Except I be by Silvia in the night, Enter Protheus and Launce. Pro. Run, boy, run, run, and seek him out. Pro. What seest thou? But Valentine, if he be ta'en, must die. 5 With many bitter threats of biding there. [speak'st, 10 Pro.Ceaseto lament for that thou can'st not help, Laun. Him we go to find: there's not an hair 15 Hope is a lover's staff; walk hence with that, on's head, but 'tis a Valentine. Pro. Valentine? Val. No. Pro. Who then? his spirit? And manage it against despairing thoughts. Val. Neither. Pro. What then? 20 The time now serves not to expostulate: Come, I'll convey thee through the city-gate; And, ere I part with thee, confer at large As thou lov'st Silvia, though not for thyself, 25 Regard thy danger, and along with me. Val. Nothing. Laun. Can nothing speak? Master, shall I strike? Of all that may concern thy love affairs : Pro. No, Valentine. 30 Vat. I pray thee, Launce, an if thou seest myboy, Bid him make haste, and meet me at the north-gate. Pro.Go, sirrah, find him out. Come, Valentine. Val. O my dear Silvia! hapless Valentine! [Exeunt Valentine and Protheus. Laun. I am but a fool, look you; and yet I have the wit to think, my master is a kind of a knave: but that's all one, if he be but one knave3. He lives not now, that knows me to be in love: yet I Val. No Valentine, indeed, for sacred Silvia!- 35 am in love: but a team of horse shall not pluck Hath she forsworn me? Pro. No, Valentine. Val. No Valentine, if Silvia have forsworn me! What is your news? [vanish'd. that from me: nor who 'tis I love, and yet 'tis a woman: but what woman, I will not tell myself, and yet 'tis a milk-maid: yet 'tis not a maid, for she hath had gossips: yet 'tis a maid, for she is Laun. Sir, there's a proclamation that you are 40 her master's maid, and serves for wages. She Pro. That thou art banish'd, oh, that is the new From hence, from Silvia, and from me thy friend. Val. Oh, I have fed upon this woe already, And now excess of it will make me surfeit. Doth Silvia know that I am banished? Pro. Ay, ay; and she hath offer'd to the doom, * The phrase of, to fly his doom used here for by flying, or in flying, is a gallicism. The sense is, By avoiding the execution of his sentence I shall not escape death. * Before the meaning of this address of letters to the bosom of a mistress can be understood, it should be known that women antiently had a pocket in the fore part of their stays, in which they not only carried love-letters and love-tokens, but even their money and materials for needle-work. In many parts of England the country girls still observe the same practice. 3 One knave may signify a knave on one occasion, a single knave. We still use a double villain for a villain beyond the common rate of guilt. Gossips, not only signify those who are sponsors for a child in baptism, but the tattling women who attend lyings-in. has two senses; mere and naked. Launce uses it in both, and opposes the naked female to the waterspaniel cover'd with hairs of remarkable thickness. [thee? 5 Laun. I will try thee: Tell me this: Whobegot Speed. Marry, the son of my grandfather. Laun. O illiterate loiterer ! it was the son of thy grandmother': this proves, that thou can't not read. Speed. Come, fool, come; try me in thy paper. Speed. Item, She will often praise her liquor. Laun. If her liquor be good, she shall: if she will not, I will; for good things should be praised, Speed. Item, She is too liberal. Laun. Of her tongue she cannot; for that's writ down, she is slow of: of her purse she shall not; for that I'll keep shut: now of another thing she may; and that I cannot help. Well, proceed. Speed. Item, She hath more hair than wit, and 10 morefultsthanhairs, andmore wealththan faults. Laun. Stop there; I'll have her: she was mine, and not mine, twice or thrice in that last article: Rehearse that once more. Laun. Av, that she can. Speed. Item, She brews good ale. 15 Speed. Item, She hath more hair than wit,- Laun. And therefore coines the proverb, - prove it: The cover of the salt hides the salt, and Blessing of your heart, you brew good ale. Speed. Item, She can sew. Laun. That's as much as to say, Can she so? therefore it is more than the salt: the hair, that covers the wit, is more than the wit; for the greater hides the less. What's next? 20 Speed.-And more faults than hairs, Laun. What need a man care for a stock with Laun. That's monstrous: Oh, that that were out! a wench,, when she can knit him a stock1? Speed. Item, She can spin. Laun. Then may I set the world on wheels, when she can spin for her living. Speed.