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Rosa. Our ears vouchsafe it.

King.

But your legs should do it.

Rosa. Since you are strangers, and come here by

chance,

We'll not be nice: take hands;-we will not dance. King. Why take we hands then?

Rosa. Only to part friends:Court'sy, sweet hearts; and so the measure ends. King. More measure of this measure; be not nice. Rosa. We can afford no more at such a price. King. Prize you yourselves; What buys your company?

Rosa. Your absence only.

King.

That can never be.

Rosa. Then cannot we be bought: and so adieu; Twice to your visor, and half once to you!

King. If you deny to dance, let's hold more chat. Rosa. In private then.

King.

I am best pleas'd with that. [They converse apart.

Biron. White-handed mistress, one sweet word

with thee.

Prin. Honey, and milk, and sugar; there is

three.

Biron. Nay then, two treys, (an if you grow so

nice,)

Metheglin, wort, and malinsey;-Well run, dice! There's half a dozen sweets.

Prin.

Seventh sweet, adieu!

Since you can cog, I'll play no more with you.

Biron. One word in secret.

Prin.

Let it not be sweet.

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Dum. Will you vouchsafe with me to change a

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[They converse apart.

Take that for your fair lady.

As much in private, and I'll bid adieu.

Kath. What, was your visor made without a

tongue?

Long. I know the reason, lady, why you ask. Kath. O, for your reason! quickly, sir; I long. Long. You have a double tongue within your mask,

And would afford my speechless visor half. Kath. Veal, quoth the Dutchman;—Is not veal a calf?

Long. A calf, fair lady?

Kath.

No, a fair lord calf.

No, I'll not be

your half:

Long. Let's part the word.

Kath.
Take all, and wean it; it may prove an ox.

Long. Look, how you butt yourself in these sharp

mocks!

Will you give horns, chaste lady? do not so.

Kath. Then die a calf, before your horns do

grow.

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Long. One word in private with you, ere I die. Kath. Bleat softly then, the butcher hears you cry. [They converse apart.

Boy. The tongues of mocking wenches are as keen

As is the razor's edge invisible, Cutting a smaller hair than may be seen;

Above the sense of sense: so sensible

Seemeth their conference; their conceits have

wings,

Fleeter than arrows, bullets, wind, thought, swifter things.

Rosa. Not one word more, my maids; break off, break off.

Biron. By heaven, all dry-beaten with pure scoff! King. Farewel, mad wenches; you have simple wits.

[Exeunt King, Lords, Moth, Musick, and attendants.

Prin. Twenty adieus, my frozen Muscovites.Are these the breed of wits so wonder'd at?

Boy. Tapers they are, with your sweet breaths puff'd out.

Rosa. Well-liking wits they have; gross, gross; fat, fat.

Prin. O poverty in wit, kingly-poor flout! Will they not, think you, hang themselves to night? Or ever, but in visors, show their faces? This pert Birón was out of countenance quite. Rosa. O! they were all in lamentable cases! The king was weeping-ripe for a good word. Prin. Birón did swear himself out of all suit.

Mar. Dumain was at my service, and his sword: No point, quoth I; my servant straight was mute. Kath. Lord Longaville said, I came o'er his

heart;

And trow you, what he call'd me?

Prin.

Qualm, perhaps.

Go, sickness as thou art!

Kath. Yes, in good faith.
Prin.

Rosa. Well, better wits have worn plain statute

caps.

But will you hear? the king is my love sworn.

Prin. And quick Birón hath plighted faith to me. Kath, And Longaville was for my service born. Mar. Dumain is mine, as sure as bark on tree. Boy. Madam, and pretty mistresses, give ear: Immediately they will again be here

In their own shapes; for it can never be,
They will digest this harsh indignity.

Prin. Will they return?

Boy.

They will, they will, God knows; And leap for joy, though they are lame with blows: Therefore, change favours; and, when they repair, Blow like sweet roses in this summer air.

Prin. How blow? how blow? speak to be understood.

Boy. Fair ladies, mask'd, are roses in their bud: Dismask'd, their damask sweet commixture shown, Are angels vailing clouds, or roses blown.

Prin. Avaunt, perplexity! What shall we do, If they return in their own shapes to woo?

Rosa. Good madam, if by me you'll be advis'd, Let's mock them still, as well known, as disguis'd:

Let us complain to them what fools were here,
Disguis'd like Muscovites, in shapeless gear;
And wonder, what they were; and to what end
Their shallow shows, and prologue vilely penn'd,
And their rough carriage so ridiculous,
Should be presented at our tent to us.

Boy. Ladies, withdraw; the gallants are at hand.
Prin. Whip to our tents, as roes run over land.
[Exeunt Princess, Rosa. Kath. and Maria.

Enter the King, Biron, Longaville, and Dumain, in their proper habits.

King. Fair sir, God save you! Where is the princess?

Boy. Gone to her tent: Please it your majesty, Command me any service to her thither? King. That she vouchsafe me audience for one

word.

Boy. I will; and so will she, I know, my lord.

[Exit. Biron. This fellow pecks up wit, as pigeons peas; And utters it again when God doth please: He is wit's pedler; and retails his wares At wakes, and wassels, meetings, markets, fairs; And we that sell by gross, the Lord doth know, Have not the grace to grace it with such show. This gallant pins the wenches on his sleeve; Had he been Adam, he had tempted Eve: He can carve too, and lisp: Why, this is he, That kiss'd away his hand in courtesy ; This is the ape of form, monsieur the nice, That, when he plays at tables, chides the dice

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