versation (as is usual in polite company) rolled chiefly on what they were then eating, and what they had lately eaten. In this the military gentleman, who had served in Ireland, gave them a very particular account of a new manner of roasting potatoes, and others gave an account of other dishes. In short, an indifferent by-stander would have concluded from their discourse that they had all come into this world for no other purpose than to fill their bellies; and indeed, if this was not the chief, it is probable it was the most innocent design nature had in their formation. As soon as the dish was removed, and the ladies retired, the Count proposed a game at hazard, which was immediately assented to by the whole company, and the dice being immediately brought in, the Count took up the box, and demanded who would set him: to which no one made any answer, imagining perhaps the Count's pockets to be more empty than they were; for in reality, that gentleman (notwithstanding what he had heartily swore to Mr. Wild) had, since his arrival at Mr. Snap's, conveyed a piece of plate to pawn, by which means he had furnished himself with ten guineas. The Count, therefore, perceiving this backwardness in his friends, and probably somewhat guessing at the cause of it, took the said guineas out of his pocket, and threw them on the table; when lo! (such is the force of example) all the rest began to produce their funds, and immediately, a considerable sum glittering in their eyes, the game began. L VOL. IV. CHAPTER XIII. A chapter of which we are extremely vain; and which indeed we look on as our chef d'œuvre, containing a wonderful story concerning the devil, and as nice a scene of honour as ever happened. My reader, I believe, even if he be a gamester, would not thank me for an exact relation of every man's success; let it suffice then that they played till the whole money vanished from the table.-Whether the devil himself carried it away, as some suspected, I will not determine; but very surprising it was that every person protested he had lost, nor could any one guess who, unless the devil had won. But though very probable it is that this arch fiend had some share in the booty, it is likely he had not all; Mr. Bagshot being imagined to be a considerable winner, notwithstanding his assertions to the contrary; for he was seen by several to convey money often into his pocket; and what is still a little stronger presumption is, that the grave gentleman, whom we have mentioned to have served his country in two honourable capacities, not being willing to trust alone to the evidence of his eyes, had frequently dived into the said Bagshot's pocket, whence (as he tells us in the apology for his life afterwards published*), though he might extract a few pieces, he was very sensible he had left many behind.-The gentleman had long indulged his curiosity in this way before Mr. Not in a book by itself, in imitation of some other such persons, but in the Ordinary's account, &c., where all the apologies for the lives of rogues and whores, which have been published within these twenty years, should have been inserted. เ Bagshot, in the heat of gaming, had perceived him: but, as Bagshot was now leaving off play, he discovered this ingenious feat of dexterity; upon which, leaping up from his chair in violent passion, he cried out, I thought I 'had been among gentlemen, and men of honour, but ‘d—n me, I find we have a pickpocket in company.' The scandalous sound of this word extremely alarmed the whole board, nor did they all shew less surprise than the Conn (whose not sitting of late is much lamented) would express at hearing there was an Atheist in the room; but it more particularly affected the gentleman at whom it was levelled, though it was not addressed to him. He likewise started from his chair, and, with a fierce countenance and accent, said, 'Do you mean me? D—n เ your eyes, you are a rascal and a scoundrel.' Those words would have been immediately succeeded by blows, had not the company interposed, and with strong arm withheld the two antagonists from each other. It was however a long time before they could be prevailed on to sit down; which being at last happily brought about, Mr. Wild the elder, who was a well-disposed old man, advised them to shake hands and be friends; but the gentleman, who had received the first affront, absolutely refused it, and swore, He would have the villain's blood. Mr. Snap highly applauded the resolution, and affirmed that the affront was by no means to be put up by any who bore the name of a gentleman, and that, unless his friend resented it properly, he would never execute another warrant in his company; that he had always looked upon him as a man of honour, and doubted not but he would prove himself so; and that, if it was his own case, nothing should persuade him to put up with such an affront without proper satisfaction. The Count likewise spoke on the same side, and the parties themselves muttered several short sentences, purporting their intentions. At last, Mr. Wild, our hero, rising slowly from his seat, and having fixed the attention of all present, began as follows: I have heard with infinite pleasure every thing which the two gentlemen who spoke last have said with rela'tion to honour, nor can any man possibly entertain a higher and nobler sense of that word, nor a greater esteem of its inestimable value, than myself. If we เ เ เ เ เ 'have no name to express it by in our Cant Dictionary, 'it were well to be wished we had. It is indeed the 'essential quality of a gentleman, and which no man 'who ever was great in the field, or on the road (as others. express it), can possibly be without. But alas! gentlemen, what pity is it, that a word of such sovereign use เ and virtue should have so uncertain and various an application that scarce two people mean the same thing by it? Do not some by honour mean good-nature and 'humanity, which weak minds call virtues? How then! 'Must we deny it to the great, the brave, the noble; to the 'sackers of towns, the plunderers of provinces, and the conเ querors of kingdoms? Were not these men of honour? and yet they scorn those pitiful qualities I have men'tioned. Again, some few (or I am mistaken) include the 'idea of honesty in their honour. And shall we then say that no man who withholds from another what law, or justice perhaps, calls his own, or who greatly and boldly deprives him of such property, is a man of honour? Heaven forbid I should say so in this, or, indeed, in any other good company. Is honour truth? No, it is not in the lie's going from us, but in its coming 'to us, our honour is injured. Doth it then consist in 'what the vulgar call cardinal virtues? It would be an 'affront to your understandings to suppose it, since we เ เ เ เ เ เ see every day so many men of honour without any. In 'what then doth the word honour consist? Why in itself 'alone. A man of honour is he that is called a man of เ 6 เ 'honour; and while he is so called he so remains, and no longer. Think not any thing a man commits can forfeit 'his honour. Look abroad into the world, the PRIG while 'he flourishes is a man of honour; when in gaol, at the bar, or the tree, he is so no longer. And why is this 'distinction? Not from his actions; for those are often as 'well known in his flourishing estate as they are afterwards; but because men, I mean those of his own party, เ or gang, call him a man of honour in the former, and เ cease to call him so in the latter condition. Let us see เ เ then; how hath Mr. Bagshot injured the gentleman's 'honour? Why, he hath called him a pickpocket; and 'that, probably, by a severe construction, and a long 'round about way of reasoning, may seem a little to derogate from his honour, if considered in a very nice sense. Admitting it, therefore, for argument's sake, to 'be some small imputation on his honour, let Mr. Bagshot 'give him satisfaction; let him doubly and triply repair this oblique injury by directly asserting that he believes 'he is a man of honour.' The gentleman answered, he was content to refer it to Mr. Wild, and whatever satisfaction he thought sufficient he would accept. Let him give me my money again first, said Bagshot, and then I will call him a man of honour with all my heart. The gentleman then protested he had not any, which Snap seconded, declaring he had his eyes on him all the while; but Bagshot remained still unsatisfied, till Wild, rapping out a hearty oath, swore he had not taken a single farthing, adding, that whoever asserted the contrary gave him the lie, and he would resent it. And now, such was the ascendancy of this Great man, that Bagshot immediately acquiesced, and performed the ceremonies required: and thus, by the exquisite address of our hero, this quarrel, which had so fatal an aspect, and which between two persons so extremely jealous of their |