-And more wealth than faults. Laun. Why, that word makes the faults gra25 cious: Well, I'll have her: And if it be a match, as nothing is impossible, Speed. Item, She hath many nameless virtues. Laun. That's as much as to say, bastard vir-30 tues; that, indeed, know not their fathers, and therefore have no names. Speed. Here follow her vices. Laun. Close at the heels of her virtues. Speed. Item, She is not to be kiss'd fasting, 35 in respect of her breath. Luun. Well, that fault may be mended with al breakfast, Read on. Speed. Item, She hath a sweet mouth. Laun. That makes amends for her sour breath. in her talk. Speed. Item, She is slow in words. Speed. What then? Laun. Why, then will I tell thee,-that thy master stays for thee at the north-gate. Speed. For me? Laun. For thee? ay; who art thou? he hath staid for a better man than thee. Speed. And must I go to him? Laun. Thou must run to him, for thou hast staid so long, that going will scarce serve thy turn. Speed. Why didst not tell me sooner? pox on your love-letters! Laun. Now will he be swing'd for reading my letter; an unmannerly slave, that will thrust 40 himself into secrets!-I'll after, to rejoice in the boy's correction. [Exeunt. SCENE II. Enter Duke and Thurio, and Protheus behind. Laun. O villain! that set down among her 45 Duke. Sir Thurio, fear not, but that she will vices? To be slow in words, is a woman's only virtue: I pray thee, out with't; and place it for her chief virtue. Specd. Item, She is proud. love you, Now Valentine is banish'd from her sight, Thu. Since his exile she hath despised me most, Forsworn my company, and rail'd at me, Laun. Out with that too; it was Eve's legacy, 50 That I am desperate of obtaining her. and cannot be taken from her. Speed. Item, She hath no teeth. Laun. I care not for that neither, because I love crusts. Speed. Item, She is curst. Laun. Well; the best is, she hath no teeth to bite. Duke. This weak impress of love is as a figure It is undoubtedly true that the mother only knows the legitimacy of the child. Launce probably infers, that if he could read, he must have read this well-known observation. 2 St. Nicholas presided over scholars, who were therefore call'd St. Nicholas's clerks. 3 'That is, a stocking. 4 Dr. Johnson is of opinion that sweet mouth implies the same with what is now vulgarly called a sweet tooth, a luxurious desire of dainties and sweetmeats; while Mr. Steevens believes, that by a sweet mouth is meant that she sings sweetly. Liberal, is licentious and gross in language. Gracious, in old language, means graceful. That is, cut, carv'd in ice. Pro. Pro. Gone, my good lord. Duke. My daughter takes his going heavily. Protheus, the good conceit I hold of thee, Pro. Longer than I prove loyal to your grace, Duke. And, Protheus, we dare trust you in this Duke. Thou know'st, how willingly I would 10 To hate young Valentine, and love my friend. The match between sir Thurio and my daughter. Pro. I do, my lord. Duke. And also, I do think, thou art not ignorant How she opposes her against my will. Pro. As much as I can do, I will effect:But you, sir Thurio, are not sharp enough; You must lay lime, to tangle her desires, By wailful sonnets, whose composed rhimes Pro. She did, my lord, when Valentine was here. 15 Should be full fraught with serviceable vows. Duke. Ay, and perversely she perseveres so. Pro. The best way is, to slander Valentine Therefore it must, with circumstance, be spoken Duke. Then you must undertake to slander him. 'Tis an ill office for a gentleman; Especially, against his very friend. [him, Duke. Ay, ,much is the force of heaven-bred poesy. 20 Moist it again; and frame some feeling line, Visit by night your lady's chamber-window Duke. Where your good word cannot advantage 30 Will well become such sweet complaininggrievance. Your slander never can endamage him; Being intreated to it by your friend. Pro. You have prevail'd, my lord: if I can doit, By aught that I can speak in his dispraise, Lest it should ravel, and be good to none, This, or else nothing, will inherit her. 35 Let us into the city presently To sort some gentlemen well skill'd in musick: Duke. About it gentlemen. [per, 40 Pro. We'll wait upon your gracetill after supAnd afterwards determine our proceedings. Duke. Even now about it; I will pardon you. [Exeunt. 4 Very is immediate. The meaning of this allusion is, As you wind off her love from him, make me the bottom on which you wind it. The women's term for a ball of thread wound upon a central body, is a bottom of thread. That is, birdlime. * A dump was the ancient term for a mournful * To inherit, is here used for to obtain possession of, without any idea of acquiring by inheritance. That is, to chuse out, That is, I will excuse you from waiting, elegy. My My riches are these poor habiliments. Of which if you should here disfurnish me, 2 Out. Whither travel you? Val. To Verona. 1 Out. Whence came you? Val. From Milan. 3 Out. Have you long sojourn'd there? Val. Some sixteen months; and longer might have staid, If crooked fortune had not thwarted me. 2 Out. For what offence? [hearse. Provided, that you do no outrages 3 Out. No, we detest such vile base practices, Come, go with us, we'll bring thee to our crews, 5 And shew thee all the treasure we have got; Which, with ourselves, all rest at thy dispose. 