42 Pro. Neither. Duke. Why, then, She's fled unto that peasant Valentine; "Tis true; for Friar Laurence met them both, Therefore, I pray you, stand not to discourse, [Exit. Pro. And I will follow, more for Silvia's love Than hate of Eglamour, that goes with her. Than hate for Silvia, that is gone for love. SCENE III.-Frontiers of Mantua. The 1 Out. Come, come; be patient; we must run us; But Moyses, and Valerius, follow him. Fear not; he bears an honourable mind, Sil. O Valentine ! this I endure for thee. SCENE IV.-Another part of the Forest. Val. How use doth breed a habit in a man ! Have some unhappy passenger in chace. Vouchsafe me, for my meed, but one fair look; see and hear! Love, lend me patience to forbear a while. came; But by my coming I have made you happy. Sil. By thy approach thou mak'st me most unhappy. Jul. [Aside.] And me, when he approacheth to your presence. Sil. Had I been seized by a hungry lion, Would I not undergo for one calm look? Sil. When Proteus cannot love where he's Thou friend of an ill-fashion! Pro. Valentine! [faith or love; Val. Thou common friend, that's without (For such is a friend now) treach'rous man! Thou hast beguil'd my hopes: nought but mine eye Could have persuaded me. Now I dare not say, I have one friend alive: thou wouldst disprove me. [hand Who should be trusted now, when one's right I am sorry I must never trust thee more, [worst! 'Mongst all foes, that a friend should be the Val. Is nor of heaven, nor earth; for these are pleas'd. [Faints. By penitence th' Eternal's wrath's appeas'd:And, that my love may appear plain and free, All that was mine in Silvia I give thee. Jul. O me unhappy! Pro. Look to the boy. Val. Why, boy! why, wag! how now! what's the matter? look up; speak. Jul. O good sir, my master charg'd me to deliver a ring to Madam Silvia; which, out of my neglect, was never done. Pro. Where is that ring, boy? Jul. Here 'tis: this is it. [Gives a ring. Pro. How! let me see !-why, this is the ring I gave to Julia. Jul. O, cry you mercy, sir; I have mistook This is the ring you sent to Silvia. [Shows another ring. : Pro. But how cam'st thou by this ring? At my depart I gave this unto Julia. Jul. And Julia herself did give it me; And Julia herself hath brought it hither. Pro. How! Julia! [oaths, Jul. Behold her that gave aim to all thy And entertain'd them deeply in her heart: How oft hast thou with perjury cleft the root ! O Proteus! let this habit make thee blush: Be thou asham'd, that I have took upon me Such an immodest raiment,-if shame live In a disguise of love. It is the lesser blot, modesty finds, Women to change their shapes, than men their minds. Pro. Than men their minds! 'tis true. O heaven! were man But constant, he were perfect: that one error Fills him with faults; makes him run through all sins: Inconstancy falls off, ere it begins. Val. Come, come, a hand from either. Let me be blest to make this happy close: "Twere pity two such friends should be long foes. Pro. Bear witness, heaven, I have my wish for ever. Jul. And I mine. Enter Outlaws, with Duke and Thurio. Out. A prize! a prize! a prize! [the duke.— Val. Forbear, forbear, I say! it is my lord Your grace is welcome to a man disgrac'd, Banished Valentine. Duke. Sir Valentine! Thu. Yonder is Silvia; and Silvia's mine. Val. Thurio, give back, or else embrace thy death. Come not within the measure of my wrath: ་ Thu. Sir Valentine, I care not for her, I: To make such means for her as thou hast done, I now beseech you, for your daughter's sake, Duke. I grant it, for thine own, whate'er it With our discourse to make your grace to be. Val. These banish'd men, that I have kept Are men endu'd with worthy qualities: smile. along, That you will wonder what hath fortuned.- Dispose of them, as thou know'st their deserts.-The story of your loves discovered: That done, our day of marriage shall be yours; SCENE I.