epistle from Chancery-lane, signed Thales; its object is to recommend less levity, and more sound principle in our succeeding Numbers. The next is from 'A Fourth Form;' he hopes to see no more prosy essays, and plenty of Slang' from Mr. Musgrave."

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Mr. Musgrave swore "A Fourth Form" drove good cattle; and F. Wentworth was sure that if our young wellwisher would come to the next Meeting, every Member of the Club would give him his Liberty.

The President then continued:

"The Shade of Addison' wishes Poetry to be excluded; 'Philomusus' expresses the same wish with regard to Prose. "A Midnight Taper' disapproves of the careless manner in which the King of Clubs composes; and a 'Landscape Painter' advises us to remove the robes of his Fusticular Majesty from our cover.-These," remarked the Chairman, "are the only objections to our Work which we have received; and from these it must be obvious to you that the First Number of 'The Etonian,' as a whole, has experienced very general approbation. This approbation I do not attribute to the merit of the contents, but to the principles on which it is founded.(Hear, hear, hear.)-Our only aim is to exert our utmost abilities for the reputation of Eton, and the amusement of her alumni: the event has been as I expected. The condescension of our Superiors, and the good-nature of our Equals, have alike looked with partiality on our undertaking.-(Loud cheers.)-I will now detain you no longer on this topic-"

Here the worthy Chairman was interrupted by Mr. Oakley, who observed that his objections had not yet been heard.. He then proceeded to deliver them in the following manner :

MR. OAKLEY'S AVOWED PREDILECTION FOR TEA.

"Gentlemen,-The first point to which I shall call your attention, is a manifest indecorum in the proceedings of the King of Clubs. I allude to the Punch-bowl.(Murmurs.) Do not mistake me-I love Punch,-(Hear, hear,)-for there

is in it the spirit of contradiction.-(Laughter.)-The ingredients all oppose each other :

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For when a bowl of Punch we make,
Four striking opposites we take."

But, Gentlemen, much as I admire Punch in private, I disapprove of it altogether in public. It may be all very well in Manuscript, but it will never do in Print.-(Murmurs.)-You differ from me, gentlemen, but I repeat, it will never do. I propose, as a substitute, a cup of tea.—(Ungovernable laughter.)-You think me a fool, gentlemen!— (Loud cries of hear, hear.)-All I say is, I differ from you.-(Hear.)—I will bring forward arguments. Tea is a wholesome beverage; Punch is not. Tea is a classical beverage; Punch is not.--(The Hon. G. Montgomery intimated his dissent.)-Punch, gentlemen, is a mere modern invention; Tea has been celebrated by Romans. I cannot conclude my address better than by quoting the beautiful panegyric pronounced on Tea by Horace; in which you will find that our own country is particularly alluded to, as addicted to this admirable potation:

Te, fontium qui celat origines,

Nilusque, et Ister, Te rapidus Tigris,
Te belluosus qui remotis

Obstrepit Oceanus Britannis,

Te non paventis funera Galliæ,

Duræque tellus audit Iberiæ ;

Te cæde gaudentes Sicambri

Compositis venerantur armis.'"

Mr. GOLIGHTLY said, as the Hon. Gentleman had set the example of quoting, he would give him-

"Non tecum possum vivere."Camænæ.".

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The Honourable Speaker was proceeding, when he was cut short by Mr. Musgrave, who declared, that if the drivers persisted in booking Latin and Greek Passengers, to the

manifest annoyance of all Christians in the Coach, he should feel it his duty to submit a proposition to the proprietors for the exaction of a fine for every Heathenish Passenger.

Mr. A. M'FARLANE considered Punch so good a thing that he should be loath to abandon it for 66

whiskey."

ony thing but Mr. MONTGOMERY assured the Meeting, that in the event of the adoption of Tea, there would be a sensible deterioration in his style.

Mr. BURTON hoped the Hon. Gentleman would not continue to press his motion, as it had presented him so unexpected a product. He had observed a fulling of at least fifty per cent. in the spirits of the Meeting since Mr. Oakley's proposal.

Mr. O'CONNOR had no idea there had been such a fall in the price of spirits.-(A laugh.)--In the event of a change in the Club beverage he said a few words in recommendation of Hot Pot.

Mr. A. LE BLANC gave an explanation of the various effects of the two fluids upon the brain: we have not leisure to follow him in his discussion, particularly as it was so wrapped up in science, that we could not perfectly understand to which he assigned the preference. (Mr. Le Blanc was stopped by loud cries of Question; in the midst of which the Chairman rose and observed, that the motion had not been seconded; it was therefore abandoned amidst general applause.)

The PRESIDENT said he had now only to inform the Meeting that the Second Number of "The Etonian" would appear on Wednesday, November 15, nearly a week before its day. (Hear, hear, hear.)

ELECTION OF SIR THOMAS NESBIT.

Mr. GOLIGHTLY, pursuant to notice given at the commencement of the proceedings, rose to propose that Sir THOMAS NESBIT be admitted to take the Oath of Allegiance, and henceforward to enjoy all privileges and immunities to which a liege subject of our Lord the King is entitled. This, reader, is our form of electing a new Member.

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