10 SCENE II. [Exeunt, Under Silvia's apartment in Milan, Pro. Already have I been false to Valentine, Val. For that which now torments me to re-151 have access my own love to prefer; I kill'd a man, whose death I much repent; 1 Out. Winy ne'er repent it, if it were done so: But were you banish'd for so small a fault? Val. I was, and held me glad of such a doom. Or else I often had been miserable. [friar, But Silvia is too fair, too true, too holy, 20 When to her beauty I commend my vows, 3 Out. By the bare scalp of Robin Hood's fat 25 Yet, spaniel-like, the more she spurns my love, This fellow were a king for our wild faction. 1 Out. We'll have him: sirs, a word. Speed. Master, be one of them; It is a kind of honourable thievery. Val. Peace, villain! [to: 30 2 Out. Tell us this; have you any thing to take Val. Nothing but my fortune. 3 Out. Know then, that some of us are gentlemen, Such as the fury of ungovern'd youth An heir, ir, and niece ally'd unto the duke. 1 Out. And I, for suchlike petty crimes as these. 2 Out. Indeed, because you are a banish'd man, 3 Out. What say'st thou? wilt thou be our consort? Say, ay, and be the captain of us all : 1 Out. But if thou scorn our courtesy, thou dy'st, 2 Out. Thou shalt not live to brag what we have offer'd. Val. I take your offer, and will live with you; The more it grows, and fawneth on her still. window, And give some evening music to her ear. Thu. How now, sir Protheus? are you crept Pro. Ay, gentle Thurio; for, you know, that Will creep in service where it cannot go. 33 Thu. Ay, but I hope, sir, that you love not here, Pro. Sir, but I do; or else I would be hence. Thu. Whom? Silvia? Pro. Ay, Silvia, for your sake. Thu. I thank youforyourown. Now, gentlemen, 40 Let's tune, and to it lustily a while. Jul. Marry, mine host, because I cannot be Reverend, worshipful, such as magistrates. 2 Quality is nature relatively considered. That is, hasty passionate reproaches and scoffs, 3 Is she kind, as she is fair? That Silvia is excelling; Host. How now? are you sadder than you were before? For me,-by this pale queen of night I swear, I am so far from granting thy request, That I despise thee for thy wrongful suit; And by and by intend to chide myself, 5 Even for this time I spend in talking to thee. Pro. I grant, sweet love, that I did love a lady: But she is dead. Jul. [Aside.] 'Twere false, if I should speak it; For, I am sure, she is not buried. 10 Sil. Say, that she be; yet Valentine, thy friend, How do you, man? the music likes you not. Jul. He plays false, father. Host. How, out of tune on the strings? Jul. Not so; but yet so false, that he grieves my very heart-strings. Host. You have a quick ear. Jul. Ay, I would I were deaf! it makes me have a slow heart. Host. I perceive, you delight not in music. Jul. Not a whit, when it jars so. Host. Hark, what fine change is in the music! Jul. Ay; that change is the spite. [thing. Host. You would have them always play but one Jut. I would always have one play but one thing. But, host, doth this sir Protheus, that we talk on, Often resort unto this gentlewoman? Host. I tell you what Launce, his man, toldme, he lov'd her out of all nick1. Jul. Where is Launce? Host. Gone to seek his dog; which, to-morrow, by his master's command, he must carry for a present to his lady. Pro. I likewise hear, that Valentine is dead. Sil. And so, suppose, am I; for in his grave, Assure thyself, my love is buried. Pro. Sweet lady, let me rake it from the earth. Sil. Go to thy lady's grave, and call her'sthence, Or, at the least, in her's sepulchre thine. 20 Jul. [Aside.] He heard not that. Pro. Madam, if that your heart be so obdurate, Vouchsafe me yet your picture for my love, The picture that is hanging in your chamber; To that I'll speak, to that I'll sigh and weep; 25 For, since the substance of your perfect self Is else devoted, I am but a shadow: And to your shadow will I make true love. Jul. [Aside.] If 'twere a substance, you would, sure, deceive it, 30 And make it but a shadow, as I am. Sil. I am very loth to be your idol, sir; Pro. As wretches have o'er-night, [Exeunt Protheus and Silvia. Jul. Host, will you go? Jul. Peace! stand aside, the company parts. That you shall say, my cunning drift excels. Thu. Where meet we? Pro. At Saint Gregory's well. Thu. Farewell. [Exeunt Thurio and musick. Silvia appears above, ut her window. Who is that, that spake? [truth, Pro. One, lady, if you knew his pure heart's Jul. Pray you, where lies sir Protheus? Host. Marry, at my house: Trust me, I think 'tis almost day. You'd quickly learn to know him by his voice. 50 Egl. This is the hour that madam Silvia Sil. You have your wish; my will iseven this, - 55 Sil. Who calls? Beyond all reckoning or count. Reckonings are kept upon nicked or notched sticks or tallies. Impose is injunction, command, It |