-Windsor. Before Page's House. Shal. Sir Hugh, persuade me not; I will make a Star-chamber matter of it: if he were twenty Sir John Falstaffs, he shall not abuse Robert Shallow, Esquire. Slen. In the county of Gloster, justice of peace and coram. Shal. The luce is the fresh fish; the salt fish is an old coat. Slen. I may quarter, coz? Shal. You may, by marrying. Eva. It is marring, indeed, if he quarter it. Eva. Yes, py'r lady; if he has a quarter of your coat, there is but three skirts for yourself, in my simple conjectures: but that is all one. If Sir John Falstaff have committed disparagements unto you, I am of the church, and will Shal. Ay, cousin Slender, and cust-alorum. be glad to do my benevolence, to make atoneSlen. Ay, and ratolorum too; and a gen-ments and compromises between you. tleman born, master parson; who writes him- Shal. The council shall hear it it is a self armigero,-in any bill, warrant, quittance riot. or obligation, armigero. Eva. It is not meet the council hear a riot; Shal. Ay, that I do; and have done any there is no fear of Got in a riot: the council, time these three hundred years. look you, shall desire to hear the fear of Got, Slen. All his successors, gone before him, and not to hear a riot; take your vizaments in have done't; and all his ancestors that come that. after him, may: they may give the dozen white luces in their coat. Shal. It is an old coat. Shal. Ha! o' my life, if I were young again, the sword should end it. Eva. It is petter that friends is the sword, Eva. The dozen white louses do become an and end it: and there is also another device in old coat well; it agrees well, passant: it is a my prain, which, peradventure, prings good familiar beast to man, and signifies-love. discretions with it: there is Anne Page, which is daughter to master George Page, which is pretty virginity. Slen. Mistress Anne Page? She has brown hair, and speaks small, like a woman. Eva. It is that fery person for all the 'orld, as just as you will desire; and seven hundred pounds of monies, and gold, and silver, is her grandsire, upon his death's-bed, (Got deliver to a joyful resurrections!) give, when she is able to overtake seventeen years old. It were a goot motion, if we leave our pribbles and prabbles, and desire a marriage between master Abraham and Mrs. Anne Page. Shal. Did her grandsire leave her seven hundred pound? Eva. Ay, and her father is make her a pet ter penny. Shal. I know the young gentlewoman; she has good gifts. Eva. Seven hundred pounds, and possibilities, is good gifts. Shal. Well, let us see honest master Page. Is Falstaff there? Eva. Shall I tell you a lie? I do despise a liar, as I do despise one that is false; or as I despise one that is not true. The knight, Sir John, is there; and, I beseech you, be ruled by your well-willers. I will peat the door for master Page. [Knocks.] What, ho! Got pless your house here! Page. [Within.] Who's there? Eva. Here is Got's plessing, and your friend, and justice Shallow; and here young master Slender, that peradventures, shall tell you another tale, if matters grow to your likings. Enter Page. Page. I am glad to see your worships well I thank you for my venison, master Shallow. Shal. Master Page, I am glad to see you: much good do it your good heart! I wished your venison better; it was ill kill'd.-How doth good mistress Page?-and I thank always with my heart, la; with my heart. Page. Sir, I thank you. you is not that so, master Page? He hath wronged me; indeed, he hath ;-at a word, he hath ;believe me :-Robert Shallow, Esquire, saith, he is wronged. Page. Here comes Sir John. Enter Sir John Falstaff, Bardolph, Nym, and Pistol. Fal. Now, master Shallow,-you'll complain of me to the king? Shal. Knight, you have beaten my men, killed my deer, and broke open my lodge. Fal. But not kissed your keeper's daughter? Shal. Tut, a pin! this shall be answered. Fal. I will answer it straight :-I have done all this.-That is now answered. Shal. The council shall know this. Fal. "Twere better for you, if it were known in counsel: you'll be laughed at. Eva. Pauca verba, Sir John; goot worts. Fal. Good worts! good cabbage.--Slender, I broke your head; what matter have you against me? Slen. Marry, sir, I have matter in my head against you; and against your coney-catching rascals, Bardolph, Nym, and Pistol: they carried me to the tavern, and made me drunk, and afterwards picked my pocket. Bard. You Banbury cheese! Pist. How now, Mephostophilus ! Nym. Slice, I say! pauca, pauca; slice! that's my humour. Slen. Where's Simple, my man?-can you tell, cousin? Now let us Eva. Peace, I pray you. understand: there is three umpires in this matter, as I understand; that is-master Page, fidelicet, master Page; and there is myself, fidelicet, myself; and the three party is, lastly and finally, mine host of the Garter. Page. We three, to hear it, and end it between them. Eva. Fery goot: I will make a prief of it in my note-book; and we will afterwards 'ork upon the cause, with as great discreetly as we Fal. Pistol, Pist. He hears with ears. [can. Eva. The tevil and his tam! what phrase is this, "He hears with cart" Why, it is affectations. [purse? Fal. Pistol, did you pick master Slender's Slen. Ay, by these gloves, did he,—or I would I might never come in mine own great chamber again else,—of seven groats in millsixpences, and two Edward shovel-boards, that cost me two shilling and two pence apiece of Yead Miller, by these gloves. Fal. Is this true, Pistol? Eva. No; it is false, if it is a pick-purse. I combat challenge of this latten bilbo- Eva. It is his "five senses: fie, what the ignorance is! Bard. And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashier'd; and so conclusions pass'd the careires. Slen. Ay, you spake in Latin then too; but 'tis no matter: I'll ne'er be drunk whilst I live again, but in honest, civil, godly company, for this trick; if I be drunk, I'll be drunk with those that have the fear of God, and not with drunken knaves. [mind. Eva. So Got 'udge me, that is a virtuous Fal. You hear all these matters denied, gentlemen; you hear it. Enter Anne Page, with Wine; Mistress Ford and Mistress Page. Page. Nay, daughter, carry the wine in; we'll drink within. [Exit Anne Page. Slen. O heaven! this is mistress Anne Page. Page. How now, mistress Ford ! Fal. Mistress Ford, by my troth, you are very well met: by your leave, good mistress. [Kissing her. Page. Wife, bid these gentlemen welcome.Come, we have a hot venison pasty to dinner: come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness. [Exeunt all but Shallow, Slender, and Evans. Slen. I had rather than forty shillings, I had my book of Songs and Sonnets here.Enter Simple. How now, Simple! Where have you been? I must wait on myself, must I? You have not the Book of Riddles about you, have you? Sim. Book of Riddles ? why, did you not lend it to Alice Shortcake upon Allhallowmas last, a fortnight afore Michaelmas ? | Shal. Come, coz; come, coz; we stay for you. A word with you, coz; marry, this, coz there is, as 'twere a tender, a kind of tender, made afar off by Sir Hugh here: do you understand me? Slen. Ay, sir, you shall find me reasonable if it be so, I shall do that that is reason. Shal. Nay, but understand me. Slen. So I do, sir. Eva. Give ear to his motions, master Slender: I will description the matter to you, if you be capacity of it. Slen. Nay, I will do as my cousin Shallow says: I pray you pardon me; he's a justice of peace in his country, simple though I stand here. Eva. But that is not the question: the question is concerning your marriage, Shal. Ay, there's the point, sir. Eva. Marry, is it; the very point of it; to mistress Anne Page. Slen. Why, if it be so, I will marry her upon any reasonable demands. Eva. But can you affection the 'oman? Let us command to know that of your mouth, or of your lips; for divers philosophers hold, that the lips is parcel of the mouth: therefore, precisely, can you carry your good will to the maid? [her? Shal. Cousin Abraham Slender, can you love Slen. I hope, sir, I will do as it shall become one that would do reason. Eva. Nay, Got's lords and his ladies, you must speak possitable, if you can carry her your desires towards her. Shal. That you must. Will you, upon good dowry, marry her? Slen. I will do a greater thing than that, upon your request, cousin, in any reason. Shal. Nay, conceive me, conceive me, sweet coz: what I do, is to pleasure you, coz. Can you love the maid? Slen. I will marry her, sir, at your request; but if there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married, and have more occasion to know one another: I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt; but if you say, 'Marry her," I will marry her : that I am freely dissolved, and dissolutely. Eva. It is a fery discretion answer; save, the faul' is in the 'ort "dissolutely:" the 'ort is, according to our meaning, "resolutely " His meaning is goot. la. Shal. Ay, I think my cousin meant well. Slen. Ay, or else I would I might be hanged, Shal. Here comes fair mistress Anne.-[Reenter Anne Page.] Would I were young for your sake, mistress Anne. Anne. The dinner is on the table; my father desires your worships' company. Shal. I will wait on him, fair mistress Anne. Eva. Od's plessed will! I will not be absence at the grace. [Exeunt Shallow and Sir H. Evans. Anne. Will't please your worship to come in, sir? Slen. No, I thank you, forsooth, heartily; I am very well. Anne. The dinner attends you, sir. Slen. I am not a-hungry, I thank you forsooth.-Go, sirrah, for all you are my man, go, wait upon my cousin Shallow. [Exit Simple.] A justice of peace sometime may be beholden to his friend for a man.-I keep but three men and a boy yet, till my mother be |